Very interesting to me even the event, so different from Hollywood any event the feeling and the atmosphere, quite serious, for some reason when the chinese official involves it just automatically turned into something so big and so serious like some great things in the country is about to happen, bright fireworks? but its very nice to be part of it, because we are all there to build a bridge to connect the east and the west, to connect human lives and human soul through the most powerful and simple plant form of film........
I was a presenter, dressed elegant walked elegant and act elegant, that is a large part of me, the essence of me, to give you the grace and delicacy of a sexy modern elegant feeling of a woman's poetry of romance, I enjoy being in that spirit last night very much......
It was nice to be part of it and to contribute something for my own country and culture and for the humanitarian embrace across the ocean of the east and the west, yes it made me happy and also home sick again.......
Often confused in between, where am I? Where I belong? Maybe I am just this wonder soul to give beauty and fun and craziness and bright magic lights of color to the open world and to you! I don't belong anywhere, but yet everywhere.........
I am air wind fire water earth and of cause the beautiful moon......
Happy halloween, please dance crazy with all the little cute charming mischievous ghosts, they are in their short bright mini skirts running right now after you, and they will undress you and your thoughts.......
Be careful baby tonight!!!!!!!!
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Here is a treat for you all, the Russian edition of Playboy with BAI Ling in it..
ENJOY!!
http://rapidshare.com/files/300083664/sty5eoiabdlus6vces.rar
Just checked it myself it is PDF format and virus free.
Ling , page 3 that ass...WOW!! Yum!
Video of Bai Ling on radio show
http://www.vh1.com/video/play.jhtml?id=1609177&vid=373251
U.S ONLY .
Bai Ling hanging out in a recording studio with some intelligent people? God only knows what they where doing?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3D37sNJBsw&feature=player_embedded
Bai Ling singing? on some foreign TV show
Bai Ling'den Dans ve Şarki Şov
http://en.sevenload.com/videos/Up3UDAS-Bai-Lingden-Dans-ve-arki-ov
Bai Ling attending a Venetian ball
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I30C7eyA_Ww&feature=player_embedded
Bai Ling signing
http://soapbox.msn.com/video.aspx?vid=576a9a3c-3e6b-4ede-ac6e-ce75fd701f6f
RAW footage from Sky captain and the World of Tomorrow blue screen deleted scenes etc with Ling smacking Judes nugget..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBA9Ay9PB7g&feature=player_embedded
Ling going to Chateau Marmont talks to paps
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEEd8leOKws&feature=player_embedded
now time to eat some chicken..
Look nice as always in feminie long dress, wish you would wear things like that more often, very nice.
Back in Hollywood eh, Moon Princess? Who takes care of Qiji when you're gone? Have fun at the awards! Glad you missed the bling bandits.
chicken eaten...
this is what on oiffer this year at the CAFF
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_UMiLeRJD0
Question is which post will ling delete of her double posting? :-)
The one with the fewer posts?
Ian, bit of a joke? Rapidshare for 54.99 Euros/year?
Some more goodies:
Ling appearing on show "jury duty"
20mins
http://video.titantv.com/v/Sportscar-Lemon/000B00PA.aspx
Bai Ling talking about being in Star wars..shame the git cut you out.
http://www.iesb.net/star%20wars/bailingvideo.wmv
Click the free button ACE wait 60 seconds and download easy
Press junket for Sky captain with Jude and Ling
http://ffmovies.ign.com/filmforce/video/article/545/545719/skycaptain_imskycaptain_090704_qthigh.mov
I wish you would grow your hair long again Ling!!
Looks like a setup on KDOG, (the poor man's Howard Stern). Luckily they cut it before they started talking about Crank 2.
BTW, Crank 2 is selling on Ebay for starting bids of $0.99. Buy several, use them as drink coasters to protect the furniture!
ACE Crank 2 never happened, it was some light reflected of Venus dude...now look at the red light for me please....!
Ian, some might argue that Crank 2 was influenced less by Venus and more by Uranus.
Hollywood Note magazine interview on red carpet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgvhsEwIHqg&feature=player_embedded
Blogger Ace said...
Ian, some might argue that Crank 2 was influenced less by Venus and more by Uranus.
Well it sure was shit!
I think they did better with Gene Generation and that probably had 1/10th the Budget..or less. Cranks 2 was not lings fault the whole film was just pure rubbish, IMHO of course.
Ling on LA Muscle TV
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McsKCxio_Zw&feature=player_embedded
s where is the record then ling?
Ling said "...dressed in a long elegant gown because is serious event with the chinese government officials..."
Still intimidated by the Commies, eh Ling? Have to show proper respect, kiss the right asses, wouldn't want to lose face in front of the old country.
Behind the scenes at the Playboy Mansion party Bai Ling attends 6 mins
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1hT-AkbhfE&feature=player_embedded
Marey Carey's Birthday bash, Bai Ling mucking about
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D_hWSkqFao&feature=player_embedded
usual retards in attendance?
