Friday, November 13, 2009

Friday the 13th on the moon...............

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Friday the 13th-------

Yes on the moon, there is no time no society no human no obstacles no language no dreams no need and no cold blue color............ only kiss with your eyes closed air breath through.........all the moon has is gentle beauty inside a tine warm house enlarged with red orige color of lights tangos with a circle of love making lights the fireworks shooting to the nearby stars, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8..........

Yes there are my 8 little mini skirts spirit flouting with their mini still on in the soft wind.........

Beauty............

Yes this is the moon world you have never known never discovered never believed never and never heard of and never loved...........

This is where I come from, this is where all dreams find life to live to believe to become the world of reality, this is the factory for dreams of the soul............

Friday the 13th, reveals the secret the mystery the fun the mischeive the unknown the brave heart to jump down the cliffs dive into the orige red river of the fire ocean, yes jump off the moon into the space of the universe zoom into your eyes............

Live breath daring to make one magic thing that you always so wanted and never daring to do, yes today is the day to make wild love in the wild wind of fire with all you have........

Dive, love, laugh, you are safe because I am already there with my 8 little mini spirits ready to welcome you home !!!!!!!

A smile

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CityKid said...

To the moon Alice, to the moon.....

Joe said...

Bling, Whooooaaaa!

Joe said...

Bling Whooooooaaaa! Again! new photo of Leopard in Tanzania

Ian said...

God I wish this blog come with an interpretor :-)

buyintothegame said...

It is good to be home. Yes we have a lot in common.

XOX

wheeler92196 said...

oooooooh..... I am logged in

this stuff is better than porno for guy trapped in motel room with only Palm Pre and lotion bottle.

miss you much Miss Bai !!

wheeler92196 said...

it says

I am Candy Warhol dot dot dot Ass

it is a hidden message, I am sure.

it is nice you do not have 2 wear the clothes
in the ho-tell room.

I do not wear the clothes in the mo-tell room either
but nobody cares.

because I keep the door closed.

I took a picture of me go pee
then I drop the toilet lid cover

no I massage it while I look
at your pictures.

they say love hurts. It is so.
next time I will pee on the seat.

Smiles Miss Bai !!

Ace said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsnZMee16lk

Arik Tillman said...

Thank you for the smile, I love the kissy pic.

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Thutmose said...

Some very artistic photos of late. Good stuff!

WEALLHOPE?? said...

Uhmm...I'm a bit puzzled by this post.
There are some "behind the scenes" preparations of your Halloween outfit/costume?.
Friday 13th on the Moon?
How can that be?
The Moon has no calendar weekdays linked to the spinning of the Earth on itself around its axis.
Not the Moon, it always shows us the same face/side, no Moon-days there.
The Moon rotates around the Earth once every 28 Earth-days.
During one complete rotation of the Earth around the Sun
( one year = 365 Earth-day )
we get..... 365/28 =
--------------------------> 13 -!!

And in Italy it is considered to be a lucky number.
( Friday 17th is considered a day for bad luck over here )

And yes, I must agree with blogger ARIK TILLMAN who says:
"I love the kissy pic"
I do too. It is the best one.

WEALLHOPE?? said...

------------------------------------->
The New Zeland "All Blacks" Rugby Team.

BAI LING, while you were in Houston you went to a stadium for the first time to watch a game of American Football.
American Football is considered being "soft" when compared to Rugby.
Today 14th Nov. is the day when the mith of the invincible New Zeland "All Blacks" Rugby Team comes to an end.
They are going to play today right here in Milano against the Italian Team in our San Siro stadium.
All 85,000 seats are sold out.
The stadium will be filled to the top rim.
We are going to beat the living sh...(you know what) out of them!

New Zeland is exactly on the antipodes ( opposite side of the Earth ) compared to Italy.
Pull out a globe of the Earth and put one finger on Italy and another on New Zeland and you'll see they are on opposite ends.
And I could tell you what the
"All Blacks" could do with their fingers, but I'll refrain from that....lol-

WEALLHOPE?? said...

------------------------------------->
Milano's San Siro stadium.
This is where Rugby history will be made today (!) Yeah..

WEALLHOPE?? said...

SMACK <-------------------------------

Now I'll go catch some sleep.
Let me steal a smack-kiss from you BAI LING.

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Ian said...

Hey Ling, talking of orbits that "Beauty spot" of yours keeps orbiting somewhere between your nose and your mouth, I was just noticing it in a few pics, look at a few more now see if we can work out its phases and trajectory. Wonder if it will end up on your butt?

Continuity dear!!

Ian said...

Italians have a similar problem apparently with freckles! They are so greasy they slide off their faces.

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Ian said...

The Wandering Spot:

It started during this tragic incident, the beauty spot got arrested

http://www.breakitdownblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/bai_ling_mug_shot.jpg

Then it grew a bit and settled back to its most usual haunt of the left cheek:

http://hotandnerdy.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/hn-us-weekly-bai-ling.jpg

Then there was a hot romance for the beauty spot and it started to reproduce:

http://www.hotgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/bai_ling.jpg


Soon however there was a domestic and the other spot moved to the other side of her face:

http://sveb.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/bai-ling.jpg


The Beauty spot goes on vacation?:

http://img2.allposters.com/images/MMPH/245893.jpg

hmmm where to next? tell you what stick it in the middle of your forehead and come to England, they will give you some money and a free council house!

LOL!

Ian said...

AH HA!

Close up inspection of Bai Ling Mole shows us why it is always on the move:

http://images.livescience.com/images/061009_mole_rat_02.jpg

Ian said...

Hey Daniel, typical Italian's trying greasy tactics to try and put off the All Blacks, using models and spoon feeding them!!

http://www.planetrugby.com/story/0,25883,16024_5691824,00.html

They will wipe you off the map!!

