加洲的阳光陶醉着我的舞蹈着浪漫旋律的心，我的不安定的身体和身体里的八个小精灵，和我荡荡漾漾兴奋的情怀。。。。。。。跑着，跳着，歌唱着，丢失在热烈的滚烫的沙滩上蓝蓝的海洋里和你的深深的温柔的眼睛里，我在恋爱吗？
一次又一次，我赤裸的身体调戏着同样赤裸的海滩，白色的沙粒几乎看透了我藏着的秘密的热恋，调戏着一次又一次我和你。。。。。。。
躺下来望着高高的远远的云朵， 还是赶不走你的眼睛，你的热情和你的极端的浪漫的游戏，你抓着我的心飞起了一个彩色的风筝。。。。。。
喜欢在你的世界里笑着我和你朗朗的声音。。。。。。
就这样慕名奇妙的我走了，跟着你，跟着我的心，跟着你的和我的浪漫，走在危险的悬崖边缘，走着彩虹，走着只有奇迹可以发生的我的和你的打开的心房，走着我一路所有的给与。
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«Oldest ‹Older 1 – 200 of 547 Newer› Newest»Oh that will give sad boy something to do for an hour!! Have i not seen that pose somewhere before?
Oh hell I can't resist it lets wee on Fly's fireworks and do it before him!!
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California sun dancing drunk with my romantic melodies of the heart, not my body and body stability in the Pac-8, and my feelings荡荡漾漾exciting. . . . . . . Ran, danced, singing, and lost in the warm beach hot blue sea and the deep tenderness of your eyes, I love you?
Time and again, I take liberties with the naked body with the same naked beach, white sand, I almost see through the hidden secrets of love, take liberties with me and you again and again. . . . . . .
Lay back and looked at the clouds are far high, or赶不走your eyes, your enthusiasm and your romantic extreme games, you grabbed my heart飞起a kite color. . . . . .
Like in your world and your smile, I Lang Lang's voice. . . . . .
Attracted so wonderful, I gone, follow you, follow my heart, and I followed your romantic, dangerous cliffs at the edge of Rainbow walked, walked only a miracle can happen and I am open to your atrium, I walked all the way to give.
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Yep it's making as much sense as usual!!
Yes Bai Ling, saw your Twitter just now-
Yes thanks for the extra pictures.
Ohh..do I really wish I could have built a sand castle with you on that beach.
Princess Bai Ling is running wild and free on that beach.
She has been freed from the high dungeon in the sand castle by my toy catapult shooting glass marbles at it and bringing down those walls and ramparts of the sand castle....lol
Gosh, what I would not give to play with you on the beach like that... and I bet that you too Bai Ling, deep down inside, you too are childish enough to enjoy that kind of game on the beach.
Fly your sounding like Michael Jackson hmmmmmmm?
It sound a lot better in FRENCH, the romantic language "par excellence":
Californie dimanche dansant ivre avec mes mélodies romantiques du coeur, pas mon corps et le corps de stabilité dans la Pac-8, et mes sentiments荡荡漾漾excitant. . . . . . . Ran, danse, chant, et perdu dans la chaleur de la plage bleu de la mer chaude et de la profonde tendresse de tes yeux, Je t'aime?
Encore et encore, je prends des libertés avec le corps nu nu avec la même plage, sable blanc, je suis presque voir à travers les secrets de l'amour, de prendre des libertés avec moi et vous, encore et encore. . . . . . .
Lay regardé en arrière et les nuages sont très élevés, ou赶不走vos yeux, votre enthousiasme et votre extrême romantique jeux, vous avez attrapé mon coeur飞起un cerf-volant de couleur. . . . . .
Comme dans votre monde et votre sourire, je suis la voix de Lang Lang. . . . . .
Attiré si merveilleux, je suis allé, vous suivre, de suivre mon coeur, et j'ai suivi votre romantiques, falaises dangereuses à bord de Rainbow marché, marché seul un miracle peut arriver et je suis ouvert à vos atrium, je suis tout à fait à donner.
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Not too bad in ITALIAN either:
California domenica ballo bevuto con il mio romantico melodie del cuore, non il mio corpo e il corpo della stabilità nella Pac-8, e i miei sentimenti荡荡漾漾eccitante. . . . . . . Ran, ballato, canto, e perdersi nel mare caldo caldo mare blu e la profonda tenerezza dei tuoi occhi, io ti amo?
Tempo e di nuovo, mi prendo la libertà con corpo nudo con la stessa nuda spiaggia, sabbia bianca, ho quasi vedere attraverso i segreti nascosti di amore, di prendersi delle libertà con me e lei ancora e ancora. . . . . . .
Lay guardato indietro e le nuvole sono molto elevati, o赶不走i tuoi occhi, il vostro entusiasmo e la vostra romantica giochi estremi, è afferrato il mio cuore飞起un aquilone colore. . . . . .
Come nel tuo mondo e il tuo sorriso, mi Lang Lang della voce. . . . . .
Attratto in modo meraviglioso, ho fatto, ti seguo, seguire il mio cuore, e ho seguito il tuo romantico, pericolose scogliere a bordo della Rainbow camminato, camminato solo un miracolo può succedere e io sono aperto a vostra atrio, ho camminato tutto il modo di dare
Here we go Fly shit all over the place again...VOMIT!
Yep, going crazy. You'll miss making love to the naked beach and flying kites when you're back in China, Bai Ling.
Maing love to the naked beach....but Ling won't you get Sand in your....
Ouch!
The only thing I don't really like is the " 8 pack " thing...