Ling in the street getting papped changing her shoes?
http://www.livevideo.com/video/C102EAEC6E0E44F09A558972F8B9CC16/bai-ling-pretends-to-be-famous-.aspx
Bai Ling signing an acoustic guitar, interesting. May 2008? Playing catch up Ian?
Just picking up a few older ones along the way that are not so common ACE
Newer one
Magic man trailer 2009 Bia LIng
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_izxwbmCGI&feature=player_embedded
HILARIOUS!!
Mmeoirs of a Geisha, Bai Ling edition
http://www.m90.org/video/10575/Bai_Ling__039_s_special_version_of_Memoirs_of_a_Geisha/
An older picture...damm she looks HOT!!
http://www.rumela.com/gallery/ling_bai/ling_bai25
Bai Ling candid out and about
http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2009/10/07/bai-ling-candid-photos/
Chinese American Film Festival website, not updated yet I notice?
http://cafilmfestival.com/
Ian, you & me the only ones posting? Odd, no? Nice to not waste time scrolling past the comments of those who buy have to buy Asian women and those who can't keep one...
12 hrs ago Bai Ling said "I sleep like 4 hours a day,"
Sleep deprivation? That might explain some of her weird behavior over the years and maybe a few wardrobe combinations...
Bai says she has "a lot of wegs"??? WTF are "wegs"? Did she become an octopus wif eight widdle wegs?
Hey all, I just scroll by the right-wing whiners (like ACE and IAN). Life's too short, and I don't have the time to listen to bigots who spout off lies and fascist diatribes. Hell, I'd rather get laid.
ACE I am struggling to find a word anywhere about the Chinese American Film Festival, whoever organises it really needs to sort out the Publicity? Shame as there seemed to be some good Films on offer.
http://english.people.com.cn/90001/90783/91300/6799462.html
Gonna have to complain to Google though, it cannot Tell the difference between "Bai Ling" and "Bailing"!!
Since the crash every Bai Ling search comes up with 900 stories on frigging banks!
Luckily there are other search engines about and different ways of collating stuff automatically into ma feeds!.
"my dress is like on fire......"
A Witch?
Halloween and they used to burn Witches which would make your dress on fire?
Then again you could have dressed up as that crazy BAI lING chick, I hear the media like to set fire to her from time to time ;-)
I'm glad you had a good time.
I am sure you were very elegant.
I'm off for some treats to help me tie down ghost.
Somebody has to do it.
Will be grandeloquent, in your honor and will work on the gracious.
That is why I'm Mr. Popularity.
Starting now "I vant to suck your
(insert preference her)
xox
sorry honey i know what your hinting' but tonight iam in scranton...
Ian, know what you mean. Not nearly enough info on the '09 CAFF.
http://english.people.com.cn/90001/90783/91300/6799462.html
http://www.prnewschannel.com/absolutenm/templates/?z=0&a=1773
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_UMiLeRJD0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDHXezHiYbQ
Bai Ling as Andy Warhol?
http://www.moejackson.com/2009-boo-bai-ling-rocks-her-skanky-andy-warhol-costume-in-nyc-1031
Oh yeah, baby!
Take a Walk On the Wild Side, Bai Ling!
http://popbytes.com/archive/2009/10/andy_warhol_just_rolled_over_bai_ling_halloween_costume.shtml
http://popbytes.com/photos.php?image_url=http%3A%2F%2Fpopbytes.com%2Fautoimg%2Fspl136215_003.jpg&image_width=760&image_height=1168&alt_attribute=bai%20ling&title_attribute=bai%20ling
http://popbytes.com/photos.php?image_url=http%3A%2F%2Fpopbytes.com%2Fautoimg%2Fspl136215_005.jpg&image_width=760&image_height=1287&alt_attribute=bai%20ling&title_attribute=bai%20ling
http://popbytes.com/photos.php?image_url=http%3A%2F%2Fpopbytes.com%2Fautoimg%2Fspl136215_006.jpg&image_width=760&image_height=1244&alt_attribute=bai%20ling&title_attribute=bai%20ling
Actually Bai Ling you should have worn a white wig and carried a Bolex 16mm camera, but what the hey! It's Halloween!
(Did Warhol even have to get dressed up for Halloween or did he just wear the same costume all year?)
Nice finds Bubba, or is it Butthead? :-)
I did see one or two of those links about CAFF but they was so lacking in content I did not bother posting them.
Nice to see those of us who actually contribute something here other than Arse licking and deviant politics, some of us have a pair eh and some of us actually like Bai Ling enough to give her a kick in the butt once in a while when she needs it rather than just wax lyrical about how we would like to sniff her farts and jack off to some pictures.
What do you think of that Magic Man Promo, looks interesting? I like Billy Zane he is a cool dude, hey Ling...see, you don't have to be a whore or a stripper doing some laundry all the time.