CityKid said...

Good morning Ian - I won't be to "quick on the draw this morning." Busy doing CentOS upgrades and since bandwidth here in Alaska is the slowest (and most expensive)in the U.S. I have to skip between bits.

Ian said...

At the Uni are we?

CityKid said...

Yup, I use an old Dell machine as a Unix server (mySQL - or however it's spelled).

Ian said...

Hmm I love my Movies and been thinking about getting a decent HTC system together but not sure wether to get a 50-60 plasma or go for a HD 1080p projector and have a 10ft across screen?

I am trying to imagine Bai Ling's nipples being 8 inches long on my living room wall!!

God, can't wait for 3D TV!! Anyone of you dudes got projectors?

CityKid said...


I am trying to imagine Bai Ling's nipples being 8 inches long on my living room wall!!


Could be hard on the eyes. Most of the folks I know that have projectors are happy until they shit a bulb - then get ready to break out your wallet.

Ian said...

Yeah I know the bulbs here between 250 and 450 GBP bloody nuts!, most only carry a 3 month guarantee so if you are out of luck you could soon gobble up a Grand in a few months, I have heard of it happening. Bulbs are a major put off, then another good few hundred for a decent electric screen, Blue-Ray surround etc a good few grand in no time!

Was looking at the HD20 Optoma as it is a good price for a 1080p projector and easily get me a 120" screen in my wee room. I have HDMI on my laptop too so it should be fun having a comp screen that big :-) I can tell you all to f***off in letters one feet tall

LOL!!

CityKid said...

an tell you all to f***off in letters one feet tall

Only at your house we won't be able to see that - thank G_D. FWIW I know a couple of commercial venues that have switched from projectors to screens because of the cost of bulbs - I guess it depends on how long you have the projector fired up.

Ian said...

I think I need to find somewhere where I can actually see some projectors working in Hi Def before investing much money.

...then again that lovely bit of crumpet in Vietnam keeps popping into my head...oh the decisions!!

CityKid said...


...then again that lovely bit of crumpet in Vietnam keeps popping into my head...oh the decisions!!


smile...politics is the allocation of scarce commodities and resources.

It's almost 02:30h here - I gotta pull the pin - g'nite.

Ian said...

CityKid said...


...then again that lovely bit of crumpet in Vietnam keeps popping into my head...oh the decisions!!

smile...politics is the allocation of scarce commodities and resources.


I thought that was more about fiscal dispersal in a libido VS Hi Tech Home entertainment situation.

Do you have any idea what a perplexing and vexing conundrum that is for a 40 year old single bachelor.

ITS A NIGHTMARE!!

CityKid said...

Do you have any idea what a perplexing and vexing conundrum that is for a 40 year old single bachelor.

Yes I do, I'm a tad (wink, well maybe a bit more over 50 - didn't think I'd get that far)! Good luck with that (not meant in a bad way). Gotta go sleepers now.

CityKid said...

Oh and Ian, FWIW, I got married last year (on Halloween) - first time and well worth it. Later....

Ian said...

Married on Halloween, LOL

I wont say anything about the Bride of Frankenstein then :-)

CityKid said...


I wont say anything about the Bride of Frankenstein then :-)


Smart move!

Ian said...

CITYKID said:

Good luck with that (not meant in a bad way). Gotta go sleepers now.

No luck needed, I don't gotta woman clawing at my back and spending my dough and nagging that's why I can choose between a 120 HD system or another trip to Nam as and when I please.

The women you can rent any time and send them back for an upgrade occasionally, the Bachelor pad, HD system, mini bar yer mates and ya pooch is for life.

.....well ok that's what I tell myself until the next Lil Asian honey walks past then it's tongues to the floor and wallets to the wall!

AGAIN!

Yeeesh!

CityKid said...

Ian, if you hook-up with the right woman - it's worth every penny; wrong woman well.... I suppose that's the game of life, but then I know you know that. My wife and I were together for 18-years before we tied the knot so we had lots of time to test the waters - don't get me wrong, things were not always "hunky dory" but we persevered and now look forward to growing old together.

Last post - I really gotta crash (said as I drag my eyeballs off that update bar).

Ian said...

Marriage, an institute I highly respect actually and believe in. It is a subject not best suited to here though. Ling is single and a bar banger...just like me:-) Grow old disgracefully!!

I can imagine in another 30 years I may bump into her again with a camera we can do a nice centre spread for "Alzheimer and Bowel movement monthly"!!

When I shout, "over ya shoulder" it will probably mean she has slung her tits over them instead!!

"Oh yeah baby!", "that's the Money shot right there"!!

LOLZZZZZZZZZZZ!!

CityKid said...

I can imagine in another 30 years I may bump into her again with a camera we can do a nice centre spread for "Alzheimer and Bowel movement monthly"!!

Damn, your a piece of work Ian. Don't put all your eggs in one basket - don't know for sure what your passions are, photography - but if you hook up with the right women - one with insight into what you are up to - she will put you over the top!

Ian said...

I was referring my joke to Ling at Cannes CITKID and I am hardly likley to put my eggs in THAT basket am I.

Ian said...

Hey thought you was going to bed ages ago..fuggin' irresistible me, innit :-)

CityKid said...

;) Frek it's 04:09 A favorite song of mine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsJqfG97J3o

In all honesty - I can't preview the youtube link - thank you Linux. It's like honey in the winter time at my place - so slow. If the link sucks look for another - I got 75 hits on my search at Youtubes: Cat Stevens, "Hard headed woman."

CityKid said...

Ian said...

Hey thought you was going to bed ages ago..fuggin' irresistible me, innit :-)


I did too - but I'm stuck here waiting for the last of the CentOS packets to arrive. It has nothing to do with you - and don't start with that poodle shit ;) Time for another Guinness, my goodness.