It reminds me of beer boozers on the beach. American guys can get really high and loud mouthed when guzzling down an 8-pack of beer... quite crass.
This is what I like the most:
，我在恋爱吗？ = I love you?
Tell us Bai Ling, who is the lucky fellow?
Kites are a Chinese invention ACE, like so many other things, but I am sure you know that.
Maybe you were referring to flying kites in Afghanistan? The movie?
Well it ain't you shit-face!
LOL!
wheeler92196：
2009-07-21 05:40:28 (on bai ling sina blog)
yeah, I put something there, but I see there is anther blog posted just 15 minutes ago. but it has someone surfing in the sun, eept um, maybe that is right here
Bai Ling, this second beach photo of you pointing to the Sun goes straight to my cell phone.
I'll keep it for the rainy and gloomy days, or when I'm stressed out because of my work ( like today ) and wip out my cell phone and glance at it.
Yep, that photo puts a smile on my face along with a little bit of envy too..
lovely.
- Sand Castles -
I can't remember if google is for china so I pout today's link here
http://www.google.com/logos/moonlanding09.gif
that means, google must read Bai Words too, huh!
anyway, here is my words
http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/blog_4e4d9c1f0100ftb3.html
maybe I should read Miss Bai's words, huh?
You know how to get a Chinese person to ask: "who the f.. is Michael?"
like so
赤裸婦女的邁克爾夢想有愛一百個方式的
smiles miss bai!!!!
I post to the other blog just now!!
let me see if I cna fiugure out how to log out, the button there is always so hard for me to find...
I'll keep it for the rainy and gloomy days, or when I'm stressed out because of my work ( like today ) and wip out my cell phone and...
.....fap off under the office desk!!
LOL!
Ok, looks like it is time we all start thinking about what kind of wedding presents we will give Bai Ling for her marriage.
At least she has warned us ahead of time that there is something boiling in the pot...
You could buy her a decent role!
Bai Ling, since you are in California, you should stop by the Comic Con in San Diego July 23-26
http://www.comic-con.org/
While you are there check out Linda Tran! She bills herself as the Asian with the best ASSets!
http://www.lindatran.net/
Another very HOT Asian! She will be at
Comic Con Booth 4901
San Diego Convention Center
111 W Harbor Dr, San Diego, CA 92101
Ok, looks like it is time we all start thinking about what kind of wedding presents we will give Bai Ling for her marriage.
...creepy!
this is cool, from over there
一次又一次，我赤裸的身体调戏着同样赤裸的海滩，
babel says:
Time and time again, my naked body is sexually harassing the similarly naked beach,
this is a moist interesting concept miss bai!!!
Maybe Bai Ling can network at Comic Con and make some contacts. Wouldn't it be cool to see Bai Ling immortalized in a Comic Book?
I can see how that just made your underpants explode wheeler!
LOL
she says to me
(bai) Lies down down is looking at the high distant clouds, cannot expel your eye, your enthusiasm and your violent romantic game, you grabbed my heart (I won't mention the fly part that went here)
hey guys, ya think I am still in the running? YASS!!!
Daniel, an Italian saying the French are better at Romance? Fie upon thee, Fly! That's like Berlusconi saying the French make better sports cars!
(And don't tell me about Bugatti! Etorre was from Milano!)
French only "sounds" romantic after one has consumed massive quantities of Champagne!
Viva Italia! Viva DeTomaso!
Bai:
我在恋爱吗？
你呢？
想念你我的朋友们！
Michael:
戀人認為不朋友，
僅愛愛，
愛是否是危險的？
當然!!
French always sounds like they are trying to hock up a loogie!
LOL
There is a new Baywatch
( Bai-watch ) lifeguard girl out there.
She is even wearing her red Baywatch bathing suit.
Do I feel that I am drowning?
Do I ?
Bai Ling, will you come rescue me and resuscitate me with a mouth-to-mouth breathing?
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Stasera sognerò che sto annegando sulla costa della California.
= tonight I'll dream I'm drowning along the coasts of California.
Miss Bai says:
爱恋寄给你。
The last sentence, that is what I call tantalizing, Miss Bai
smiles!!!
我沒有信用卡，對您的僅愛
I wonder what kind of ticket I will get...
hmmnnn I wonder, maybe I should get a cup of coffee and wake up, this hot air in california makes me feel like I am dreaming...
nah, coffee can wait for morning...
Now what would happen if I pulled on those pink strings of your bathing suit?
( .. me explaining to the L.A. cops hauling me handcuffed away from the beach )
" I just wanted to take with me a souvenir from California. What the hell, it is just a pink string-What is the big deal-! ?? "
Daniel - handcuffs, no.
Flyswatter, yes!
Oh please fly get over it and go jerk one off!
ACE, the most common writing you can see on walls across all of Italy is:
Viva la figa!
I'll let you try to figure out that one.
The fig lives?
Viva the FAP?
I am open to your atrium
???
Is Bai Ling a lesbian or a Kathoey?
Viva the FAP
I want a t-shirt that says that.
Well once read of this crap and it ain't no fan club...it's a FAP club!
Those lucky bastards of my far distant cousins... the Sea Bees,
they must be buzzing all around you there on the beach Bai Ling.
Yes and I guess those 2 legged Sea Bees out from Pendleton USMC base must be there buzzing too.
Some guys have all the luck...
The only thing having a good time there is the CRABS!
Fly you are a serious retard.
ACE, fig leaf? ... very close, very close indeed.
Now let the fig leaf be blown away and you'll get the picture.
Ok. Someone get back to me when she/he reveals who she's banging.
I am only interested if it's Mickey Rourke or someone even more gross.