Sup niggers!
LOL
Bai Ling's shirt said, "Kiss my Ass"
I am sure there are plenty of turd munchers here who would, but not me!
I will kick it though but if you want me to kiss it....get a decent role ya old chick and show us what your made of !
...oh and clean it too!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN FREAKY DUDE!
Ian, YW. While I have been critical of some of the projects Bai Ling has been in, it's because I've seen what she can do and know what she is capable of.
Her comedy was the only good thing about Crank 2, but even that was not enough to save it.
I too hate to see her in sub-standard parts that don't challenge her acting ability and don't give her a chance to spread her wings and fly. It's like seeing an eagle in the zoo with clipped wings. Some creatures are meant to soar and not be held down.
I also hate it when others here try to manipulate her and her blog as a means of advancing their petty political agenda or try to get her personal info to stalk her.
That is indicative of the kind of mentality that wants to buy a woman and subjugate her, keep her servile and under control instead of recognizing her strengths and letting her develop as her own person. People like that are really weak, not strong and are deathly afraid of a strong woman. Thus they are incapable of treating a woman as an equal or recognizing that in some areas women are superior to men. Their shallow little egos just can't handle the truth.
Like the lady said, "Be careful" - not just on Halloween but all the time.
Never take candy from strangers.
Ling would never be my equal....
She's a foot shorter, 1/3rd my weight and only half as mental!!
Ian, that may be, but she's still twice the woman you'll never be!
...fuck I hope so!!!!
And still more man than our resident slaver and stalker...
...otherwise Wheeler will have to send back all those women's panties and undergarments he has been buying on Ebay!!
LOL I notice wheeler has blocked public viewing of his purchase descriptions on ebay since I mentioned them on here:
http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback2&userid=wheeler92196&ftab=AllFeedback
LOLZ ...PERV.
Bai Ling, when you get around to posting some photos, how about one of you in those gold lame' pants with the gold pastie stars without the jacket? Should be HOT! ;)
Wheeler is into women's underwear? Eeeeeewwwww!
That was a visual image I did NOT need!
ACE:
...Mind you if you know how to Mine googles Cache...
"excellent party pants, goes with anything... or nothing!!
Buyer:
wheeler92196
( 142 [Feedback score is 100 to 499] )
Aug 04, 2009 10:48
WHITE CHEETAH Animal Scrunch Pants stripper sexy dancer (#130320709951) US $8.27 View Item
Positive feedback rating cute gold strings. Will bring out the animal in her, bottoms crawl up her but!! Buyer:
wheeler92196 ( 142 [Feedback score is 100 to 499] )
Aug 04, 2009 10:47
Animal LEOPARD Scrunch BIKINI Swimsuit Dancer Stripper (#130320363496) US $11.25
LOLZ now why would he suddenly block public access to his Ebay purchase descriptions after I mentioned the here a couple of days ago?
Closet door......"BANG"
...shit I won't eat for a week now!! Probably not a bad thing :-)
P.S
In reality I think you will find it is most likley an Ashara cat, the likes of which are retailing for around 22,000 Dollars U.S, genetically bred by the likes of Simon Brodie of "lifestyle pets" in California.
http://www.lifestylepets.com/
They grow up to 4ft and 30ib and can live for 25 years and are "Hypo-allergenic" They also come with a "manufacturers Guarantee" for one year if it drops fuggin dead!!! Only in bloody America eh?
The Litter tray must be fugging sandpit!!
LATEST BAI LING HALLOWEEN PICTURES!!!
http://yfrog.com/5dbailing1030901j
Laugh, I nearly shit!!
IAN WINS
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Just for the record.
Still smoking then Ling?
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/ODT8P0bwgbM/Bail+Ling+in+SoHo/DnooeKYW3bu/Bai+Ling
TUT TUT!
15 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THE CROW!!
http://splashpage.mtv.com/tag/the-crow/
Wow 15 years ago Ling, what a GREAT Movie this was!!
It's Devil's Night ;-)
Behind the scenes Kim Kardashian Lingerie show undertaking the extremely demanding task of walking up and down!
little Bai HERE.
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=23864230
Oh I say!!!!
http://www.ultra-celebs.com/pictures/bai-ling/bai-ling-024.jpg
Ian, it would be interesting to break down your stats even further and see how many "contributors" here have actually contributed links to Bai Ling related subjects vs liberal political BS and whining and lying to try and get her address or email...
Hey, what's up?
What's new?
What have I missed these 3 days?
I've been away Friday, Saturday and most of today Sunday.
I've been to ....guess where?
I've been to ---> LONG BEACH!!! -Yeah
But will tell you about that later on. Let me go see this new double post.
Oh looky look .... I see Beavis and Butthead ( ACE and IAN ) have been going at in a heavy way.
No Halloween party for the two of you?
You got left at home to play with each other?
