My nipples are vacation........Yes, today's quote for you !!!!!!!!
Its my premiere tonight at Arc light, " A beautiful Life"
Yes you will see in my character no matter how difficult at times, but life is so beautiful if you only smile at the positive side with a dream in your heart, then your life will become a beautiful sunlight with a lot of gifts shine in your eyes and tell your all the fun and exciting things that are there only for you.
I love Life and appreciate everything that is happenning to me, even the shadows the sad tearful times, because they are there to reflect only the magic light that is within me.
Hope you are like me with your own joy and gift, Dance with every step you walk on earth!
Come to support me tonight!
A beautiful life to you!
Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T


148 comments:
God I want to lick that back.
Did I just say that out loud?
Arc light, the name of one of your old Chinese films some of which I have been enjoying lately!
Good luck with the premier although the storyline bores me already I will reserve my thoughts until I have seen it, I hope your role is again one that stands out from the rest of the not so good.
eh? This is a picture of you at the Zombieland premier on the 23rd September?
YOU LITTLE FIBBER!!
Ling said:
"The pic I think its crazily hot Yes!!"
You keep asking us these questions...
...I got big wood yes.....NOW WHAT?
I received an email for you from someone called The_DA (candaniu@gmail.com) to my email address.
I politely let that person know that he/she got the wrong address. Perhaps you know this person and can get in touch with him/her?
Otherwise I can simply copy and paste the email (quite long) in a comment here if I don't hear back from you.
I won't check the comment's section here so feel free to reply via mail to me that is given on our profile. I can then forward you the mail.
Thanks
Dance with every step. I love that.
I will never dance as cute and funny as you Bai Ling.
You are so beautiful, that you deserve all the success that is about to come your way. You are an unforgettable spirit, with a wisdom that is only reserved for the trully enlightened ones. Good fortune will smile warmly on you tonight. Thank you so very much Bai-Ling.
KinkY said...
feck off spammer!
Your hair also looks great. Your plugging that Mila Kunis. Lol. That sounds funny. She is in the background on poster.
The whole pic is very professional, sensational composition.
smiles
I think this is one of those trick Photo's all I can see is Butt?
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Uhh...? What is supposed to be so sexy in that dress Bai Ling is wearing and that seems to drive all these bloggers crazy?
I don't catch it.
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Now THAT is sexy, really sexy... that beautiful smile which sends rays of sunlight and of joy to all our hearts.
Yep, that is sexy...
Daniel the charity abuser said:
"Uhh...? What is supposed to be so sexy in that dress Bai Ling is wearing and that seems to drive all these bloggers crazy?"
That's cos you been looking at yo mama too long!!
very sexy Dress, this Type of Dress you should wear for your Visit at the Howard Stern Show...
Monkey Man I take my time.
Not my fault if the link provided by World Vision for Taiwan did not work for me.
I have not given up yet, you don't worry.
Why don't you try it too and show us your donation receipt right here on this Blog?
That would be a great gesture, don't you think?
Go ahead man, beat me to it.
I'm sure Bai Ling would be happy to see you participate in that charity she pointed out for Taiwan...
Oh I see... Monkey Man keeps his cash for himself.
My Postal money order receipt for "Doctors Without Borders" not clear enough?.
Ok, I'll try to get a blown up copy posted further on.
I like this one Ling where the train leads right up to your Butt and that lovely back.
http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/91108291/WireImage
Bai Ling, who stole your bra?
And I',m sure that the more
maniac-like bloggers here must be asking themselves questions on whether or not you've also had your panties stolen too...
What moneygram or post office payment method did you use exactly ?
Blogger WEALLHOPE?? said...
And I',m sure that the more
maniac-like bloggers here must be asking themselves questions on whether or not you've also had your panties stolen too...
She mailed them to me cos you fucked all your guesses up on her last challenge. I got them on now...bit bloody tight!!
See got them on now:
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/1/13255/12_2008/Panties.jpg
Cathy will get moist on that one LOL!!