Now let the fig leaf be blown away and you'll get the picture.
so Ian was right. Bai Ling should change the name to "Viva La Fap"...suits this hole way better than "Naked Seductions". Ain't nobody seduced up in here. Naked, maybe. Right, Fly?
Time for more bong hits. Later.
Shit yeah, that's a great Title for this Blog!
"Ain't nobody seduced up in here. Naked, maybe. Right, Fly?"
Ewwwwwww!
Daniel, if it's small enough that a fig leaf would cover it, then I am truly sorry...
And Bai Ling, maybe next time we will get to see you splashing around in the water?
Waist deep?
Jumping with each incoming wave?
Would that be asking for too much?
After all, Botticelli had his painting of "Venus arising from the waves" ( a fat slob she was )
Let him keep her.
We have here our:
BAI LING VENUS ARISING FROM THE SAND
Yeaahhh !!
Again one must wonder who took Bai Ling's photograph at the beach?
A lover?
Her fiance'?
Or some stranger passing by?
Look at what you did here Bai Ling.
You got your most faithful fans here right now all worked up in a frenzy.
"La crème de la crème" of your Blog fans.
Did I not tell you that your everyday life photos , like beach photos here, would reap up a smashing success?
Was I not right in my little Fly's way?
Daniel, If you're gonna insult me by calling me names in French, ("crem de la corn") then I'm out of here!
(Gotta dash, Gibson is having a sale!!!)
http://tinyurl.com/Gibson-sale
ACE, now that is a stupid question asking who took the photos of her on the beach. Come on, really...
It was Neptune, the master god of all oceans who came out from the depths and snapped those photos for her.
( some people just don't have enough faith in Bai Ling's ability to get things moving the way they should )
shì, nín àishàng hǎitān ♥
the top photo still looks like she is surfing, or skateboarding.
Wish They All Could Be California Girls!!!
That song sticks with me right now.
赤裸一百給大量現在帶來喜悅
You Go! Girl!!
Wheeler, no doubt Ian will be here shortly with his usually morning witticisms, or racist comments, about how droll, boring everybody but Ian is - and then later in the day that sodden old "he/she," (badboy perhaps) Cathy D. will chime in with another disparaging comment about how stupid everything here is. So, why are they here? Why do they bother to post? Ask your selves what their motivations are? I mean really Ian and Cathy D. WTF? What are Cathy D and Ian's daily lives (their worlds) really like, that they need the vicarious thrill of spewing vitriol at something that has no real meaning - I mention this based on their own comments? No doubt nothing but fun and games ;) Of course the only problems they have is that they seem to hate everybody except for themselves (I can hear Ian now, "no only you CK you bore me. Now cut me a new asshole, I just say what I feel and move on.") All I can say is that if I ever needed somebody to depend on in a tight spot - I would make it a point to loose Ian and Cathy_D ASAP.
OBTW Wheeler - I love California girls, I even married one!
I wrote....
I would make it a point to loose Ian and Cathy_D ASAP.
So now let the shit and piss rain down like manna from heaven - because with every verb I will say "YES."
Have a nice day and g'nite.
CITYKID:
Like Daniel you do like to use your own behaviour and actions and transplant them onto others with the use of Hyperbole to re-enforce your weak arguments and to take attention away from yourselves and in doing so try to manipulate others to think your way by doing that (typical lower level “pack” behaviour, see nearest trailer park or council estate).
You claim CathyD is a Troll (like we don't know) yet you outpost her and others 10-1 with troll-like comments trying to get a bite. Daniel has become more and more the obsessive who is always trying to claim he is making Bai Ling do things by suggestion, or trying to tell her to do things, sending things to her and all the while do everything possible to remain in denial that he was deleted, not added to lists and so on, he is clearly a bloody obsessive verging on a “disorder!”
As an example of your hyperbole ( and Daniel’s) I don't recall "constantly giving shit" to "EVERYONE" on the blog as you try to make out (see pack behaviour) just a few like Daniel, You, Shenjingbing/rocket man who's posts are often stupid, moronic and often full of nonsensical rabble.
BTW you have yet to provide any evidence of your "bravey" that you tried to use earlier to bolster and troll with, with the excuse of having no camera or scanner and the pictures being 2800 miles away when challenged. You say you have been around so long you were on Darpa? What military or higher Echelon of what University was you with, or is that information 2800 miles away too? If you are so clever and so “networked” then how come you do not understand how I can pipe and push all this here onto mobile devices etc so that it takes little or not effort from me to be here wherever I am? I am not the one who has to sit glued to their computer to be here, if you were online since Darpa you should easily know exactly how I do it, do please tell? Also do you have the results (including name of software, all data used and results) of your “software analysis” of peoples comments (like anyone cares) or is that miles away too? I mean really that was fucking pathetic! So you will also say “Yes” in return to me like I did to you above? Oh how mature and imaginative of you, it proves me point.
In closing, stop talking crap and being hypocrites acting all pathetic and sadly obsessed those who are and I won’t give bollocks in return. I would much rather some interesting talk whether about Bai Ling, her work or whatever, don’t you think that would be a better thing than all this Sycophantic trolling crap a few post?
Why do they bother to post? Ask your selves what their motivations are?
It's kinda obvious isn't it? You keep putting the pins in front of them what the heck else are they supposed to do but bowl them back down? That's the game right.