Ian said...

WALKIES!!!


LOL!!

Ian said...

Damm nearly a 1000 DVD's here and can never think what to watch, so much crap about.

Started watching Zombieland last night 'cos Woodie Harleson is in it and he is bloody great but got bored with the film after 30 mins, 2012 looks like another load of all special effects and little else from the bits I have seen so far and SAW is going the way of the Halloween movies after a good start.

well...where have the good films gone?

My HD system is looking less worth the investment every time I look at the latest releases.

Ian said...

SO DANIEL....


Italy 3 / New Zealand 17 - 2nd Half 4:47 - Penalty Goal Luke McAlister

:-)

Ian said...

Oh sorry what was that?

Italy 6 / New Zealand 20 - 2nd Half 32:6 - Penalty Goal Luke McAlister

WEALLHOPE?? said...

San Siro stadium in Milano, Rugby
game right now 16:30 between the New Zealand team "All Blacks" and Italy....
........they are crushing us.

WEALLHOPE?? said...

.....5 minutes left

Ian said...

What was that about how Italy was going to kick their ass Daniel?

LOL!!

WEALLHOPE?? said...

Game ended.....
New Zeland "All Blacks" = 20
Italy = 6

Ian said...

Italy 6 v New Zealand 20 - Full Time


LLLOOOOOSSSSSEEEERRRRSSS!!!

Ian said...

HA HA HA! Italy is poo!

Still we are up next I think so you may get your chance at revenge Daniel

Ian said...

Only in America!!

A yank somewhere driving in Texas managed to drive his 1 million pound Buggati Veyron into a salt marsh after , "being distracted by a low flying Pelican"

Jeeesus Christ, that is my most fave car in History, Art on wheels, and some dumb colonial manages to stick it in a fucking lake!

Would you sell the Mona Lisa to a street vendor?

Ian said...

Daniel...you sulking?

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Master_Gio said...

Uh, I wanna go to the moon! :)

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SHENJINGBING said...

NICE LIPS BABY!!!!
BUT IT'S YOUR EYES THAT MAKE ME DROP TO MY KNEES....

Ace said...

Blogger Ian said "Would you sell the Mona Lisa to a street vendor?"
Shit Ian, over in Juarez they've got street vendors selling the Mona Lisa on black velvet done in blacklight paint alongside the ones of Elvis.

http://www.theamericanmind.com/images/treats/jesus-elvis.jpg

Ian said...

Im talking about the real thing ACE!

The Buggati Veyron is a WORK OF ART

Only 15 sold in America and already a few written off because of some colonial pudknockers who are used to cars that cannot go around corners!

Like I said McDonalds and goose liver pate don't go together!!

Ian said...

Anyway Daniel is still nursing his WOP pride after the Italians got the SHIT kicked outa the in the rugby.


LOL LOL LOL!!!

Ian said...

How a colonial pudnocker does it..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaQ9QKrrncY


How the ENGLISH do it!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO0PgyPWE3o

Ace said...

Ian, IMO the Bugatti is just an overpriced Volkswagen. There hasn't been a real Bugatti produced since Ettore died in '47. Sure doesn't look like $1.73 Million when you get it wet, does it? Anyway the guy probably has another one as a spare. You know how undependable those Eyetalians are.


http://motoring.asiaone.com/Motoring/Drivers/Others/Story/A1Story20091114-179925.html

Ian said...

ACE...


BOLLOCKS!

The Veyron cost VW over 5 million each to make in R&R. It has 1001 horse power 10 radiators and is possibly one of the most beautiful vehicles ever made, hence my quote of ART!

If I ever had the money there are two cars I would buy...Aston Martin and the Veyron

Taste is everything , so tell me WHAT have the Americans done by comparison to both?

Ace said...

How an English pudknocker does it

http://www.fordham.edu/halsall/mod/1938PEACE.html

How an American does it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21lzMUasm40

;)

Ian said...

...and don;t tell me a fuggin corvette!

Ace said...

WHAT have the Americans done by comparison to both?
Given the Italian pretender a much needed bath.

The Bugatti Veyron has 10 radiators.

Typical wop inefficiency. Couldn't design one to do the job properly.

Ian said...

ACE tell me how many Movies of real note and fashion...

The last Ten years all major productions have been, BMW, TVR, Nissan, Honda, Rolls Royce, VW, Aston Martin, Ferrari,

Where is the American cars?

Ian said...

ACE SAID:

Typical wop inefficiency. Couldn't design one to do the job properly.


ACE the Veyron is made in FRANCE!


but your right it takes that many radiators to dry out a clean WOP in a country that wipes its ass with fountains of water!!

Ace said...

Blogger Ian said...
...and don;t tell me a fuggin corvette

Nah, I was going to say Mustang! A true car for the masses. How about the Ford GT40's that dominated LeMans back from '66-'69? Ferrari couldn't even come close. I see your point about the Aston and the Bugatti as art though. Most of the time the damn things will be sitting still waiting for parts....

ROCKET MAN said...

like this???

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Ian said...

Roclet man...don't do that I have a woody now!!

Ian said...

I FEEL THE NEED...THE NEED FOR SPEED!!

Ace said...

Ian, you're right about it being made in France. Got distracted by the marque being resurrected by an Italian company (probably owned by the Japs or the Saudis) and missed that. Still doesn't look like a $1 Mil plus vehicle to me. More like an overpriced Audi.
"The Bugatti Veyron EB 16.4 is the most recent version of a mid-engine grand tourer developed by the German car-manufacturer Volkswagen and produced by the Volkswagen-brand Bugatti Automobiles SAS at their headquarters in Château St. Jean in Molsheim (Alsace, France)"

Big effen deal. Most of the roads in the US can't be driven at the speeds that vehicle is capable of and NO car can outrun a Motorola and good luck getting parts for it when (not if) it breaks down. So what's the point of having one other than some super rich narcissism to play "look at me, look at what I've got". The one here in Texas took a bath and will probably be 100% totaled by the insurance company.
A 'Vette is RELIABLE and cheap to operate by comparrison to the Euro cars - it will drive all day in 100 degree F weather with the AC on full blast and not give its owner a single problemo.