Monkey Man, unlike you, I've never:
1- insulted you or your Mom
2- wished you any harm
3- wished your Mom to die (like you did with mine)
4- wished you to die violently
( like you did with me )
On the contrary, I was sincerely convinced you were going to Vietnam again and I was happy for you.
And I still am wishing you the best for Vietnam whatever you will say against me, because I know how important Da Nang Vietnam is for you.
This here is not real life, it is just an amusement.
A temporary diversion.
It is a linguistic paradox.
The famous Hitch Hikers guide to the Galaxy tells us that the answer to life, the universe and everything is .......42
I think mine is better!
Try it guaranteed to drive you friggin nuts! I thought it up while taking a dump one day!
...Bai Ling is an actress
"but whats the point"
...to entertain us
but whats the point in that
...to make us laugh to tell us a story
but what is the point of that
...to make life interesting
but what is the point in life
....to live and to reproduce
what's the point in that
and so on.....
LOl that should keep your wittle brain going...go on now someone smart ass come along and fuck up my ultimate answer to everything!
Monkey Man, thanks a lot for the non-ending rude comments and ill fated wishes.
This one below matches the
" what's th point? "
" what is the meaning of life? "
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BAI LING you know we constantly follow Gettyimages to keep track of your whereabouts.
Bless Gettyimages.
This time you did not even mention having been at Fenix Cosmetics
10th year anniversary.
Have a nice trip to Canada.
Maybe you might even find a charming Royal Canadian Mounted Police fellow?
You know, they wear those red jackets.
And red is your preferred colour right?... sexy red you often say.
( I mentioned: Royal - and I wrote colour using a U ... à la British in proper English, Canadian English?
Blogger ACE is going to wack me for that )
This one below matches the
" what's th point? "
" what is the meaning of life? "
....but What's the point?
try harder smart ass.
Ass lick said:
BAI LING you know we constantly follow Gettyimages to keep track of your whereabouts.
Bless Gettyimages.
No we don't I do, you followed my link to Getty I posted earlier, if YOU had been watching them you would have mentioned the Fenix cosmetics pics earlier instead of just noticing them after following my link wouldn't you. God your so transparent!
....but what's the point
Bai Ling, yes, life can be beautiful.
I am reminded of the old saying "I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet. So I took his shoes. I figured "What the hell does he need shoes for when he doesn't have any feet?"
Looking forward to seeing your new movie.
ACE that saying has been used on here at least 4 times this month I think what's the point in that?
HA HA!
WHEN I DIE' I WAANT TO COME BACK AS BAI LINGS NEXT CAR. BECAUSE I WOULD GET MOST OF HER ATTENTION...
Weirdo, what's wrong with coming back as her panties?
BECAUSE A BUGATTI WOULD LAST A LONG LONG TIME 1.3 MIL
Oh no not the Bugatti Veyron..shit I just wet my pants!
HEY IF I GOING TO COME BACK AS A CAR' IT'S GOING TO BE THE BEST. I'LL TURN AS MUCH HEADS AS BAI LING.
OH YES!!!
When I Die I will really f**k people up and come back as me!
LOL i just thought of a good alternate remake of a Movie for Bai Ling!
My Fair Lady!
IS N IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND???
SWEETY...
TALKING ABOUT HER TWIT' NOT U
?
I WONDER WHAT THE INSURENCE RATE WOULD BE FOR THAT CAR???
WHY DID U ERASE.... OH FORGET IT..
GUESS U DID'T REALLY READ ME ON THE LAST POST???
Ian, good eye! She lied to us! (Again!)
http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images
/events/DGG-023186.jpg
Blogger Ian said...
Weirdo, what's wrong with coming back as her panties?
Umm, because a lot of times she doesn't wear panties???
ACE well she didn't really lie as she did say yesterday but her text makes it sound as if that picture was taken at her premier for beautiful life!
Anyway your saying something about Ling's knickers...
ah whats' the point!
