My beautiful new life Bai Ling 我好莱坞的美好生活
---白靈♥

Monday, March 29, 2010

My amazing story with the world most dangrouse anumal------wild Lions......


  


 

I am crazy yes I am, crazy........

I am and I was this close to a huge Lion in Johannesburg in Africa, no be precise I was with 7 of them, 7 wild dangerous big Lions around me and I was like 8 inches next to this huge male Lion, just like this in the picture right next to me, dangerous it was so dangerous that there are no words could describe how I felt then, its like my heart jumped out of me to the cliff!!!!!!!!
Exhilarating............

I was there for 3 weeks in the safari looking for leopard, chasing after them everyday, they are so many wild animals wild running in the huge open land of the beautiful endless nature but we can not see them as if nothing exists in the entire world but only peace, we have to be so patient,  actually we cannot find them at all but only unless they want us to find them, or they find you as their delicious supper.

We got up like 4am everyday then we were out for the whole day, so beautifully exciting everyday for me, on the road the blue birds fly very low in front of our little trucks playing with the sun lights...... remember we were eating dinner at the dark in the middle of no where in the open land, actually having the head lights of our little open trucks on just to find food in our bags, then turned the lights off, otherwise you would not want to imagine how many more wild dangerous hungry animals all kinds of them will be if not already coming around us so near and ready to jump and take us as the perfect supper, yes we were their perfect delicious food they have been looking for the whole day, wow that feeling of the quietness actually was so openly hide the unknown real danger in front of us right now......  then I had to pee, our tracker had to company me with a gun loaded hot, he said there might very well be 3 big dangerous lion hungrily waiting for you in the bush right next to you Bailing!!!  Do you know that we are visible, we are at their dining room table or their bed at their home now.......... wow!!! Then his walky talky announced: “ Attention attention!!! There are 7 Lions around just where you are my bother!!!”

Of cause soon after we safely landed right in the center of the 7 Lions, the center of the 7 wild dangerous Lion's home, can you imagine that for real??? 7 wild dangerous huge Lions??? I was right on the side of our little open car where this huge male Lion was next to, 8 inches, yes I could not believe it myself, he was just like my hot lover right next to me ready to give me a hot bloody kiss WOW!!!!!!!! The heat of his breath is like waves almost knocked me over, he turned his huge head to me just after our car stopped with his overly fast heart beating loud sound and movement, I was never been with a real lion in my life this close and did not know how they breath, thought he was so ill and is going to have a heart attack any moment they way how he breath so extremely fast! Wow at that moment I was like, my head was spinning and swollen as big as the sky and thought I was going to have a heart attack too right there together with the huge Lions NOW!!!

Time stopped, air stopped, everything, I mean everything that was conscious in the entire world stopped... stopped like death..... then while I was struggle for the last breath of air on earth then the overly slow and loud sound of out tracker come to my space: " Bailing if you move and drop anything anything at all we are dead!!! DEAD you understand all of us!!!!!!!!Please do not move at all!!!!!!!!I SAID DO NOT MOVE!!!!!!!!"

Moment passed like how death supposed to be, the whole world is like a huge heavy cloud died clapped in a slow motion in front of me......
.....

A century passed...... another birth entered me just as 
the huge male lion suddenly set up and turned his head checked me up and down then directly looked at my eyes 2 inches closer, wow his breath is like a huge wind slapped my face,  the lion's his eyes are almost as big as my entire head so alien so cold so dangerously devilishly like beautiful scary, he did not blink his eyes but just looked at me like there are sharp fire like knifes cutting the ice!!! Yes our car had no windows no doors, naked nothing, nothing to protect us just wells and a flat board that we could stand or sit,  I had a camera in my hands and some rolls of films can you imagine, I was like...... at that time I really think at any moment either the camera or the film rolls is going to drop, wow!!! Then the male Lion moved 3 inches closer to me once again, he wants my kiss now and suddenly he opened his mouth, I mean directly towards me opened, wow!!!!!!!! The biggest mouth I have ever seen in my entire life it was like a huge world of blood opened......... Death closed my eyes, the smell wow??? it was so stinking I could right there feinted into the Lion's mouth!!!
Tears rolling....... my tears......I was crying so loud in silence......so scared !!!!!!!!

How did I survive??? I don't know, might be luckily the Lions have just eaten a zebra, but again they can easily eat another human or 3, the 7 Lions all stood up walked around us a little then again slowly  found their own comfort zone ..... Wow the wild Lions? Let us go??? Can you believe it? They let us go???  Yes when we finally slowly extremely carefully moved our car inch by inch, they did not follow, They let us go to our own safe world and escaped from the dangerous delicious center of their dinner table.........