Com'n CityKid, that whole crap about you having photo's but don't have a scanner, a digital camera (oh wait you do have a digital camera, but it's crap), and the stock is thousands of miles away. Ok, maybe it's true, but aren't you smart enough to know that the whole scenario is hilarious in it's stupidity? You should've just kept quiet (opps sorry I guess it's fingers off the keyboard). Then there are people like the Fly who are just sad sad individuals. I'm sure most of us have stumbled here out of some sort of facisination with Bai of one form or another, but the Fly is a loon plain and simple, before the fly there was the sorry sod Baiwaii or whatever his name was. Almost kicking and screaming for Bai to show up in Hawaii. It really was painful to watch, but like a traffic pile up it is sadly compelling at the same time. You can't help but fell sorry for these poor folk.
You ask why cathy D & Ian post, but you should really ask why you keep giving them epic reasons to write:
Cathy D wrote:
You are a fucking moron. You bore me. I don't like you and I bet you smell like feet and Limburger cheese. Self-righteous assholes showing up on a blog that clearly attracts fucking weirdos to call someone a troll is like walking into a circus and calling someone a clown.
Sorry but that is funny shit, and is emmensly more entertaining than anything you have written.
-Alan
WOODCHIP:
I bow to you and doth my cap Sir!
How nice it would be if this blog could get back to a decent and reasonable sense in general as it once was. I know I have been hammering on Fly recently but frankly he has helped to bring this blog down to a pitiful level with his syrupy obsessive rubbish,hypocrisy and fappulant ways. He is not a bad guy really as I have spoken for hours upon hours to him off blog, he just needs to get some perspective and balance on something that appears to have taken him over to an unhealthy degree.
Citykid has his/her moments of clarity but allows himself to become everything he claims others to be too easily and then takes the very form of everything that they proclaim to hate.
I have noticed with great attention those who have remained quite on this Blog and they were right to do so because they are the real fans here. I have allowed myself to become the article of hate to the obsessed and trollish and to "bring out the dead" as it were in hope of either out-whitting them, out thinking them or fail that bore the loving crap out of them so they go away!
MAYBE, now this blog can get back to some resemblance of what it used to be, fun?
Anyone up for discussing Bai Ling's work?
Hey Ling...it's a fucking gas innit!
BTW CathyD, nice work! You can back to calling me a fat photog now snowball ;-) I kinda miss it!
Bai Ling, now I get it!
Now I understand why you are here on the beach pointing to the Sun.
Just a few hours from now there will be one of the longest ever ( 6 minutes ) total Sun eclipses registered, and the best place to see it is in Shanghai.
Moon Princess Bai Ling, that is your Moon playing the game of
hide-and-go-seek with the Sun?
Did you tell your Moon: " go hide that Sun " ... did you?
Your very special way of saying hello to the people living in Shanghai?
Now that is magic.
A so-called sad FLY here laughing along with you Bai Ling...hi, hi, hi,hi..
***********SEEK HELP DANIEL*******
Tick Tock Tick Tock
....while Fly finds a way to come back with a jocular salutation of unfathomable whimsy, some invisible connection between him and his "Moon Princess" unseen to all but himself!
I have allowed myself to become the article of hate to the obsessed and trollish and to "bring out the dead" as it were in hope of either out-whitting them, out thinking them or fail that bore the loving crap out of them so they go away!
That was my thought, and why I posted. CityKid asked a question, and I thought it deserved a response from someone who's been here for years. Like you say, "back when it was... ...fun". Good luck in your quest. In the mean time, I'll sit back and anxiously await more on Bai Ling's Nipple.
-Alan
No probs "Chip" thanks for the injection of sense into this otherwise meandering pile of cock cheese and fap yoghurt! (cathy will love that one)
Unlike sad boy and many here I have actually worked with this ol twisted noodle and know her in person (even went into her bedroom and held her hand to help her down like a lady...fuck Fly I bet that kills ya) hence why I speak to her like a human being instead of polishing her ass with fappulent bullshit.
She is great I have always said that but she has slipped a few pegs on the ladder of late, I know she can do it again, she ain't gotta do cereal packet shit all the time, she will do something, sometime that will change peoples opinions of her..but in the meantime she seems hell bent on being a dumb shit so I will give her "stick" but only because I think she really, actually can be the real deal.
There is no bugger here who thinks more of this 'ol chink than me, I went out of my way at Cannes and wasted a lot of money because I really believe in her abilities but she keeps selling herself short.
Oh please someone out there in Hollyweird give her another Red Corner, another Anna and the King, Another Crow or something! Do not let her die here amongst an orgy of sperm donors and DVD's!
This is the one Chinese actress who really DOES have the talent to do a role that dispels all the Hollywood stereotypes and myths of Asian actresses, for some reason she plays up to them more than anyone else does? WHY?
Someone said:
" I went out of my way at Cannes and wasted a lot of money .."
Now that phrase explains a lot.
Pushing the moral blackmail there?
The " you owe it to me stuff " ?
Bai Ling owes nothing to nobody.
Bai Ling made herself all by herself.
Bai Ling needs nobody, especially not any of us.
Gosh I thought I was the funny guy here, but that phrase takes the cake...all the cakes. LOL
I back off and tilt my cap to that pun line.
CityKid said...
OBTW Wheeler - I love California girls, I even married one!
I'm still comparison shopping. But every time I show up they seem to be all out...
赤裸一百不是待售
...."Said the self appointed spokesperson for Bai Ling!
No Daniel, she don't owe me shit. I did it because I like her and for fun. YOU however have to poke at me (turning things around in a sad obsessive way) because you are a jealous little child of diminished mental capacity.
Ling don't owe me shit
I don't ask for shit from her
I certainly don't pathetically kiss her ass like you do you sad little person.
She need give no more than be the best of herself as an Actress and that's all I wanna see from her, I think she is worth spending a few quid on for that at Cannes.