You've been having fun guys?
Hey ACE, what is that Dos Lunas Tequila bottle you show?
ACE, you have gone into the business of peddling Mexican tequila booze made in Guadalajara?
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When I, time ago, I had mentioned a wine called Moon's Love showing a Moon's crescent on the bottle at least it was an Italian wine...
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ACE, are you also in the business of peddling "Mexican Grass" while you are at it?
ACE:
Not even a mention of Bai Ling from so called Fans eh? some interesting links for anyone who really is interested in Bai Ling instead of charity abuse or deviant politics, shame they are too thick or too lazy to bother themselves?
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BAI LING, I did not got to any Halloween party, but if I had I would have worn my orange
Pumkin-FLY costume here.
You like it?
http://yfrog.com/5dbailing1030901j
don't worry Charity abuser, she was thinking of you
LOLZ!!
I'll keep this Halloween orange Pumkin-FLY costume on a bit longer...just to make you laugh BAI LING.
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It really looks like Beavis and Butthead ACE & IAN are craving for recognition since the have spent time seeking the Internet for anything related to you BAI LING.
=
Using link seeking computer programs like Rapidshare, Google alert etc.etc. must have keep them busy since they had nothing else better to do.
( the real stalkers in their purest form )
WHAT THEY FORGET TO MENTION ARE THOSE HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE OUT THERE ON INTERNET WHO ACTUALLY GO THROUGH THE TROUBLE OF TAKING THOSE PHOTOS AND VIDEOS AND PLACING THEM ON THE INTERNET ALONG WITH HOMEPAGES AND WRITTEN TEXT. ....MAYBE THOSE ARE THE ONES WHO REALLY DESERVE RECOGNITION?
( but they don't mention that,)
One thing is creating a Bai Ling updated page like Gettyimages and Zimbio etc etc , another is passing your time pasting here links of other people's works and claiming your gratitude and recognition....
LOL
Don't bother BAI LING, we all have to keep ourselves busy somehow.
That way is their choice.
Let it be.
Ian, lol, those dung eaters would probably love the chance to lick her ass, lol!
ACE:
Yeah leave them to make up shit as always to cover over their laziness as real fans would be glad of the links, retards cannot work out how to do it themselves.
I was doing mine in between helping a Student in Vietnam with a project online and going through 500 pages of Court papers ready for this weeks hearing, lucky some REAL men still know how to multi-task, the rest drive Smart cars ;)
...which fucked me off because I lost all her work that I had corrected and assisted at about 5am this morning and had to re-write the bloody lot! Still get a rest a bit after midweek, then start plans for back to Vietnam all going well, yyeaaaaaa!!!
Bai Ling's Favorite Bai Ling Love Scenes
http://www.cinematical.com/2009/10/14/cinematical-seven-bai-lings-favorite-bai-ling-love-scenes/
Note that in NONE of them does she portray a character who tolerates lying ass liberal politicos, or give a second of her time to a stalker (she'd probably blow the little bastard away with twin guns blazing, ala Ria)
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NOW THAT IS A GOOD ONE IAN (!)
You must have had fun erasing the original script written by BAI LING and writing that one.
LOL... funny, really funny and I enjoy it a lot!
What kind of Clown-FLY would I be if I could not appreciate this kind of satire and humor?
You forgot to replace the hem running down the middle of the back we see in the original photo.
ACE Yeah for sure, wop I have enough work to do my Photo-shopping was rather rushed just couldn't resist a bit of honest advertising on Ling.
Blogger Ace said...
Ian, lol, those dung eaters would probably love the chance to lick her ass, lol!
OOPS! Forgot about the one who literally wants to get in her pants! WTF is he going to do with 20 pair of women's pantyhose anyway? And why buy them on Ebay? If my wife wants them she asks me to pick up a pair when she sends me out to get Kotex, Midol and Tampons at 2 a.m.
So you did not even notice that picture in all those links above then? Show's how much you give a shit about all thing Bai Ling eh?
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See IAN the seam running down the middle of BAI LING's back?
That was missing in your creation up above.
Nevertheless .... good funny job.
Dunno but he was also purchasing loads of oversized women's clothes too, guess he needs to so they fit him ;-) eewwwwww!!
Yeah Wop you could do one that would be really hilarious...put a copy of your charity donation receipt on her back...oh I forgot you can't...can you?
BAI LING got QUJI as a gift from a former or ex-boyfriend the articles say?
We wonder who the boyfriend was...
We will never know, and it is non of our business.
WEALLHOPE?? said...
BAI LING got QUJI as a gift from a former or ex-boyfriend the articles say?
We wonder who the boyfriend was...
We will never know, and it is non of our business.
So why bring it up you dweeb?
Ian, you know what they say - "Charity begins at home". (As long as the IRS or whatever the Italian equivalent is doesn't ask for receipts.)