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Ian said...

Sorry ACE stop being a bitch..the Veyron is ART and the best, German quality!!

Just put a dumb yank behind the wheel to make it unreliable LOL!!

Ian said...

You wanna go some with me ya fuggin redneck?

Gert ya fuggin pickup and ty'all bitch birthing your baby sideways and come y'all to one hell a shindig!!

LOL!!

YYYEEHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Ace said...

Ian a Vette with a 3 speed? A dinosaur! No wonder you have such a low opinion of them. You should drive a new one. No real comparison between the new Ford GT and the original GT40 - the new one is a street machine with AC and the old was was a real race car. Only similarity is the looks.
I had a friend who had a 928 years ago, he had the rear axle come out and lost the real wheel and axle during some hard cornering. BAD design! Luckily he wasn't on a mountain at the time and got rid of the car the next day. Besides some "Porsche purists" don't consider the 928 a "real" Porsche because it had a water cooled engine...

Ace said...

Blogger Ian said...
the Veyron is ART and the best, German quality!!

Ian, using "German" and "best" in the same sentence is an oxymoron!

Ace said...

Ian, whatcha wanna bet that that Bugatti was pulled out of that salt pond by a Ford or Chevy wrecker?

Ian said...

Ace said...

Ian, whatcha wanna bet that that Bugatti was pulled out of that salt pond by a Ford or Chevy wrecker?



Yeah cause a fuggin Yank was driving it"

If it had any fucking taste a range rover would have dunnit!

Now fuckoff and put me some cow on the barbie#!!

Ian said...

AND ADD SOME FUGGIN HOT CHILLIES!!

AMIGO ;-)

Ace said...

Ian, on the bright side, if you want to own a Veyron as a piece of art, I know where you can get one cheap here in Texas!
(And what's up with the rear wing on that thing? It looks like they took it off of a Chrysler Crossfire!)

Ian said...

ACE SAID:
real comparison between the new Ford GT and the original GT40 - the new one is a street machine with AC and the old was was a real race car.

wrong

Wrong the new GT40 BEAT the old one in time trials pound for pound on the BBC! Both are great cars! I love them

Ace said...

Ian we understand your frustration that a Texan can afford to wreck a Veyron and a Brit couldn't. But if you think we treat the Bugatti badly, look at what some Jap did to his. You want to call this "art"? Put it right up there beside the black velvet Elvis...

http://stephendavidsmith.net/tokyostory/bape-bugatti-veyron/

Ace said...

BTW, seen 3 or 4 of the new Ford GT's around here. Good looking machines.

Ian said...

Blogger Ace said...

Ian, on the bright side, if you want to own a Veyron as a piece of art, I know where you can get one cheap here in Texas!

LOL make a nice feature in my Bachelor pad!

The rear wing on the Veyron deploys at above 80 mph I think and provides equiv braking as an average Honda car on the Wing alone.

You have to insert a red key on the floor by the drivers side to reach the 254mph max, the spoiler goes down, the whole car hunkers squat down to be slippery (wop) and off you go.

LOOK AT THE VEYRON!! Seriously it is beautiful!!

BAI lING OR VEYRON?

Tough choice..both expensive to run, temperamental, evasive and will fuck your wallet at the end of the day.

Love em!

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Ace said...

Found this footnote about the Veyron - "The top speed was verified by James May on Top Gear for the November 2006 issue, again at Volkswagen Group's private Ehra-Lessien test track, where the final-production car hit 407.9 km/h (253.5 mph), which equated to almost one-third of the speed of sound at sea level. As the Bugatti Veyron approached the top speed during the test, May said that "the tyres will only last for about fifteen minutes, but it's okay because the fuel runs out in twelve minutes".
That's assuming of course that you don't get distracted by a bird and drop your cell phone...

Ian said...

Blogger Ace said...

Ian we understand your frustration that a Texan can afford to wreck a Veyron and a Brit couldn't.


Yeah like a WOP can play Rugby!! We have them here too ;-)

Ace said...

Ian, Bai Ling or the Veyron? Seriously?
Does the Veyron have nipples?
Case closed!

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Michael West said...

No language? Are you sure? I would think you have had to read and try to understand many scripts written in moon language.

Ian said...

THE TRUTH IS:


With ONE Bugatti veyron I could have a thousand Bai ling's the price is so easy to barter...

With one Bai Ling I could have a dozen SKODAS!!

Ace said...

Maybe the guy can wreck some more Bugattis and start a Bugatti Ranch like the Cadillac Ranch here in Tejas ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp2sVwEFEu8

Ian said...

Well I think we should start a Ling Ranch...

,....She is already wrecked!!

Love her really;-)

Ace said...

Seriously now, shouldn't you get more for $1.73 Million than a slightly more elaborate copy of the Chrysler Crossfire's rear wing??? (Which BTW was also designed by the Germans.) For that kind of money it should be gold plated and have tits!

http://www.superfuturecars.com/images/bugatti/bugatti-veyron-hydraulic-spoiler.jpg

http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-abc/Chrysler-Crossfire-Rear-Spoiler-1024x768.jpg

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Ace said...

Blogger Ian said...
"The main thing is ACE REAL men wanna do 253 MPH the rest whine..."

Yeah Ian, like Brooks & Dunn said
"Out in the country, back roads and one horse towns.
We saw fiddles, play our guitars loud.
We talk the talk and walk the walk
to the Honky Tonk Stomp."