OH'' I KMOW WHY. SORRY' NO MORE ERASING... I PROMISE!!
I'm off to bed perchance to dream...
...but what's the point?
OFF TO BED!! U NEVER SLEEP??
Ling twittered:
i mean my dress is too big for dancing tonight what can I do?
Well there goes my fu**ing chance of getting any sleep tonight!
Ling twittered:
can you guess what color my dress is for tonight?
I dunno, Red but I am am kinda hoping flesh coloured after that last comment!!
Ling twittered:
"my nipples are on vacation.........yes! today's quote"
Yes thanks Love I will send them back when I am finished with them...shit I am never gonna sleep now!
or maybe a Gioldish colour?
GREEN!!!!
GREEN!!!
Hey Ling perhaps people should see the Interview for Beautiful life with :
http://theloveprojectinc.com/?page_id=271
note the dress :-)
NO ONE LIKE YOU.
I CANT WAIT FOR THE NIGHT WITH YOU.
I IMAGINE THE THINGS WE DOOO.
I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED BY YOU!!!
GO GET EM QUENNY!!!!!
MY U HAVE THE BEST OF LUCK TONIGHT....
Ah the Scorpions Lyrics, I love the Scorpions!!
Ah now we find out what your sadness may be Ling, I hope your brother feels better tell him he is not alone!
SHE IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A BEAUTIFUL LIFE WEBSITE:
http://www.abeautifullife.newfilmsint.com/
Go see.
MY NIP'S BEEN ON VACATION EVER SINCE I WAS BORN.....
Bai Ling's Nipples are big enough to be in another zip code, for sure. She enters a room 5 minutes after they do....
Oh well nighty night, Good luck Ling will catch up with how it went tmrw! Thanks for sending the Nipples over they will keep me company tonight!!
NOW LIST UP' SHE A RAZOR SHARP.
IF SHE DON'T GET HER WAY.
SHE'L SLASH U APART.
SHE A COOL CCOL BABE?
MOVES LIKE A CAT..
SHE'S GOT THE LOOKS THAT KILL!!
IF THE SUN REFUSE TO SHINE.
MOUNTAIN CRUMBELE TO THE SEE' IT WOULD BE U AND ME ... BABE
I WAS JUST WONDERING??
CAN U POST A PIC FOR ME WELL U ARE STILL THERE??? PLEASE....
BLUE IS NICE!!!
BAI LINGS NIPPLES ARE BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TOOO ANTBODY THAT SAYS THERE NOTT..............
INTELLIGENCE' WEAR GREEN!!
IF TODAY WAS YOUR LAST DAY'AND TOMORROW WAS TO LATE. WHAT COLOR WOULD U WEAR ???
nice pic alway as Seductive as alway. I wish i can see Zombieland early.
I got it right she wore a RED dress!!
http://tinyurl.com/ybmmdgb
What's my prize then Ling? More bloody panties I suppose?
You can all listen to ling live right now here on Radio!!
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/mrmedia
There you go Ling as requested (some of us was listening-!!
A BEAUTIFUL LIFE WEBSITE:
http://www.abeautifullife.newfilmsint.com/
Go see.
You can also join the Facebook for the Movie at:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/A-Beautiful-Life/142397260664?ref=ss
If you missed the interview you can Download the whole thing here:
http://tinyurl.com/y9s8by6
or play it from archive on the website:
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/mrmedia
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So then BAI LING, the great news?
You have joined:
IT GIRLS PUBLIC RELATIONS ?
Mrs. Juliette Harris CEO of that firm.
http://news.prnewswire.com/
DisplayReleaseContent.aspx?
ACCT=104&STORY=/www/story/
09-23-2009/0005099970&EDATE=
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Ling got a nice Baby-doll voice for the Jazz song..shame we can't see the strip at the same time LOL!
WEALLHOPE?? said...
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So then BAI LING, the great news?
You have joined:
IT GIRLS PUBLIC RELATIONS ?
we covered that yesterday dude!