That's the difference between an obsessed child like you and someone who appreciates an artists and knows how to have some fun and a wind up! You have been well exposed fap boy now go play with your fucking marbles!!
Isn't it funny how those others on here who call you a sad obsessed twat get nothing from you, only me...yes Daniel her hand was so nice to touch, so delicate in my big angry palm, she posed for me in a voluptuous manner for ages, all alone with her on a super yacht cocktails, cameras the Med...ooohhhh
Can't wait to hear you fucking hung yourself..though I doubt it would make any news.
COCK JOCKEY!
BTW: You are doing SUCH a good job of having nothing to do with me aren't you Daniel:-)
But then it is so easy to reel in the little wet fish!
BRING OUT YA DEAD!, CUNT'S AND ALL!
ROTFLMAO!
maybe it is my car, i wonder if I can get a good used, older, ahem (previously owned) Bentley for $7000.
I ride my bicycle past your window last night
Who sang that? Some gal with a squeeky raspy voice in the '60s or '70s
歌曲唱歌的藍色，每個庭院生長一，好久，赤裸女歌手一百唱歌
Neil Diamond?
smiles, Miss Bai!!
Oi Wheeler, at least you have a reason and freely admit your an old Asian babe loving Photog like me.(or in your case anything with breasts)
We don't need excuses. do we :-)
Bai Ling said:
"Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else A smile to you.
Tell that to Daniel for fucks sake!
Me I am first rate...first rate lovely old bastard :-)
"..wasted a lot of money .."
- wasted -
hi, hi, hi, hi..lol
( bonjour finesse, elegance.. hi, hi, hi, hi... )
it is easy for me. I do not know anyone like me. so I can practice on me best.
I should exersize my skill, huh
邁克爾在赤裸一百希望行使
bonjour fitness elegance
邁克爾鍛煉赤裸一百一起
babel got that one pretty good today!!
Yeah wasted, on the fucking Irish journo who I arranged an interview with for Bai Ling, I got stiffed on the pics as I also turned down Samuel L Jackson and 50 cent shoot to do it and missed DeCaprio by a few seconds. Don't regret a penny of it though, great time with Ling I had, got to do the interview and Docu with her at the same time too worth every cent and I would gladly lose it again!....
.....What was you doing at the time Fly, sat in your shitty little office wanking off over your mobile phone pics of Ling then coming home to Mummy on your Tiscali 56k connection
You loser!!
LOL
NEXT!
Still doing a good job of ignoring me and pretending you have nothing to do with me aren't you, you cannot control yourself can you, can't resists that last word, that last desperate attempt at regaining some ground with the nothing you have....
WHAT A CLOWN!
Reeling them in...reeling them in..yo ho me Harties...drink up!
hey Bai.those photos of your's are smoking hot!you should definetly pose for Playboy Magazine again.
Someone rescue me please!!!!!
I got sad boy Daniel in one ear wanking off his panty bubbles and Wheeler in the other on yahoo msngr telling me about asking Ling to shave her PUSSY!
What the fuck has come of this blog?
微笑仍然是微笑，當一百放下时，沒有混淆邁克爾的髭
Smiles, Miss Bai!!
(now she knows)
BEHAVE YOURSELF WHEELER!
Cool... it looks like I'm the only one here who is not trying to make a buck off Bai Ling.
Be it photowise or other.
Nor am I telling her what she should do to upgrade her movie performances, her image, her life etc.etc.
That is why I like her so much.
Bai Ling is her independent self.
Bai Ling reminds me a lot of that Japanese girl I failed to hook up with because she married that very rich dude who lives in Beverrly Hills. I mentioned that before.
Well, life rolls on in its funny ways...
I ride my bicycle past your window last night
Who sang that? Some gal with a squeeky raspy voice in the '60s or '70s
Melanie. "Brand New Key".
Fry Ling has gone to China to view the solar eclipse and take pics of herself throwing the peace sign spread=eagled in front of it.
Then, if she hasn't been blinded, she will come back and sell the image to Landmark to use for the 2010 Cult Vixens fundraiser calendar.
CityKid yer a cunt.
Oh Daniel you are so desperate aren't you? THINK before you blurb little boy.
Of course I was trying to make a buck off her, as she was me and every other member of media...that was our JOBS! It is all about media and Movies dick splash.
Difference is with me is I have met and shot just about every bugger in the A-list and still stick with Ling because she was nuts and a bit different and I always loved that about her and she makes this old bastard stand to attention because she is hot and fucking real despite any weaknesses she may have
I have no problem admitting that she makes me get "moist" not just because of her body but because of her fucking arrogant and hard assed chinky nature, she is a fighter like me and she takes shit and gives it well, a genuine nutter in a Town of fake nutters, differnece is she has real talent and not just blonde plastic tit type so she is always fighting a loosing battle!
YOU PRETEND to be a fan but why is it that despite my EVERY effort to bring this blog to some sensible level of conversation in inviting anyone to talk about her films etc on several occasions you have never yet once done so! Of course I want her to upgrade her performance, I know what she is really worth and capable of, do you?
WHy? because you are more concerned with your own slimy ego and trying to make a position for yourself as an imaginary partner of BAI lING.,
GET OVER IT, YOUR A LOSER!
BAI LING -- a small question --
.... how many photographers you've met across these recent years?
Do you count them by the hundreds or by the thousands?
STILL DOING A GOOD JOB OF IGNORING ME AND HAVING NOTHING TO DO WITH ME, AREN'T YOU ...WOP!
LOL!!
Bai Ling, small question:
How many pathetic little cock jockeys do you think have wanked off to your sexy pics over the years like pathetic fap boy daniel?