Don't know about 253, the closest I ever got was 158mph... still had me some fun trying...

Ace said...

Blogger Ian said...
"... before robbing a 7-11?"

Maybe they're trying to get enough money to buy a Bugatti?

Wonder how Bai Ling would look nude in a Bugatti? Any chance of us ever seeing a photo like that Bai Ling?

Ian said...

183 MPH is my tops on Two wheels two up on the same bit of road 10 year before.

Don't know about you but when you get close to the double Ton...you just wanna keep going faster!"!!

WORLD LAND SPEED RECORD...HELD BY UK !! BEAUTIFUL SPEED!"!"

Ace said...

Ian, one thing I think we can both agree on - Bai Ling would look a whole lot better dripping wet in that salt pond than that Bugatti does!
And Bai Ling a wreck? No way! Your fellow Brit Amy Winehouse, definitely, but Bai Ling?!?!

Ace said...

World Land Speed Record? Maybe for now - but where did they come to do it?? Yep!! The good old USA!

Ace said...

Have fun amigo, gonna have me some of that Texas barbecue, beer and beans now...

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Ian said...

Blogger Ace said...

World Land Speed Record? Maybe for now - but where did they come to do it?? Yep!! The good old USA!



NOW NOW...YANKEE don't be a bitch!!

British engineering, courage and discipline won the day !!

....but neither of us in reality would have anything without the other..lest we forget our fight over the years ;-).

Ace said...

Peas pudding and smashed 'taters might actually improve Winehouse's looks, lol.

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Ian said...

The big question:

Has Daniel killed himself? Italies disgrace, their downfall, their Looooosseerrship...their total and utter disgrace?

Sup Fly?

Ian said...

Hey ACE did you ever watch the great movie "The worlds fastest Indian"

All about speed and decent cross Atlantic relations- folk Kiwi and brits-American. We ain't so different

I feel the need, the need for Spppeeeddd!

Ian said...

LING TWEETED:

On a boat with 5 men to the middle of ocean have lunch, so beautiful the ocean is right now, the sunlight touches wow what a beauty...

YOU SLUT!!

God, you take credit cards or what?

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Ace said...

Just got this in my email:

Wow! The outpouring of love and concern for Noah is just amazing! Scott and I never in a million years thought that so many people would want to send Christmas cards to Noah. However, please note: We did already celebrate Christmas LAST Sunday -- November 8th.
PLEASE STOP SENDING CARDS AND GIFTS!!!!
Noah is very ill. He is not getting out of bed and it's time for Scott, our families, and I to concentrate on our son. His time is very short and he needs us.
Scott and I would like to say thank you so much for the support and continued show of love. However, we are asking that everyone please stop sending cards and gifts.
Also, everyone please post the stop order on Facebook and any other websites or organizations that you belong to. We need the peace right now.
Thank you for your understanding in this request."

"November 11:

Hello Everyone!
We received 80,000 pieces of mail on Monday alone! We even received mail today on Veteran's Day! Yes, the Post Office is closed today, yet, we still got mail!
My gargage is so full that we asking for everyone to please send all communications to Noah's father's house.
Everything should go to the following:
Scott Biorkman
3480 Petoskey Way
Milford, Michigan 48380
Please post on all Facebook accounts the address change. I literally don't have any more room.
Thank you for your support. Our family really appreciates it!!

Ian said...
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Ace said...

Ian, funny you should mention that, I've been playing around with the idea of getting an Indian and doing some touring...

http://www.indianmotorcycle.com/Motorcycles/tabid/218/Default.aspx

Ian said...

"The Worlds fastest Indian"

Good old Burt!

Ian said...

Well after looking at that I would say that the Chief Dark horse is my ride, my Hoss!

Free wind, good ride, into destiny!

Ace said...

You don't mean this one do you Ian?

http://www.hindu.com/2007/09/10/images/2007091050350201.jpg

(They heard the UK has socialized health care.)

Ian said...

LOL we have plenty of those fuckers here...the WAR will sort them out who don't belong.

I still thinking about my eggs in Lings basket...very very DAIRY!!

Ian said...

You noticed how Daniel has sucked his Egg rolls since Italy got their butts kicked today by the "All Blacks" WHITES ;-)

Ace said...

Nice bikes, but $30,000 seems a bit steep in this economy... Nearest dealer is in Phoenix, Az, IIRC, bit far for service. Can find a good used BMW cruiser for a lot less.... Think they made a big mistake by not having any dealers on the entire West coast... California is a big bike market...

Ian said...

Bit like the "Boom" Trikes, I love Trikes like Billy Connoly but they are about 33,000 POUNDS!!!

http://www.boom-trikes.co.uk/

Whats that nearly 50,000 Dollars? for a fucking 3 wheeled motorbike? I love them and dream of riding so many miles but at that price for a fugging ponced up three wheeler..I would rather fly no matter how beautiful they are

Ace said...

Ian, better trike, less money(under $25,000 USD), more stable with better suspension, no solid rear axle and they're Canadian so I guess that makes them kind of British...

http://spyder.brp.com/

http://motorcycles.about.com/od/brp/fr/2010_brp_can-am_spyder_rt_review.htm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s40RtrK3lN0

Ian said...

Nah "reverse" trikes? Horrible dude! defeats the point of laying back and cruising.

Ian said...

Daniels gone quiet, I think he took it badly when Italy got their butts kicked at Rugby. LOL!

WEALLHOPE?? said...