ACE said:
(As long as the IRS or whatever the Italian equivalent is doesn't ask for receipts.)
Well if they did Berlusconni would be buggered!
I wonder if Bai Ling hooked up with this guy on Halloween?
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/PpYHuGqyTk1/Heidi+Klum+Annual+Halloween+Party/VpETUzbdq1Y/David+Kirsch
ACE:
Lol yeah Ling might like him, leopard man!! He is a bit of a pussy apparently though.
Now BAI LING let me tell you why, up above, I said I went to
LONG BEACH these past few days.
Yep...LONG BEACH.
With some friends I went to Nice France for 3 days.
We wanted to go on an outing.
It is only just over a 3 hour drive from Milano to Nice.
And Nice is only 30km = 18 miles from Cannes!!!
I've been to Cannes many many times before but I never knew that the peninsula behind the port of Cannes is called: LONG BEACH
Discovering that really blew me out.
Yep, little Daniel FLY has been to
"Long Beach" these past few days...
( feel so good for FLY's huge ego )
Blogger Ian said...
"...He is a bit of a pussy apparently though."
Well Ian, Bai Ling IS Bi-Sexual...
Got fax numbers guys? ACE and IAN?
Got receipts here to fax if care so much.
WEALLHOPE?? said...
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See IAN the seam running down the middle of BAI LING's back?
That was missing in your creation up above.
Nevertheless .... good funny job.
Daniel her shirt said kiss MY ass, not Kiss Ian's ass!
hahahahaha!!
Pathetic bastard, eh Ian? If he can't get Bai Ling's contact info, looks like he'll take anybody's. Glad I stopped reading his shit, tired of listening to the constant BS and whining...
Ian, give him a quarter (tuppence) tell him to call somebody who gives a shit. I don't.
ACE:
...you mean he wants my number?...BLOODY FRUIT!!! No wonder he always spoke to Wheeler a lot on Yahoo..eeewwwwww!!
California, land of fruit and nuts - where if you want one, you're probably the other...
I see nobody else commented on Ling in that picture above smoking while chatting to a guy in the street?
Naughty Bai Ling.
BAI LING you write here:
"you see the 2 guys behide me there are the most important people
of that night, the 2 guys that I took picture with, one is the ambassador of China the far left, he is quite charming with a smile always, speaks excellent chinese and English "
Chinese Ambassador-....strange, he speaks excellent Chinese?
I thought instead he would have spoken excellent Italian and English...
( I guess he passed Bai Ling's test of spoken Chinese )
"guys"... the two most important people there
Not gentlemen?
Hey you guys, wanna come over here.... you dig joining us?.
( Ah.. nothing can beat that fascinating diplomatic language )
Yeh I can remember at a press junket for one of Zhang Ziyi's films how the guy near me started asking her thoughts about a Chinese film in release at cannes but was beig threatened bye the Chinese Gov and that blokes dept. He was told to shut up and his question deflected with some vigour by Ziyi's bitch manager.
Fucking assholes even polluting EU now.
And ACE rambles on about his wife...Tampax etc.etc.
And says over and over:
"Nice to not waste time scrolling past the comments of those who buy have to buy Asian women and those who can't keep one...
( not to mention ACE who maybe would like to free himself from his Asian Korean wife? )
Someone pissed on your little parade Fly?..what a shame..go and steal an Oxfam collection Tin you will feel so much better!!
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And BAI LING, when you returned to L.A. coming from Taiwan.
Look at those bastards, just look at them photographing you and not pushing the luggage cart for you
-look at all those bastards,
those ill mannered bastards...I mean really rude bastards!
Oh God, if Daniel FLY had been there I would have raised hell on earth-!
( and I would have put on my luggage-porter-Fly cap and taken care of your heavy luggage cart ).
Ian, a real man doesn't get embarrassed when his wife asks him to buy feminine hygiene products because it means he's got a nice warm pussy waiting for him at home. Now if he's out buying them for his Mother, I guess it's a different story...
ACE:
HA HA HA!!
IN Fly's case it is colostomy bags for Mummy.
Save money, just get a body bag ready...
Well since IAN mentioned the EU European Union, let me cheer him up a little bit by reminding him of the British Pound depreciation compared to the European Euro...
... see graph of Pound going in to a plunge.
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Got to go to work now, another night shift.
Ahh... Nice, Cannes and Cannes/Long Beach seem already so far away -
You all have fun, ok ?
And don't forget to smile!!
I see pound is rising again on that graph, also we still pay into the EU more than we get out on account you lazy gits would not know a days work if it slapped your head and we have to keep paying for all your crooked Berlusconi's that stink up the EU power base
lol! Tell 'em to Pound sand up their asses, lol!
Anyway my Films on now, Austin Powers------------------>
Mwuahhha ha ha ha ha
WOW!!!!! LOOK AT THAT FN MOON....