BAI LING IS ELVIS!!...plus talks about her new movie A Beautiful life.
http://maximotv.blogspot.com/2009/09/bai-ling-sings-elvis-presley-and-talks.html
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So then BAI LING, the great news?
You have joined:
IT GIRLS PUBLIC RELATIONS ?
Mrs. Juliette Harris CEO of that firm.
http://www2.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/stories.pl?ACCT=AUSASPDT.story&STORY=/www/story/09-23-2009/0005099970&EDATE=WED+Sep+23+2009,+06:03+PM
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And they say in the heading:
"It Girl Public Relations Signs Superstar Actress & International Sensation Bai Ling"
I like that "Superstar Actress"
.... sounds great
smile avatar yawn
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That "Superstar Actress" comment on the heading of the link deserves a big, bright... and sexy SMILE
...and a FLY's smile too!-------->
Monkey Man must be in love with me... he keeps watch on my blog-
LOL
LINKS FOR BAI LING INTERVIEW AND A BEAUTIFUL LIFE MOVIE.
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You can all listen to ling live right now here on Radio!!
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/mrmedia
A BEAUTIFUL LIFE WEBSITE:
http://www.abeautifullife.newfilmsint.com/
Go see.
September 25, 2009 9:30 AM
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Blogger Ian said...
You can also join the Facebook for the Movie at:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/A-Beautiful-Life/142397260664?ref=ss
If you missed the interview you can Download the whole thing here:
http://tinyurl.com/y9s8by6
or play it from archive on the website:
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/mrmedia
now also on the movies Facebook page.
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Just repost those links Ling wanted us to put on here now fly is posting his creep yawn and old stuff...we don't want people to miss the important things!!
About time Monkey Man, something more interesting than your usual insults and vulgarity.
You being 24/7 on the net seeking out Bai Ling has finally brought forth something more interesting for all these blogger fans of Bai Ling here.
Did I say "all" ?
Looks like most of them have left, fed up of reading vulgar and often dirty comments related to Bai Ling and on how she seems arouse these bloggers.
Thanks Monkey Man for the good search.
BTW you have been told that by quite a few others more than ME!
Receipts?
Lets see yours Monkey Man.
Come on, if you are so great then show us the way!
Cash out.
Who knows, now I might even mail the 150$ directly to that Mrs. Juliette Harris CEO PR so that it can be donated to a charity of Bai Ling's choise... who knows.
Monkey Man -
here is the World Vision charity for Taiwan
http://ei-payment.worldvision.org.tw/offering.php?offering=general&op=offeringitem&orgid=1
show us the way man, show us the way with YOUR receipt.
My puny 100$ went to Medecins Sans Frontieres = Doctors With No Borders, because I preferred to not go through your chosen people since your arrogance turned me off.
I still owe 150$ bucks to Taiwan charity as promised.
Show us the way Monkey Man ... use that link and post for us your receipt.
Maybe others will follow suit..
Monkey Man you need more sleep and less stalking Bai Ling on internet 24/7 because you are getting confused.
I said my internet donation of 150$ to Taiwan World Vision as I had thought, they replied to me asking them about never getting a receipt.
That is why I say I still owe them 150$
Come on Monkey Man, don't be cheap and show us the way with your receipt...
Monkey Man you need more sleep and less stalking Bai Ling on internet 24/7 because you are getting confused.
I said my internet donation of 150$ to Taiwan World Vision never got through as I had thought, they replied to me asking them about never getting a receipt.
That is why I say I still owe those 150$ to a charity.
Come on Monkey Man, don't be cheap and show us the way with your receipt...
LINKS FOR BAI LING INTERVIEW AND A BEAUTIFUL LIFE MOVIE.
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You can all listen to ling live right now here on Radio!!
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/mrmedia
A BEAUTIFUL LIFE WEBSITE:
http://www.abeautifullife.newfilmsint.com/
Go see.
September 25, 2009 9:30 AM
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Blogger Ian said...