I have to say I was very very lucky ....... thank you for saving me the angel on the sky or in this case the angels are the Lions, yes they are, they saved me and my friends, the most dangerous but brilliantly beautiful powerful angels ............

I will never forget how it feels ........how the lion's eyes looked at me and locked my world...... truly a breathtaking magic moment of tangling with life and death........
Sharing the story makes me breathless again wow I am burning on fire now!!!!!!!!HOT!!!!!!!!
Nature unbelievable!!!!!!
I love you my wild Lions so much!!!!!!!!!!!!

44 comments:

XustXored said...

Bai Ling, Queen of the Jungle!

"...... then I had to pee": HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! What a tension breaker!

" it was so stinking I could right there feinted into the Lion's mouth!!!": The lion probably had been licking its self, HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Somehow that lion laying next to that grand piano doesnt look to threatning.

You are quite the story teller Bai Ling, I enjoyed reading that.

Peace in Christ my brave friend :)

ROCKET MAN said...

NOW THAT WAZS KOOL!!!!! AWESOME!!!
I BET YOU CANT WAIT TO GO BACK AND DO IT AGAIN????
YOU GOT MORE BALLS THEN ME QUEENY!!!
I THINK I WOULD HAVE JUMP UP AND STARTED SCREAMING AQND RUNNING LIKE SOME LITTLE SCHOOL GIRL?
WOW THAT WAS SO KOOL!!
AND YES YOU R SO CRAZY FOR DOING THAT WITH NO DOORS OR WINDOWS.
BUT I THINK THAT U ARE THE ANGEL AND THATS WHY YOUR STILL ALIVE...
BUT PLEASE DON'T TEST IT ANYMORE!!!!
BE SAFE HAVE A GREAT DAY SWEETY' THANK U!!!

Charles said...

Great story and great writing Bai!

charles said...

Super Fantastic Bai-Ling. Beauty with Beauty. Truly amazing, thank you so much for sharing this. Please remind the folks not to try this at home.

Leshon sidcar the skeleton Jones said...

THAT WAS AN AMAZING STORY!!!! IM ALSO A WILD ANIMAL :)....

Lior said...

I wish I was that Lion.

SHENJINGBING said...

IN THE LAST PIC U BOTH HAVE SUCH SAD SAD EYES!!!!
WHAT ARE U THINKING????

ROCKET MAN said...

TALK ABOUT A BAD HAIR DAY!!!!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT BAI LING IS THINK OTHER THEN PLEASE DON'T EAT ME...
BUT THAT CAT MUST BE THINKING I WISH I COULD EAT THAT DUDE THAT CUTS MY HAIR!!!!

ROCKET MAN said...

NO QUOTE 2 DAY???

ROCKET MAN said...

I GUESS THATS THE TRICK ANT IT??
KNOW WHAT IS THE RIGHT THING??
FOR U SWEETS!!!!!

ROCKET MAN said...

NOW I KNOW FOR SURE U ARE.....
WATCHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe said...

Went to Tanzania and did see a leopard very lucky

ROCKET MAN said...

WHAT NEW MOVIE???

ROCKET MAN said...

YOUR TIP FOR TODAY!!!
DON'T SING IT LIKE THIS SONG!!!!!!

ROCKET MAN said...

GOOD NIGHT ANGEL!!!!!!!!!?

buyintothegame said...

u like me

pianos surround our lions

pretty piano

well the ole video store in town is closing down

not just here but everywhere

so I get Mutant Chronicles

I saw it before but forgot, now I own it

never knew you had a camio

pretty pretty ling

great movie

well that video store brought us together and changed my life

welcome home, bet you thought about me on the plane


I love you

rowwdy rowwdy with a cherry on top

wine beer pizza strawberries

the cheetah will never go hungry if it is wanting to eat me

it can pull my leg off

i would eat you but maybe this is as fast as they make me so far

I will eat you in my dreams

then wake up to your love

smiles

ROCKET MAN said...

THE KING AND ME!!!!!!!!

ROCKET MAN said...

YOUR RIGHT QUEENY!!!! ONE DOOR CLOSED AND ANOTHER OPEN TODAY....
THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE A BREAK FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS' BUT THATS OK.
THANKS FOR THE MAGIC' OR WHAT EVER U HAVE GOING ON??

wheeler92196 said...

Unfortunately, I am not dangerous, but I brush my teeth so it not smell like lion's breath.

Can we do dinner sometime?