Bai Ling said she is "In pastis (in Greenwich Village for those not familiar with New York) having brounch" 3 hrs ago. Is she wearing the gold star pasties she was wearing Halloween night? That would really be something! Bai Ling wearing pasties at Pastis! Lol! That's a photo I'd love to see!
http://www.pastisny.com/
Say Hello to Ollie, ask him if Evan passed my message along? I had his email so I did mention Taiwan while you was there :-)
Shame though you should have been WORKING on Ollie's set not out shopping for another "I'm had an unfortunate episode" outfit!
Ian, no doubt Pastis chose that name because of its European connection and that helps justify the high prices they have to charge in New York. But in "American" a "pastie" is any sequined or beaded bit of fluff that pastes on the breast to hide a woman's nipple, like the two large gold stars Bai Ling wore on Halloween night. (Why Stars instead of Moons, Bai ling?.
I'll take two of the American variety, with a large coffee, extra cream....
Well next time I got to the Cornish pastry shop and ask Dear miss Postlethwaite digby-smythe for one with my coffee I shall never be able to look at it again without thinking of Ling's tits.
Thank you for that ACE, I think.
:-)
(Why Stars instead of Moons, Bai ling?.
Andy Warhol famously said "everyone is famous for 15 mins in their lifetime, A star?
I had my little Warhole moment with Ling at Cannes but it only lasted 3 1/2 mins in the final edit, I got rather excited you see LOL!
....which is roughly 3 minutes longer than she has been famous for in the years since
eeek!
....she gonna kill me for that one.
Wikipedia is usually tit useless, but in this application it seems appropriate...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasties
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5a/Voy_1142697656.jpg
http://www.lalalingerie.com/images/tasselheartpasties.jpg
IAN IS STILL ON TOP
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Just for the record.
P.S. True to form Ian, "Googling" away like a crazed reference librarian, is convinced that his comments are more relevant than those posted by others.
How odd considering that Bai Ling asked you to leave her blog:
Blogger Ian said...
....which is roughly 3 minutes longer than she has been famous for in the years since
eeek!
....she gonna kill me for that one.
I'll bet she doesn't give two shakes about you Ian, even if she remembers you.
ACE:
It's like listening to a very little man inside a very large glass box tapping on the side of it whimpering, "hello has anybody seen me Penis"?
ACE: See what I told you off-line ;-) P.O leave those comments to me..
LOL, Bai Ling has very thick skin the comments are to bring out my little Poodle...and how easy it works. Roll over, beg now jump when I speak...ha ha ha!!
Still not contributing anything though eh Spongebob? just knock those who do and walking straight into every bit of Bait laid out like a good little Poodle.
Wait for it.....
Ian said...
ACE:
It's like listening to a very little man inside a very large glass box tapping on the side of it whimpering, "hello has anybody seen me Penis"?
November 2, 2009 2:29 AM
Not at all surprising that you would call out for ACE to affirm your comment; esp. considering that you are the only person I am aware of that Bai Ling has addressed directly (when she asked you to stop posting). Even less surprising is your derogatory reference to genitalia, something that you frequently do (one need only look back in the comments). Perhaps it's time to start deconstructing your comments Ian? To maintain the perception of yourself as "top dog" you routinely try to use sexual humiliation and innuendo against anybody that does not hold to your views; how pathetic is that? A Bai Ling fan - I wonder? Especially considering that your views about life and sex are diametrically opposed to those that she has clearly stated.
...and there's the Poodle right on command.
LOL!!
We don't want your comments to go away as they often do:
Ian said...
ACE: See what I told you off-line ;-) P.O leave those comments to me..
LOL, Bai Ling has very thick skin the comments are to bring out my little Poodle...and how easy it works. Roll over, beg now jump when I speak...ha ha ha!!
Still not contributing anything though eh Spongebob? just knock those who do and walking straight into every bit of Bait laid out like a good little Poodle.
November 2, 2009 3:23 AM
Blogger Ian said...
Wait for it.....
November 2, 2009 3:25 AM
That's it. Good boy Spongebob- Poodle, you see I told him to Fetch and he brings back my comments, good boy Poodle.
Now what else can you do? This is fun. I speak you do as I tell you and get all silly and start chasing your tail in circles.
He he, Silly Poodle.
Read my previous comment. You are a sick puppy.
an said...
That's it. Good boy Spongebob- Poodle, you see I told him to Fetch and he brings back my comments, good boy Poodle.
Now what else can you do? This is fun. I speak you do as I tell you and get all silly and start chasing your tail in circles.
He he, Silly Poodle.
No your the Puppy Spongebob Poodle, thanks for fetching again but what else can you do...your not a one trick poodle are you?
C'mon do something else for me now....
Blogger Ian said...
No your the Puppy Spongebob Poodle, thanks for fetching again but what else can you do...your not a one trick poodle are you?
C'mon do something else for me now....