Nope, it was to be expected.
The New Zealand "All Blacks" wipped us 11 times before in each time we met them... this is 12th time.
The chances of us beating them are as small as me to ever get to meet BAI LING one day.
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I did not go silent - it was Saturday evening, I went out.
What is all this dream-car blabber?
BAI LING, maybe you should rename this post:
"ACE & IAN running their dreams wild"
( why don't they use Yahoo Messenger Chat to discuss this stuff? )

Anyway, while these two dudes were daydreaming, BAI LING was out at sea with 5/five guys on a boat in the ocean's sunshine having lunch.
LOL..
And Daniel FLY was out with his date.

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ACE -Happy to know that that little boy Noah received so many cards and presents.
Bless his innocent heart.

Ian said...

Bit like you always blabbering about Italian shit nobody cares about Daniel so you can STFU!

Ian said...

@realbailing Page 54 People Magazine January 1 2000 http://twitpic.com/pkaef/full Bai Ling & Family

ahhh Shweeeet, who could have known what she would grow up to be like ;-)

WEALLHOPE?? said...

I wonder what BAI LING had for lunch on that boat out at sea.
As for me right now veal roast and pommes Dauphines, mixed salad, no dessert.
Easy cooking,I feel a bit lazy today.
Which reminds me, BAI LING hardly ever takes photos of what she eats at all those dinners she goes to.... maybe she eats like a little bird to keep herself so slender?

WEALLHOPE?? said...

Blogger 57358 had posted that family photo of BAI LING little girl a long long time ago.
I remember BAI LING having been pleasaantly surprised and she had thanked him a lot.
I wonder where he had dug out that old photos and the other ones too...

Ian said...

Blogger WEALLHOPE?? said...

Blogger 57358 had posted that family photo of BAI LING little girl a long long time ago.


If you bothered to search on google you can find it but you just waffle on instead.

Ian said...

Daniel said:
Which reminds me, BAI LING hardly ever takes photos of what she eats at all those dinners she goes to.... maybe she eats like a little bird to keep herself so slender?

Your memory isn't that good then, she has posted herself in Eateries and with food many times always on about how much she eats.

Ian said...

Anyway I am still trying to get over the news Bai Ling is having food on a yacht surrounded by loads of "Seamen"

hmmm?

WEALLHOPE?? said...

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Last time you were out at sea for lungh BAI LING Dec. 22nd 2008 you wrote:
"Lunch in the middle of the blue sea........
Anything can be more pleasent than having lunch in the middle of the blue sea? This is the beauty about living in Los Angeles, blink of eye you could just be lost in the ocean with only the water the sky the wind the bird and you and your friends.......

What a beautiful sunlight welcomed us with its warmth and the flirting lights, we all undressed in its hot temperature watching the far away city become smaller and smaller until it become children's toys lost........

Boat drifting on it own while we are having the hot lunch, I opened every boxes that is there, dessert more dessert, so many fun boxes with it secret, sweet dessert, can you imagine even if I just have 2 bite of each one, then after 22 of them I have already eat a week's meal.......I drink champaign and wine and the joy of the sunlight........

Believe it or not I danced on the top of the boat with music coming from the bed room left us so quickly to the deep sea.......

So pleasent when you forget of everything, even forget yourself when you in the middle of the sea.........

Joy makes you happy, gives you the meaning of real life.......

I send you a page of joy as you forgot the words then a beautiful rose opens........

Happy holidays my friends......."
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You go to sea when it is cold -
So you have an excuse for not going SWIMMING? lol - lol

WEALLHOPE?? said...

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Still that past boat ride out to sea Dec. 22nd 2008
I wonder what kind of outfit you will be showng us after this recent ride out to sea....(?)

Cathy D. said...

I have a little red corvette. Ask Prince.

WEALLHOPE?? said...

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3 guys there- where are the other 2 guys?
BAI LING said on Twitter:
"On a boat with 5 men to the middle of ocean have lunch, so beautiful the ocean is right now, the sunlight touches wow what a beauty... Hush"
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Hush?... no come on, lets talks about it...
We see 3 guys there, maybe one is taking the photo, and the other one? Where is he?

Ace said...

Blogger Ian said...
Anyway I am still trying to get over the news Bai Ling is having food on a yacht surrounded by loads of "Seamen"

Ian, don't worry. If they're French, Italian or British the way things are these days they're probably gay so Bai Ling is safe...

Ace said...

Red Cathy? I Heard it was pink. With the racing stripe?

Ian said...

Bai Ling pops them out for UDO!

http://www.8spirits.com/galerie_8sp1.html


Ling Tibetan outfit (careful your Government may shoot you dressed like that Ling)

http://k312.com/en/?p=277

Ace said...

Come on Ian. Bai Ling pops them out for ANYBODY! (Actually I think they have minds of their own and pop out whenever they feel like it...)

Ian said...

http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/YHp6jJz53i3/Deryck+Whibley+Leaves+Katsuya/9qUrRsLAuK9/Bai+Ling

Ian said...

Bai Ling in Makeup for the Confidant!

http://sameliamakeup.blogspot.com/2009/11/bai-ling-is-smoking.html

Ace said...

I think Bai Ling's nipples make up 2 of her 8 little spirits...

Ian said...

Bai Ling interview where she is doing everything except launching a space shuttle apparently? SHame we never see any of it?

http://www.audreymagazine.com/blog/?page=2

Ace said...

Ian, from your Deryck Whibley link it looks like Bai Ling is getting too thin. I know the camera adds 10 pounds (weight, not British money) but she's looking almost anorexic. What's her next role? A prisoner in Auschwitz?
Bal Ling, for God's sake, EAT SOMETHING! (And don't puke it up.)

Ian said...

..certainley make good coat hangers :-)

Ian said...

She has been that thin for ages ACE, I think however that is a Sly way to avoid plastic surgery, get really thin the skin streches tighter on the bones ah ha! ;-)

Ace said...

Ian, I think the reason we never see any of this is that the press has type cast Bai Ling as "wacky" and only publishes photos of her that support that idea. Sad. Wacky is just one of her characters. She has a lot more depth that they never show. But wacky gets publicity.