The photogs were just doing their job like you...
Daniel you said you was never coming back to the blog after she deleted your ass, you said all kinds of shit and you look so fucking pathetic.
YOU said you was ignoring me and would having nothing to do with me
MAGNIFICENT FAIL!!
Reeling them in...bring out ya dead!!
Yes Bai Ling, your Twitter message is so true:
" Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else A smile to you "
Nothing like a FLY who has always used one and only one identity here, unlike others, because I want to be seen as my true self and not confused with others.
Just is case you missed my question Bai Ling, allow me to repeat myself once again -
BAI LING -- a small question --
.... how many photographers you've met across these recent years?
Do you count them by the hundreds or by the thousands?
Good night to you all and a pleasant day to those across the Atlantic and elsewhere.
( hi, hi, hi, hi... )
There's no confusing you with others, dude. Trust me on that one.
I'm starting to think you have a metal plate in your head.
HA HA HA HA!
Is that all you got MEATBALL BOY?
STFU and put your suicide video on youtube so we can have a fucking laugh!
You ain't got SHIT!
P.S still doing a good job of ignoring me aren't you!
REELING THEM IN BRING OUT YA DEAD WOPS!
GO TO BED DANIEL...MUMMY IS CALLING YOU!
I still want this Blog to be called "Viva Le Fap" I think that is SOOOOO cool!
that first pic is great
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hey Bai Ling
Did Daniel SPY-FLY read this right?
FOX News:
"Budding Romance: Lionel Richie & Bai Ling??!
It seems as far as far can be from the perfect match, but hey opposites do attract -- so could it be that crazy actress Bai Ling and music legend Lionel Richie have something going on?
The unlikely duo was spotted on what appeared to be a romantic date last Thursday at Whist at Viceroy Santa Monica. According to an eye witness, Ling and Richie kept a low-profile and laughed and flirted throughout their meal."
Breaking news---- ???
That could explain a lot about your recent posts about the beauty of music...
Happy to know that you are in good company Bai Ling with that guy.
I'll be looking forward to hearing your comments - have a pleasant day.
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Lionel Richie? bit old for her and he likes his old cars he still has kept every one he bought since the commodores, I think not her type? but a really nice guy..shame is Daughter is a bit ...well Paris Hilton.
Saying that I would be happier to see her with him than most of the other no hopes she associates with.
BETS ARE ON!
Anyone giving odds?
Hey ling launching a singing career? contacts through Ms Warwicks boy?
hmm? Oh well if there is any truth to it...good luck!
hmmm what do the comments say here?
http://tinyurl.com/lnmnt3
Anyone up for a BAI lING QUIZ?...any REAL fans here, other than fappers?
"Fan" might be pushing it, since I haven't seen any of her movies.
I shall let your shallow cuntish self lead the way as I slumber..
...be careful not to hurt the children with you exuberance while you are tasked as the deviant fiddler of verb and prose!
CathyD you have not? may I place your face towards the epic German art form of "Metropolis" in the 1920's if you watch closely you will see a black and white Asian prostitute in scene 2, she is the one with a sign saying "boom boom mucky mucky 5 dollar for s soundtrack"
Times were hard in those days and things were a changing!
Rocket man when will you just get down and suck my cock and admit you wear a shiny grey suit? Like all stalker deviants?
Rocketman , leave those kids alone!
Can you even speak proper English you illiterate or do you have to speak on behalf of Daniel all the time?
Rocket man /Shenjingbing(crazy) we all know you are the same cock gobbling person and you are Gary Glitters best friend now fuckoff!
Yep, Bai and Lionel were spotted out together.
http://tinyurl.com/theoddestcouple
ACE, what are you today...yesterdays news?
DUDE!
Obviously Lionel and Fry were brought together by their shared grief about Michael Jackson, and because Fry is hoping to play Michael in the biopic Lionel is pitching.
Ian, yes! I'm OLD! Rememebr?
Shenjingbongbang
Why don't you sod off you weak arsed prick and don't use me as an excuse for inventing anything you wannabe troll.
With my blessing, please get Cancer! 'cos you are THAT fucking useful to mankind. Nobody will give a shit if you choked to death right now...nobody, no Youtube no BBC..nothing! Your somebody who will be found alone in a skanky apartment on a Cum stained mattress after a few months and nobody will care, no youtube for you, no BBC nothing at all.
While your there, put on your shiny grey suit on!!!
ACE:
May we grow old gracefully together"
Fuck that right!
:-)
Anyway, I'm going to bed to dream of Lionel and Bai Lings babies...don't tell me they won't come from Uranus!!:
Ladies and Gentleman........
.....You all Cunts!
I doubt that Bai is anything to Lionel except a brief musical interlude between pieces...
Rocket man,you make less sense than Wheeler, your not funny, your not a troll you are actually the most non existent twat who's comments are so stupid they don't exist.
You offer no challenge or anything to anyone who exists here, you are meaningless..please let us hear you last breath as you die slowly...like someone farted.
ACE:
...are people here THAT fucking stupid? We all know Fly pulls one off the wrist thinking he has a scoop to post here and IMPRESS Bai Ling but really are ya'll as dumb as him?
There is fuck all to this dog of a story!
I am thinking nothing about you...you have nothing to offer in challenge ...ergo you do not exist here and will be ignored as a piece of fart dust.
Rocketman/ Shenjingbing is a waste of time, goodbye. come back when you can speak English and have a brain and something to offer fuckdust
BTW before I retire to my Earth laden Coffin and as a matter of note...
I think Cathy D really stated this blog for what it is.