Actually, given your comments - I'd say you've got it "ass backwards" Ian. Try to think of our remarks as a film or a script, maybe that will help you see how ridiculous you really look.
A script?
What Lassie?
Thinking above your station Poodle, nope not until you learn some new tricks then maybe we will take you to Canine castings Inc.
Useless Poodle.
I am still pissing myself watching this. Bai Ling in Memoirs of a Geisha!!
http://www.m90.org/video/10575/Bai_Ling__039_s_special_version_of_Memoirs_of_a_Geisha/
What's new?
Nothing?
....Oooopps, I forgot to take off my Halloween orange Pumkin-FLY costume... Halloween is over.
I went around here on this post for "Trick or Treats" and I've collected a lot of Treats!
Fly
You should have rented a decent car and raced it around the mountain roads of Monte Carlo like I did, great fun, Cannes out of Season is just an old peoples seaside town and pretty dull, Nice is better while the Film Festival isn't on.
There, that's better.
I hopped out of my cute little Holloween orange Pumkin-FLY costume. Back to my normal self.
You too BAI LING, you had a very original Halloween costume.
Where those nipple covering stars, shooting stars?
Did they fly off to somewhere?
I was staying in Nice while Cannes and LONG BEACH of Cannes
( not California ) were our outings.
We went with an Alfa 167, no need to drive around Monte Carlo roads/race track, we've done that before.
I figure they must have named Long Beach Cannes sector in honor of the USA troop landings in Cannes August 1944 ...
An Alfa 167, you mean it got you there and back, bloody Miracle!! LOL.
And who cares about retired elderly people in Cannes during Winter? They don't bother me.
Like Blackpool in UK.
I was in "good company" brought from Milano along with me... and she speaks French as well as I do.
( she coming from a former French colony )
I like Nice, gorgeous girls there and sat down with a Shisha pipe on the Promenade Du Englais (built with English Money of course) makes for a nice evening. Check out the amount of Prostitutes on the Sea Front, friggin everywhere!
Fly said:
I was in "good company" brought from Milano along with me... and she speaks French as well as I do.
That'll be another one for the list of Ex's then will it :-) ha!
Yeah... she is a "sort of" girlfriend, "more or less"...
It can't last and we both agree on this.
See me going back and forth Milano/Dakar on visits to her family?
( one thing is for sure, African gals have bigger boobs than Asian gals! )
Just a small correction for above.
"Promenade des Anglais"
( means: walking path of the Englishmen )
Built by wealthy Brits during the Victorian Age so that they could enjoy their seaside vacation in a more pleasant way.
During that period the waelthy Brits used to come vacationing in France quite a lot, and there are similar places strung along the coasts of Brittany and Normandy.
IAN writing : Promenade Du Englais
---> "du" is singular
walking parth of THE Englishman
....just because you walked there it does not means the had to rename it to only ONE Englishman!
LOL-
Correction of my correction full of typing errors - still sleeping.
These night shifts are work are going to get me.
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Just a small correction for above.
"Promenade des Anglais"
( means: walking path of the Englishmen )
Built by wealthy Brits during the Victorian Age so that they could enjoy their seaside vacation in a more pleasant way.
During that period the wealthy Brits used to come vacationing in France quite a lot, and there are similar places strung along the coasts of Brittany and Normandy.
IAN writing : Promenade Du Englais
---> "du" is singular
walking path of THE Englishman
....just because you walked there it does not means they had to rename it to only ONE Englishman!
LOL-
Blogger WEALLHOPE?? said...
Yeah... she is a "sort of" girlfriend, "more or less"...
It can't last and we both agree on this.
See me going back and forth Milano/Dakar on visits to her family?
Yeah I got some Vietnamese ones like that:-)
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Blogger WEALLHOPE?? said...
Just a small correction for above.
"Promenade des Anglais"
( means: walking path of the Englishmen )
WTF do I have to learn French for, I'm English.:-)
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WEALLHOPE said:
Built by wealthy Brits during the Victorian Age so that they could enjoy their seaside vacation in a more pleasant way
Well yes we have to show these unwashed Europeans how to have some class dear!!
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WEALLHOPE SAID:
....just because you walked there it does not means the had to rename it to only ONE Englishman!
LOL-
Yes it fuggin does!!!
LOL!
( one thing is for sure, African gals have bigger boobs than Asian gals! )
I don't like big boobs, never have, besides I prefer the better cultural and well, other lineages;-)
Mind you some of those Ghana girls are rather nice.
BAI LING has Twited this:
"What an experience to visit on set of the " wall street 2" and went shopping and going to cipriani's for dinner"
Now... Cipriani?
where could that name come from?
Maybe: Kazakistan?
Or maybe: Inner Mongolia?
Or again: the Fiji Islands?
Or could it be: Burkina Faso?
Noooooo.... I can't believe it...
ITALIAN -!!!
Giuseppe Cipriani
Now why in the world would BAI LING want to go to an Italian restaurant of all things.