You can also join the Facebook for the Movie at:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/A-Beautiful-Life/142397260664?ref=ss
If you missed the interview you can Download the whole thing here:
http://tinyurl.com/y9s8by6
or play it from archive on the website:
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/mrmedia
now also on the movies Facebook page.
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Just repost those links Ling wanted us to put on here now fly is posting his bullshit ...we don't want people to miss the important things!!
Come on Monkey Man, don't be cheap and show us the way with your receipt...
I think your last pathetic attempt above to avoid facing the truth say's it all!
It is a lot cheaper this way is it not Monkey Man?
Well of course, having nothing to do all day long but stalk Bai Ling on the internet links does produce some good things once in a while...
Come on Monkey Man, don't be cheap and show us the way with your receipt...
And yes, I do have a better blow up of my 100$ Postal receipt to Medecins Sans Frontieres, but will post it when time comes at my own discretion.
Now I have better things to do than stay glued to this computer screen.
It is Friday night, and as Bai Ling would say: time to go out for some amusement.
Bye Bye
( psss...Monkey Man, don't be cheap. Show us the way )
LINKS FOR BAI LING INTERVIEW AND A BEAUTIFUL LIFE MOVIE.
**********************************
You can all listen to ling live right now here on Radio!!
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/mrmedia
A BEAUTIFUL LIFE WEBSITE:
http://www.abeautifullife.newfilmsint.com/
Go see.
September 25, 2009 9:30 AM
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Blogger Ian said...
You can also join the Facebook for the Movie at:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/A-Beautiful-Life/142397260664?ref=ss
If you missed the interview you can Download the whole thing here:
http://tinyurl.com/y9s8by6
or play it from archive on the website:
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/mrmedia
now also on the movies Facebook page.
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Just repost those links Ling wanted us to put on here now fly is posting his creep yawn and old stuff...we don't want people to miss the important things!!
I get a feeling of love here
Oh we is just overflowing wiv da shit! :-) I wonder how Ling is getting on with her flight..Woman must have perma-jetlag!
Dear Bai,
I have never seen you before and honestly did not know who you were until few minutes ago. I just noticed you in a celebrity photo selection on AOL I was browsing since I was bored, lol. I have never commented on anyone before, actually I am home not feeling well today (nothing serious at all, just head cold) but when I saw you it brightened up my day. You are I believe, one of the most erotic, exotic incredibly stunning beauty I have ever had the honor to view. Additionally, your website and blogs, etc show you to be a very strong and intelligent woman. What an entire package of perfection you are. LOL, I do mean it, please do not think this is just some lunatic out there in never-never land. Ha-Ha! I just had to mention it to you and that whoever has the privilege to know you personally and the even greater honor to be your husband should understand that they are a very lucky man and should be thankful to have the honor of you at their side. Hopefully they are open and keep you laughing and are not controlling and allow you the space you deserve :) Anyway, forgive me for my comments if you find them to much, PS: I signed up for this google account only to send this message to you, lol..so forgive me for the length of it, I did not want to waste it! I work for a large Taiwanese company and also a professional manager who just turned 50 (although I have good genes like you and look only 40:)I don't know how to send my photo on this so you will just have to take my word for it! ha! - you look 25 though! ha, not fair!:) so I am sincere in my post and truly just wanted to let you know you now have a brand new fan of your style, intellect and sexiness! Thanks so much for taking the time to read my posting. Love ya and I wish you all the best in your life as always!