A collection of obsessed weirdo's and wankers, cock pullers and sad boys...because despite requests not ONE fucker amongst all of you has come forward to speak properly about Lings work, her talent, or anything remotely sensible.
you call yourselves fan's ?
IAN said >"ACE:
...are people here THAT fucking stupid?"
Ian, do you REALLY want me to answer that one honestly and hurt everyone's feelings???
ACE:
LOL
What and beat me to it?
Now lets all get drunk and play Ping Pong!
Lionel Richie has a bad track record with women. Not to mention he's like 5 years older than Bai.
woodchip said...
Why do they bother to post? Ask your selves what their motivations are?
It's kinda obvious isn't it? You keep putting the pins in front of them what the heck else are they supposed to do but bowl them back down? That's the game right.
You're probably right WC - but then if it's not me it's somebody else, lately Ian doesn't have anything nice to say about anybody - not even Bai Ling. I guess it's kind of fun watching Ian turn purple. :) No doubt he may just implode one day.
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B & B = Blue and Beautiful
B & B - Bai
And look at that little mischievous smile she has!
Yeah alright Rocket man, I was over acting and being all melodramatic for effect, dark wunnit?
......but ya still a twat!
Hello? Daniel changed his picture? No more Fly, have you got out of your training pants? Somehow I doubt a change of picture will make much difference....but we can all hope !
:-)
CITYKID, still a thick idiot eh? still trying to make out I have a go at everyone? You really are fucking useless, I am only having a pop at a few wankers here, how many times have others got to tell you to STFU as well as me?
TROLL!
Blogger Ian said...
CITYKID, still a thick idiot eh? still trying to make out I have a go at everyone? You really are fucking useless, I am only having a pop at a few wankers here, how many times have others got to tell you to STFU as well as me?
TROLL!
Yeah Ian - and you're a loud mouthed blockhead. I'd "make nice" with you in a minute, but you're too busy spewing hate and venom. You'd do yourself a favor to look at some of the comment sections you posted to a year or so ago and take a lesson from them. Nuff said.
Make nice? bollocks, you have had the opportunity to do that already I have given you it but you cannot keep your mouth shut for more than 5 minutes. You have been called out by more than me now as a twat and a Troll so YOU get the message!
Ian said...
Make nice? bollocks, you have had the opportunity to do that already I have given you it but you cannot keep your mouth shut for more than 5 minutes. You have been called out by more than me now as a twat and a Troll so YOU get the message!
Ian, get a life. One other person (Cathy D. don't count) agreed with you. I'm so glad to know that on Bai Ling's blog - YOU have given me a chance. Dude - you are a sick MF. G'nite. Oh and YES!
Which reminds me how is the software analysis going on comments you fucking loser! What a sad asshole to come out with shit like that
LOL!
BTW CITYKID who else posted in this thread lets have a look?
ACE: Not had a go at him
Wheeler: Not had a go at him
Woodchip: Not had a go at him
Cathyd: not had a go at it:-)
57358: Not had a go at him
I see a common thread here, oh look I am only have a go at a few twats!
GET IT!
Ian you're delusional. Once upon a time I really did enjoy chatting with you. But you've become a sour old man - not sure why. Now I must go to sleep - I have to work tomorrow.
Ian said...
BTW CITYKID who else posted in this thread lets have a look?
ACE: Not had a go at him
Wheeler: Not had a go at him
Woodchip: Not had a go at him
Cathyd: not had a go at it:-)
57358: Not had a go at him
I see a common thread here, oh look I am only have a go at a few twats!
GET IT!
Yes of course CITYKID because you have been made to look a who exaggerates everything and uses Hyperbole for his weak assed game.
Now pissoff to bed lamer.
Ian, I really can't keep up. I'll reply to your post(s) later. Sleepers for me.
Ian said...
Yes of course CITYKID because you have been made to look a who exaggerates everything and uses Hyperbole for his weak assed game.
Now pissoff to bed lamer.
July 22, 2009 2:40 AM
The gene generation is crap !
A poor attempt to make a cult movie.
Of course you will CITYKID, 'cos your a dickhead who can't STFU!
Gyna, I thought Gene Generation despite it's somewhat low budget effects was actually quite a watch-able little film, sure it was cheap, but fun. Ling did look damm hot in it :-)
It won't win any awards that's for sure but a late night cult type slot will no doubt be found for it?
I disagree Ian,
Michelle (Bai Ling) never convinced me as the smooth assassin she was supposed to be.
She looked rather helpless instead.
And that running shot on those platforms really belong with the deleted scenes.
That is really an appalling site .
Another film like that and Bai Ling will be flipping burgers soon.
Yeah I know it had some crap scenes but It is clearly a low budget film and I have seen worse. I am not saying it was great by any stretch but watchable for some fun...mostly for Bai Ling in Leather panties admittedly :)
I am waiting to see Gauntlet, it has a similar Bai Ling in Leather get up/Action thing going on, never found it anywhere though?
Bai Ling, you had asked how to upload photos on Twitter.
Let me try to help you.
If I can do it, then you surely can do it - no doubt on that.
1) On Google type in: http://twitpic.com/
and then press search.
2) That takes you to:
Twitpic - Share photos on Twitter
3)Click on "login" beneath it.
4) Write your "realbailing" in the Twitter username box.
5) under that write in your secret password, and then press "login"
6)Then press the "upload photo" and chose a photo from your computer. Press on it to upload.
7) Then write a short message and then press "upload".
A message will say the photo has been uploaded. Press "view photo" to see it.