Ian said...

Blogger Ace said...

Ian, I think the reason we never see any of this is that the press has type cast Bai Ling as "wacky

WTF, what you mean the PRESS did, she done that all Bai herself or have you not noticed the way she carries on:-)

Ace said...

She knows how to get publicity for sure, but by only doing it one way - "wacky/crazy" she has gotten herself typecast as that and consequently been relegated to the D lists....
She should get out of the bandage rut and try Elegant and Sexy. And put on a few pounds...
(Maybe a photoshoot of her nude with a few British pound notes stuck in appropriate places on her body? "Putting on a few pounds", get it?;)

Ian said...

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Long ARTE TV video of Ling you may never have seen in several parts and she starts with playing on a piano!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcUzS2oRnqM&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKTQwnnxIgg&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBJMRMd0Hgs&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41j4ur_YDZ4&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNnd0kxPpLg&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i84xfCmlDg&feature=fvw

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Ian said...

Bai Ling at Gafas eyewear boutique thingy:

http://gafas-blog.blogspot.com/2009/09/bai-ling-hangin-out-at-gafas.html

Ian said...

Behind the scenes of "Circle of Pain" Lings latest thingy

http://www.movieset.com/circleofpain/videos/o56n67/Behind-the-scenes-of-Circle-Of-Pain

Ace said...

Ian, think you'll find this interesting - from the same people who brought you socialized health care...

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/matthew_parris/article6831413.ece

Ian said...

Yeah I already seen that, nothing compared to some of the crap this filthy unelected gov has brought in, that's what happens when you vote left.

Back to the link links...

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Ace said...

Kimbo Slice! LMFAO!!! A fake fighter who got knocked out in 14 seconds in a real match and exposed the fact that CBS' "Elite XC" fights were staged and as phony as professional wrestling. Bai L:ing, RUN, do not walk, away from that movie as fast as you can!!!

Even Kimbo's beard appears to have been fake...

http://cdn.cagepotato.com/www/sites/default/files/kimbobeardless.jpg

ROCKET MAN said...

cell phone!!! hell i remember the days of calling cards and a phone booth and salad tongs to hold the phone.. mmmm yummy!!!

Ace said...

Apparently he wasn't too bad of an actor - he had some people believing he could really fight, lol! Too bad Petruzelli didn't read the script!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5ZxpbtcC8A

"Street fighting Star of the internet" my ass! LMFAO!!!

Ian said...

Yeah Stick Kimbo up against Lenny McClean (while has was alive) or Bronsan and he will be quickly despatched.

Ace said...

Blogger Ian said...

Yeah Stick Kimbo up against Lenny McClean (while has was alive) or Bronsan and he will be quickly despatched.

Dispatched? Shit, Ian, they'd kill him! Only took Petruzelli 14 seconds to kick his ass and old Kimbo still got beat like a rented mule. Only reason he's alive is 'cause the ref stopped the fight.

Ace said...

Bai Ling said:

# Morning I am out but forgot my phone see how long will last, this days can you imagine without phone i phone or blackberry? Yes I can, you? about 3 hours ago from web

So ling is out and about without her trusty iphone? Must be at an internet cafe of friend's somewhere...

Ian said...

if she has 3g Data like me you can do all your net stuff anywhere, I even have AP software on my Nokia which turns my phone into a wireless point for many computers to hook up to and share the net access from it using WIFI and 3G.

Iphones are for faggy lefties, sheep and college students like the Mac :-)

Ace said...

Ian, funny you should say that about the iphone. I know a doctor who has one and liked it so much he got another one for his boyfriend...
Spot on old boy.

Ian said...

LOL even politics in Phones now:-)

I have been looking at the new Goostepper3000 with built in 5MP fascist facing camera!

LOL!!

Ian said...

You watch that hour long German program I posted the links for? It's good.

Ace said...

I see Bai Ling is going to do the Rally for Kids with Cancer Scavenger Cup again. Good for her!
LA again Bai Ling, or Miami or Vegas this time?

Ace said...

Ian, sorry, on and off tonite, haven't had time to watch any vids on the computer.

Ace said...

But I want one of those cameras, with the SS trim in genuine Goebbels hide...

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Ian said...

ACE, the marketing will be something like this, "The Goosstepper 3000", "Ve have Vays of making you Talk"

LOL!

CityKid said...
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CityKid said...

Ian said:

Iphones are for faggy lefties, sheep and college students like the Mac :-)

Treading lightly here, I think Apple's OSX is a very robust OS (no I don't have an iPhone - no cell phones at my house - too $$$$). That said, I think what you're getting at is the sheepish criticism - or non-existant criticism that many Apple, Mac or whatever you want to call Apple's "base" towards the Apple Corporation. Yup, the "mainstream" lefties - the so called "followers" tend to not be critical of the Icons they follow - Apple is a suck ass'd corporation (though now very profitable) and I can provide a pile of examples of Apple's misdeeds if you just ask. Like all those folks who bought into 7-Ups "un-cola" adverts in the 70's even though 7-Up was owned by a defense contractor which was busy manufacturing defoliants for use on the Vietnamese and the cause of cancers among Vietnam vets. But then those on the left, and on the right, who, I think, don't buy into all BS know better - just MHO.

Ian said...

You mean Apple is a corporation!!!

There was me thinking it was a bunch of Hippies sitting around toking on a Bong LOL!

Ipods, Iphones etc rubbish for the Sheep, fad, trend following idiocy IMHO. I always buy what my research tells me works the best for me and not what some dumb Advert tells me.

Ian said...