我許下诺言…
我不會吃赤裸百靈…
舔,舔。
親吻親吻。
那好,宜人的那

WEALLHOPE?? said...

I'm back, I'm back --
I've been gone for a week and I can see I must have missed a lot.
My trip to Moscow was exiting... even too much for my tastes.
The twin bomb explosions in the subway really caused havoc across that city and saddened my soul because of all the innocent victims.
I was lucky enough to have been faily far away when it happened.
It really makes you think about how fagile life is, and about the stupidity of mankind all bent on self destruction...

Why is ROCKET MAN using my FLY pic?
I am the only one who an use it.
I am the only one who got a kiss here from BAI LING, and that is why me, Daniel FLY, has a red lipstick mark showing.
How dare he use my pic?

Oh gosh - BAI LING Twitted :
http://www.vogue.it/en/people-are-talking-about/from-hollywood/2010/03/oscar-generale http://officialbailing.com

VOGUE ITALY ?---wow
I must rush off to the newspaper stand and get a copy...
See you later

buyintothegame said...

I was wrong again

lol


not the first time

where ever I look I see Ling beauty

sino american beauty

you should run for governor Bai

I love you

WEALLHOPE?? said...

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This is what we call in Italian a
Pesce di Apile = Fish of April

I means April's Fools Day
1st April
It is today you must pull a trick on someone.

My trick on you BAI LING ( and for all the others here ) is me ....
...buzzing around as happily as ever.

WEALLHOPE?? said...

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This is what we call in Italian a
Pesce di Aprile
= a Fish of April... a prank

Today the 1st April is :
April Fool's Day

BAI LING, today you should pull a trick on someone.

My trick on you today is me appearing here again.... LOL

WEALLHOPE?? said...

And yes BAI LING, you said it igth when you Twitted:
-------------------------------
realbailing Another quote 4 U 4 today: The fly is doing fine just like all the animals:-) good people always safe http://officialbailing.com
12:09 AM Mar 31st via web
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The FLY ( that is me ) has a lucky little ass....

WEALLHOPE?? said...

Oh gosh... I got my work cut out for me tonight.
BAI LING Twitted that link of vougue Italy magazine where she appears in a photoshoot and there is an article written in Italian talking about her.
Now BAI LING does not ask for a translation of that article outight, but little Daniel FLY
( using his tiny but very powerful superbain ) figues that a translation of that article would please her.
Will be back with it later...

WEALLHOPE?? said...

Oh gosh... I got my work cut out for me tonight.
BAI LING Twitted that link of vougue Italy magazine where she appears in a photoshoot and there is an article written in Italian talking about her.
Now BAI LING does not ask for a translation of that article outight, but little Daniel FLY
( using his tiny but very powerful superbain ) figues that a translation of that article would please her.
Will be back with it later...

WEALLHOPE?? said...

My translation of :
http://www.vogue.it/people-are-talking-about/da-hollywood/2010/03/oscar-generale
================================

Let the party begin!
A party inside a villa in honor of actress Bai Ling.

Super private dinner at the house of Hollywood producer Oscar Generale guest of honor was
actress Bai Ling of chinese origin.
Hollywood Party. It is not a remake of the hilarious 1968 movie of Blake Edwards starring Peter Sellers.
There is no young Indian actor catapulted into a party and overwhelmed by the most absurd mishaps.
Welcome to Hollywood. Here, about fifteen kilometes from Los Angeles, in the city symbol of international cinema, among the green hills which hide some of the
most beautiful villas of the world, the gotha of movie production meet in great secret to inauguate the season of Summer parties.
Be it for the launching of a new movie undertaking or for the celebration of a movie star, every occasion is good.
Here is our "Special Envoy", sound designer Matteo Ceccarini,he has attended the super private dinner organised by the Italo-American producer Oscar Generale in honor of Bai Ling, the chinese anticonformist actress by definition, who held main roles in Shanghai Baby and in A Beautiful Life.
Among the guests super poducer Harvey Weinstein could not be missing, former boss of Miamax and now that of Weinstein company
which, among so many masterpieces, has produced the movies of
Quentin Tarantino, besides the more recent Nina, A Single Man
and Inglorious Bastards. There were also beautiful ladies such as
Laura Harring, the cult actess in Mullholland Drive of Daid Lynh
and top model Eva Riccobono was present too.

article written by Paola Cassola
( cassola -in Italian it means a dish similar to chili...lol )
---------------------------------
Generale
Tarantino
Riccobono
Ceccarini

All those Italian names......yeah

( ...useful little Daniel FLY here tonight ...right? )

WEALLHOPE?? said...