We are famous worldwide for our horrible food.
And founder of the Harry's Bar.
I've been to Harry's Bar Venice Italy so many times I can't remember.
Their prices are a bit of a
rip-off by Italian standards, but I guess you must pay that for the special social "atmosphere".
( nearly any bar in Venice around the corner is just as good and their prices are more
"FLY friendly" )
Fly give it a rest about Italy dude, one should be asking why she is not working on the Set of productions like Wall Street 2 instead of bloody Crank 2.
Ollie save her!!!
Fly said:
nearly any bar in Venice around the corner is just as good and their prices are more
"FLY friendly"
Yeah...McDonalds!
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that is a BIDET
Check Wikipedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet
Blogger IAN writes:
"Well yes we have to show these unwashed Europeans how to have some class"
What in the hell is he talking about?
I was shocked when I discovereed that BIDETS are not used or common in the AngloSaxon countries like UK and USA. That they don't have a tradition of using them and installing them in their bathrooms unlike in most of Europe and Japan.
It makes me wonder......
Time to go, for another night shift.
But before going out tonight I'll use my BIDET-!
Yeah that's why they still have squat toilets in Eu, yuk how gross!
LOL talking of Bidets I have a picture of my first trip to Nice with mates and I was a bit sozzled, ended up putting my feet in one of these things to clean em!!
ha ha!
And BAI LING Twitted:
"In pastis having brounch so beautiful in the open out doors just hope the sun is out its Sunday but is the sun? "
So then you went to that FRENCH Bistrot called Pastis?
http://www.pastisny.com/
You had "Pastis 51" aperitif dink?
It is absinthe, a 45° proof drink .... a real strong booze.
Be careful because one tends to drink too much of it since it is mixed with water.
BAI LING, you had the courage to go to one of those "unwashed" European places like Pastis? -
as someone here would say?
Your full of such useful information Daniel. As always.
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Yes BAI LING, you at Pastis New York reminded me of having drank some "Pastis 51" when I went to Nice and Cannes this week end.
Maybe your Pastis drink in New York was more chic than mine in Nice...
( I went to a more FLY-friendly bar in Nice )
.... but at least I was in France where those "unwashed" French make Pastis. LOL
--
gotta go,gotta go...getting late
( and yes, I've used my BIDET )
You got a BIDET in your bathroom IAN?
Ian, going for the record in the Olympic Poodle Kick, I see.
Now THESE are pasties!
http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2009/11/bfm_enlarged/enlarged-bai_ling_halloween_costume.php?bfm_index=1
Bai Ling sorry you lost your hat. Did you get a photo of it you could share with us? Will you be back in Texas or California next? Do you like New York at Christmas?
BTW, Bai Ling, what you said about making choices and choosing your own destiny reminds me of an old saying -
"Man makes plans, God laughs"
bai lings quote foe today: love only if u risk???
please explain??
to me it sound like baby girl wants someone to follow her around to prove something to her??
i would if i could!!!
Chinese girl goes to New York City to eat a hamburger and some blueberry cobbler at a Japanese restaurant. (Well, she had the brunch menu.)
Greenwich Grill
428 Greenwich St
(between Laight St & Vestry St)
New York, NY 10013
Anybody else see the irony here?
I'm sure that in some alternate universe an American woman went to Beijing to have tacos and flan...
Andy Warhol Ling ^^
A modest proposal (again)
Ian, a truce? I could try to spell out the history of the back and forth we've had here since late June, but I don't think that is necessary; you know the history as do I. No doubt our views of what has transpired would be different and I think might lead us to butt heads again if we try to revisit the past. I'm willing to "bury the hatchet" if you are. No more name calling or pissing matches. Reading back a year or two things where a lot more fun here for all parties involved: you, me, Ace, Fly and perhaps Bai Ling. Letting go of the name calling and repeated charges is very important to me. This is not a trick on my part - I'm sincere in offering to let bygones be bygones.
Good morning Ms. Bai Ling and extended family,
Wow, Wow, very nice of picture of you in the electric blue dress. All I miss is the arms in the air warranting a hug.
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Blogger TINA, I think BAI LING was there wearing a cute little orange Pumkin-FLY mask for Halloween...
And we all are wondering what BAI LING is doing in New Yourk City...
.... could this be a clue?
How old are your two kids IAN?
You are still convinced you can take them to Vietnam away from their mother?
Difficult task.....
Daniel, you are a boy, trust me you really know nothing.
"Had a bad day playing lawyer"
They say that a man who represents himself has a fool for a client and a fool for a lawyer.
this is proof
A room full of 20 lawyers and experts are now thinking "let's just keep quiet and let this fool hang himself"
Mike you sound as pathetic as another Poodle here, and even they give up.
It was me who was quiet Mike, knowing just how to Wind them up at the right time...just as I like doing with my poodles;-)
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