Thinking of getting the Nokia N97 simply because the screen is bigger for my eyes but to be honest I can still do more with my N95 because it is all hacked out and not as many symbian s/titles available for the N97 yet. I will wait until a few more mugs have bought them and they come down another 100 quid, buy one hack it out and that'll still be better than the latest models they are all going back out and buying again:-)

CityKid said...

Blogger Ian said...

Thinking of getting the Nokia N97 simply because the screen is bigger for my eyes but to be honest I can still do more with my N95 ....


Ian, you've lost me. Like I said I don't have a cell phone, and it's technology that I tend to ignore. AK, and most of the US - just stepped up to 3G this year. I looked into Sprint when I moved up here - but their Internet service was not available here.

Ian said...

Wow! 3g this year!! I have been using it for at least 4 I think? I only rely on my phone so much because I use it for everything.

Got it setup so I have 3.5g on it where I am which will give me up to 1.8MB sec when I am out I am still online with all my social network stuff in my pocket, email etc and when I come home the AP software goes on and the cellphone because an access point for the computers in the House. saves having a phone line at home and another account to pay.

That being said with the advent of HD video streams now I could do with a bloody 20MB account but it does the job:-)

I love the fact that with the built in GPS on the phone as well I can broadcast live video online with a moving map on a wb page showing you where I am while you are watching the video live next to it (gadget freak here)....the only thing is I am trying to figure out why anybody would want to watch me live, getting my groceries?

LOL!

Ian said...

oops I meant becomes an access point not because, doh!!

CityKid said...

Kind of ironic - eh? The US is way behind the curve - just check out broadband speeds here - some of the slowest in the world; and we invented the Internet - go figure.

Ian said...

It is about 7 dollars a week I pay for all you can eat 3.5g datas on the Cellphone, although that being said if I have been watching a few vids the provider does throttle me back, the bastards!

It is also handy of course for using Skype/Truphone etc for free or very cheap calls, I hardly use my cellular side of my cell phone anymore.

Ian said...

Invented it? hmmm

Still waiting for the command: LOGIN are we :-)

CityKid said...

Yeah - we invented it. I remember the original "boxes" installed at UW and CU - under a heavy security cloud - the original DARPANET routers (they'd fetch a pile on eBay now). Sad to say U.S. Corporations have for many years chose to oppose progress for what they have perceived as the best road to profit; spend as little as possible. Aside from the Germans, we used to make the best machine tools and had an edge in many arenas. Now, what do we have - a bunch of offshore companies and lobbyists that oppose anything that might cost our big corps any real investment. Reminds me of what happened to Spain.

Ian said...

Just to think Bill Gates said the Net would not catch on LOL!! Where will we be in another 40 years from now, your fridge from your car, talk to it, have sex across the Net using AI, and every moment of it logged stored and cross referenced by the next bunch of loonies that want to control the populus.

Oooh, where's my Tin foil hat, time to retreat to the bunker!!

Funny Contact was on TV last night and the speech the guy gives about tech and what differences it has made, most of it NOT good, 'tis very true.

HA!

CityKid said...

Very perceptive:

have sex across the Net

I'd have to go dig if you want the references, but a number of folks have noted that one of the driving forces on the Internet (and media) have been the sex industries. As I recall the first online credit card billing was offered by "porn" sites, as was the first commercially viable streaming video. Surprise, surprise.

Ian said...

Yeah in Cannes in 2004 I was on the Porn king's super-yacht (still don't know why:-)) who own's the "Private" empire (wheeler would have fuggin exploded) but I was clocking his business and it was nearly all cellphone porn, web based porn etc major friggin money, well it was a three storey yacht!!

What does that tell you about the World?

P.S Mustang's, well the one I drove a 5.0 convertible some few years back was like driving a bowl of Jello the thing was twisting and wobbling all the way down the road, scared the life outa me! 60's Mustangs couldn't handle either but at least they where beautiful.

Ian said...

That threw me, page did not load fully and I answered an earlier post in my P.S...LOL

Fuggin Technology!!

CityKid said...

Ian, Ford sucks excepting their collaboration with Shelby. Chevy and Mopar, in the age of muscle where always the major shakers in the U.S. Market. I've always been a sports care nut - I have journeyman's papers from Volkswagen and Porsche. Cars in the U.S have always been good at going very fast in a straight line, and really shitty when it comes to turning corners. My history includes: Jags, Austin-Heally (3 or them 2@ BN4-L and 1@ 3000 Mark III - and no bug eyes), Porsche and Triumph (TR-4A - got me laid lots in high school).

Ian said...

Anyway if years from now you have a vibrating WiFi wank box you can plug in to your laptop and get simulated mucky mucky from someone in the Far East via a social network called fuc*book.....remember me

SHIT, down the Patent office quick!!!

CityKid said...


SHIT, down the Patent office quick!!!


The real money is in that interactive body suit I think.

CityKid said...
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Ian said...

TR5 was the pretty Triumph I thought but all built for shit, old English I liked the Rover coupe,Jags but to be honest I like German and jap cars best. American cars also have hideous interiors, so nasty plastic, very cheap feel to everything. Still at least you still HAVE a car industry, the friggin unions and commies killed ours in the Seventies because they all wanted top pay for minimum hours of work, in the end it all got sold off, went bankrupt or went to another country.

Some years back I knew a widow who's husband pegged it and left an Aston Martin DB5 (old James bond one) in the garage covered in bird shit, damm that would have been worth some dough now!

CityKid said...

Frek - my spelling, which is sideways most of the time has gone completely "south." It's bed time for me. Here's what I just zapped (spelling corrected - I hope):

Funny, a friend of mine, an artist, spent a long time figuring out how to create a button that if pushed down on one end of a telephone, pushed up on the other end - a tactile connection with the person you were talking too. My recollection is that he did this in the late 1980's - now if those babes on chat rooms had something similar and a bit more sophisticated, just think of the potential profit.

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