Was that party held in Cinecittà Rome with all those Italians ?
No?, ok - Hollywood

WEALLHOPE?? said...

BAI LING, talking about lions you forgot to mention this:
(( during a mating bout, which could last several days, the couple copulates twenty to forty times a day and are likely to forgo eating ))

this taken straight out from Wikipedia.
Now how many of us can claim the same ? ....LOL

ROCKET MAN said...

AND A SMILE TO U FROM THE MOON!!!!!!!

Ace said...

Bai Ling, glad you stayed in the car and had your picture taken with a lion with straw instead of getting out of the car and letting us see a photo of a lion stuffed with Bai Ling!
WHERE IS QIJI???

Ian said...

Wassup with Linsay Lohan? Do you know her much Ling. Now she's broke, no work and hooked on shit. What is it with Hollywood types? Total morons with it all on a plate and go and blow it all away?

She used to be such a pretty girl, what you think..the next Brittany Murphy?

XustXored said...

Spring has sprung Bai Ling!

The birds are chirping,the green grass is growing, trees are budding!

Time to put away the winter clothes and get out the spring(for us who are too poor to buy new).

Time to put out the porch furniture,get the lawn mower ready, such joy to cut grass twice a week...NOT!

Time to get the garden cleaned up and ready for spring flowers.

Does your mom have a garden?

Cant wait for the lilac bush to bloom, such a wonderful smell!

Do you know why Christians call today "Good Friday"?

jorge vicente said...

wow. it must have been scary and exciting and exhilarating and...... at the same time!

(breathing rapidly)

WEALLHOPE?? said...

Not very good news for George Clooney today....
In Laglio on Lake Como, where Clooney has his villa and next to the town's City Hall, they found the dead body of a young woman floating in the lake.
Can you imagine him on a balony of his villa overlooking the lake and seeing that woman's body floating around in the water down below?

( ...ehm...has anyone seen Elisabetta Canalis recently ? )

WEALLHOPE?? said...

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What is that old cowboy saying BAI LING ?
" Have gun, will travel " ?

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/celebritology/2010/04/tgif_bai_ling_gets_gun_crazy.html

The Washington Post -
Bai Ling arrives at event promoting the video game
'Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Conviction.'

ROCKET MAN said...

FRESH AND NEW!!!!!! JUST LIKE THIS PIC.....
IT WILL ALWAYS BE ONE OF MY FAVORITES!!!!!!
BIG SMILE TO U QUEENY!!!!!!!

WEALLHOPE?? said...

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Among all the lions in the wold,
I bet this is the lion that most trigges off BAI LING(!)
What can you expect when an actress starts to talk about lions....?
Just the sound of the word "lion" triggers off a compulsive
run-off reaction of the mouth in an actress, it must be that.
So we get this script:
--- bla bla bla
-----lion, bla bla bla
-------more lion, bla bla bla
---------bla bla bla lion
LOL

WEALLHOPE?? said...

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This instead is the lion I pefer, the one outside the MGM casinò in Las Vegas.
I still have nice memories of me there sitting in front of a slot machine and those gorgeous waitresses walking up to me asking me if I wanted a drink...ahhh

WEALLHOPE?? said...

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Well of course the Lion of San Marco, emblem of Venice, would be my seond choice...

ROCKET MAN said...

HOW DO I GET OVER THE COLDNESS OF THE SEA???
CABO WABO!!!!!!!!

WEALLHOPE?? said...

Yesterday at work I heard a fellow employee talking to a client who had an accident and whose name was:
BAI LING
(!)
I told my fellow employee: " Stop, don't move, gimme that, I'll handle that case, don't touch it"
It turns out his name was:
WU BAI LING
and he was a Chinese truck driver coming from the port of Ancona who had ran his refrigeated truck full of fish and shimps off the road.
Lots of Chinese restauants in Italy will be missing their fish and shrimps today.

Nobody here cares about this story?
It is true, not invented up.
How many of you can say they have helped a Chinese person called BAI LING ?
Ok, ok, a male Chinese truck driver is not exactly the pinnacle of elegance ... but still, I can say I helped a Chinese BAI LING.

ROCKET MAN said...

HAPPY EASTER SWEET LITTLE QUEENY!!!!!
MAY ALL YOUR SINS BE FORGIVEN!!!!!!
DOES THAT GIVE U ANY CLUES??????

Ejay said...

Hi Bai,you are a very brave woman to be so close to the lions,what a great experience.

Life is meant 2 be celebrated as if its th only moment in front of your eyes,rock the vote!!!!!!!!!

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