There you go Bai Ling-
Here is my photo album:
http://twitpic.com/b7gs9
I've placed your Baywatch red bikini beach photo there too.
Sand castles.... lots of sand castles on that beach.
Fly she already twitted saying she was not going to bother with twitpic on 19th July!
The SAND CASTLE from which Bai Ling was freed.
Me and my marbles, my lost marbles...
Sad, just so so Sad!
LOL!
Bai Ling running wild on the beach after having been freed from...
...from the SAND CASTLE
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=ABZD5ET9
Hey reporter asking if he can ride Bai Ling's bike at 02:12
Is that what they are calling it now?
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freed by this hero, her knight in shining black armour ( of course black, being a Fly ) DANIEL FLY
- also know as Sir Mouche de la Mouche, Baron of Turdland.
What a Dick!
Why don't you turn your caps lock off? You terrible English I can forgive but there is no need to shout you know!
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Bai Ling, did you write
" Hello Fly " there is the sand at your feet?
Did you? No, maybe not... just my imagination playing tricks on me.
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Yes, as you say on Twitter, be the best of you.
Unfortunately due to some cases of a few restaurants in Rome which have cheated and gipped off some Japanese tourists a couple of weeks ago, and these events having been splashed on all the newspapers in Japan, Italy has lost a million Japanese tourists.
In this period of the year, Italy usually has over 2 million Japanese tourists, but as of today there is only one million - the rest going to France and Germany.
Can you imagine what that has costed Italy, not having an extra million Japanese tourists here because of some crooks in Rome?
We are paying dearly because some crooks in Rome restaurants have not been the best of Italians.
They lost a million jap tourists because some obsessed little Italian perv keeps chasing their women!
LOL!
The gossip tabloids are going wild with the rumors of Lionel Richie & Bai Ling- ??
Now what would they say if I invited Bai Ling out for lunch at :
El Pollo Loco
Marina Del Rey
12860 W Washington Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90066
-and they saw us there together?
Would they say that Bai Ling was doing a chicken dance with a Fly?
"Now what would they say if I invited Bai Ling out for lunch at :
El Pollo Loco"
probably "call the Police"!
El Pollo Loco?
Aim for the stars, young man.
Aim for the stars?
Stars? -plural?
You mean to say there are more than one star in the sky?
Strange... I can see only one star up there, the Bai Ling Hollywood Star.
(..too much butt-kissing there maybe? )
Thanks for the tip Ace. Now if I can just find the money this one would be next on my list(after the Fender Bass). Got me thinking, do they have free on-line lessons with purchase(for nephew)?
http://www2.gibson.com/getdoc/37e54dc7-a23c-44bc-a5bc-c850c19a74dd/SGCTABCH1-Finish-Shot-jpg.aspx
Cathy this was funny, I think you got a giggle from both
"Lionel Richie has a bad track record with women. Not to mention he's like 5 years older than Bai."
? don't know that, the grill.
But maybe, just maybe, digging deep down into my meager wallet... I could go on a splurge binge and invite Bai Ling to the Marina del Rey "Shanghai Red's" restaurant.
This to celebrate her lovely movie Shanghai Baby.
I did not get comicon tickets
however, I know of some people that will go there, so that will have to be good enough.
I will be the best I can be on another day
邁克爾明天將看齊一百，今天是晚赤裸
so I have plain yogurt since I am very hungry and that is the only way you can eat plain yogurt, and wash it down with green tea. But that is not good enough, so I will try to be better, so I make two cheese quesadillas and that is better but I can be the bet I can be today? so I make egg with cheese quesadillas and that is pretty good, but I will stop for today and try again tomorrow for if I try to be the best today, I will get fat.
赤裸一百的赤裸炸玉米粉圓餅
ok, so I said tosada cuz babel don't know quesadillas
Cathy D. said...
I ride my bicycle past your window last night
Melanie. "Brand New Key".
I had guessed Janis Joplin but could not find it by her on google, but yes, I remember now.
Ian said...
Rocket man,you make less sense than Wheeler,
Ian acknowledges that I make sense.
Ian said...
"Now what would they say if I invited Bai Ling out for lunch at :
El Pollo Loco"
Ian, I am ashamed of you, I would have expected a string of expletives.
If I wanted to Cheap-Date Bai, I would pick icecream with chocolate sauce some where on a boardwalk, not a fastfood place.
Wheeler Daniel said that rubbish not me! I wouldn't take her anywhere except the funny farm!
...and no I acknowledge no such sense form you...ever! :-)
Did Bai Ling do the Loyalty Dance when she was younger? Does she dance for Chairman Mao now or does she dance for herself? Does she even remember?
http://tinyurl.com/dancing-4-mao
e_add, check out the Epiphone Thunderbird pro bass - puts the Fender to shame (not sure which Fender you meant, but I'm assuming a P or J?) For the price of a made in USA Jazz bass you can have an Epi T-bird pro and an Epi SG.
http://www.epiphone.com/default.asp?ProductID=305&CollectionID=12
http://www.epiphone.com/default.asp?ProductID=24&CollectionID=16
Just rented the movie Watchmen 2009. AWESOME flick! This is the kind of stuff Bai Ling should be doing IMO instead of Crank 2. I can see Watchmen being a classic. Unfortunately I can't say the same for Crank 2...
Rocket, you've been in the icy North a bit too long. All those freezing, lonely nights are starting to affect your brain....
That picture on the diving board is especially outstanding.
She is at no doubt concert and sends a twitter with all of these things: "!!!!" except more of them so she is happy
I mention to her I like one of their songs so she should listen to that one real good and dance!!!
I wonder if I should have told her which song...
I had to put that in for Ian!!
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