Dear Bai,
I have never seen you before and honestly did not know who you were until few minutes ago. I just noticed you in a celebrity photo selection on AOL I was browsing since I was bored, lol. I was actually stunned and caught off guard because I had witnessed the sunrise and sunset all in one when I saw you! I have never commented on anyone before, actually I am home not feeling well today (nothing serious at all, just head cold) but when I saw you it brightened up my day. You are I believe, one of the most erotic, exotic incredibly stunning beauty I have ever had the honor to view. Additionally, your website and blogs, etc show you to be a very strong and intelligent woman. What an entire package of perfection you are. LOL, I do mean it, please do not think this is just some lunatic out there in never-never land. Ha-Ha! I just had to mention it to you and that whoever has the privilege to know you personally and the even greater honor to be your husband should understand that they are a very lucky man and should be thankful to have the honor of you at their side. Hopefully they are open and keep you laughing and are not controlling and allow you the space you deserve :) Anyway, forgive me for my comments if you find them to much, PS: I signed up for this google account only to send this message to you, lol..so forgive me for the length of it, I did not want to waste it! I work for a large Taiwanese company and also a professional manager who just turned 50 (although I have good genes and look much younger but I do not know how to provide a photo so you will just have to take my word for it! Ha! However, you look only 25! - not fair! so I am sincere in my post and truly just wanted to let you know you now have a brand new fan of your style, intellect and sexiness! Thanks so much for taking the time to read my posting. Love ya and I wish you all the best in your life as always!
whoops, I posted it twice, forgive my stupidity, I never used this before. lol.
Randall, that's why there are little trash cans at the bottom of each post we make. If we screw up we can just 86 the whole mess by clicking on the trash can and following the directions.
Bai Ling, I would like to see you get a role on the TV show "Desperate Housewives". Even a guest shot. I think you would fit right in!
Bai when I worked as a movie extra in the Coen's Brothers Oh Brother Where Art thou? I worked as an extra ten years ago this past summer. Well those of us who worked as extras spread the movie by word of mouth. My freak out moment? First I encounter George Cloony in person on the set in charactor: he and I make eye contact. He says,"Look'em kill'em." A year later I visit the Cannes Film Festival website. The movie is in competition. So I checked on the site every day to see how it was doing. Forward to the future: December. While playing my pc star wars game,my aunt calls from texas and freaks me out: She sees me in the movie. My jaws drops and the audeince loves the film. It went on to be nominated for oscars which I missed becouse I was in Paris. It didn't matter my life had changed. The new question I get? Chuck what's your next movie? even I don't know the answer. I wonder though..
My God...
Bai...do you realize...
Out of 135 comments here...
64 of them are Ian...!!!
Attacking like a rabid guard dog.
Do you enjoy this man or attention?
Or do you see the simple unhealthiness of such a pathetic
existence.
I see you as otherworldy blessed,
a being of extraordinary senses
and sensuality. A true lover on any level...with enormous magnitudes.
Congratulations on your life, your radiant beauty and spirit...and your success.
I look forward to the day our paths meet. You will be pleasantly surprised...even matched.
Shine on tremendous pleasure woman.
I wish you progressive peace as you
evolve ever more beautifully and gracefully.
You will find your match.
You deserve it.
You need it.
God bless you.
Bai Ling you said on Twitter:
"Just landed and late to the event, when I walked in I was picked by a handsome guy named Ferris, he raised 100 grand in 2 weeks cool!!!"
He must really be a first class fund raiser, really.
Will we get to see a photo of you and him?
Then after Toronto you say you will be heading for New York and after that .....China?
Back to China again?
No kidding?
ACE, desperate housewives, yeah that would be a good one! Chuck..O' Brother rocks great Film!
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Bai Ling, you maybe have found over there in Canada a handsome Royal Police fellow fit for you?
No? Not yet?
Hey Ling, you might like this as you go to Cirque Du Soleil shows, a Friend of mine just had his 100th Birthday and has been an Adagio Acrobat with his wife since 1926, the old bugger still was doing handstands and lifting weights at 98!!
Inspiring or what at their ages, there is hope for you getting your Oscar by 100 maybe then:-)!!
www.koenigma.blogspot.com
The answer Ling is ...
The numbers are in alphabetical order.
(eight, five, four, nine, one, seven, six, ten, three, two, zero)
next place?
Hi Bai, Loved you on Howard, Great stuff. Love your vibe and your views. You just got me as your biggest fan. I love your website too. Thanks for being you!143
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