My beautiful new life Bai Ling 我好莱坞的美好生活
---白靈♥

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Romancy on the otherside of the screen....... 银幕另一边的秘密

All things and creatures excite me when they are intimate private and
almost hiding behide the soft orange lights with a fantasy and allure
story a secret mystery that lead you to a dream of unknown and beyound
life can see and reach.........


I am showing you another world another me almost not me but the dream
of me my fantasy those little spirits that bring you to her secret
room on the soft floor only lights can see and dance and touch and you
have to just sit there quietly and, and breath........


Romance on the other-side of the screen, so far away but dangerously
close, close to the essence of all.........


The naked seduction.......
The naked truth.......
The naked dream.......
The naked fantasy........
the naked
naked eyes the beauty
naked..........

裸体的

102 comments:

IAN said...

Ling said , "I am showing you another world another me almost not me but the dream of me my fantasy those little spirits that bring you to her secret!"

Yeah that Multiple personality disorder can be a bitch!

LOL!

Only kidding.

Joe said...

Whoaaaaaa!! Bling dyed your hair to look like a bleach blond from So. Cal. or a local girl experimenting with new hairdo on Maui :) :) :)

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Chason said...

Life is random
Love is risk

BLtwistlock said...

oh my sexy sweet Princess what are you doing? You wake me up with such sexy combination of your words and pics ........
But I have to catch my flight ........

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BLtwistlock said...

my sexy well beloved Princess before I'm jumping into the plane:
You make me very uncoordinated - as I was hidden like from a lightning - I forgot my breakfast and to shave.
I have a very special feeling - like a fully with 190000 cubic meters of explosive hydrogen pumped up airship (LZ129 Hindenburg)
or better like a fully pumped up with little black pearls sturgeon
or better like a teenager before his first love
or, or, or ........ one little push or little spark or ........ is sufficient to ........
Always thinking on you ........
I really have no idea how shall I match the bizmeeting with only having my thoughts at you?
Hot kisses and sexy dreams (from the romance of the moon and the star in the midnight blue night )!

alan said...

You + lens = magic!

I heard someone say that all he had to do was focus and shoot and let you "be"...he is not only very right, but awfully lucky!

alan

WEALLHOPE? said...

blogger BLTWISTLOCK often mentions having to catch a flight and now he has even mentioned the Hindenburg. see my photo.
No, please buddy, you got to miss that flight! We don't want to see you go up in a flash.

WEALLHOPE? said...

Bai Ling has not smacked me for having questioned her about whether or not she also dyed orange/blonde other furry parts of her body.
Ok, that means I can make a full comeback and show myself here in full size without having to stay out of reach from her fly swatter.
She posts 10/ten massive photos of her new orange/blonde hair style, meaning we just have to get used to it. That is a message she is sending us.
(... maybe my yellow background has inspired her? Sounds good for my Fly's huge ego )

Ed said...

Hey Bai ,I’m confused here,
I’m almost finished with my
Mini Bai Ling (figure or doll) but now,
I don’t know anymore what kind
of hair I should slap on your head ?

Ed said...

Oh well ,it’s only a hair colour
it could be worse ,
What if you had decided to have a boob job.
It would take a lot more resin to sculp those.:-)

WEALLHOPE? said...

Peek-a-boo !
Guess who is behind you ?

WEALLHOPE? said...

ED/Europe - what?
How did you do that?
You are stealing my role as funny one here.
You deserve a stading ovation for having altered that photo.

Clap, clap, clap, clap !!

C said...

A blonde Bai Ling! Looking good baby!

e_add2008 said...

Good Wednesday morning Ms. Bai Ling,

My wife changed her hair once and I said,"It's like being married to a different girl." Her response was not good to put it politely. Oh yes those reassurance years :).

PuraVida said...

hang it up dude.

Don D Basina said...

Seduction Siren

wheeler92196 said...

美國
赤裸

溜滑

光滑

wheeler92196 said...

BLtwistlock said...

Blist Lock has 19,000 cubic liters of gas

don't light a match

I did not know you gets gas from Bratwurst and bun.

wheeler92196 said...

Ed said...

What if you had decided to have a boob job.

Oh! I did not scroll all the way over on the bottom photo when I click so it is big photo... oops...

Those are Knees! Bai has hand on knee.

I thought they were really big Boob Job Boobs!!! But they are the regular Bai boobs that we have come to know and love same as always and they are hiding behind knees.

Just above the carpet. I can not tell if the floor has the carpet.

WEALLHOPE? said...

Yeah, that feels better.
Got my green sunglasses on.
Now I can look at Bai Ling's new orange/blonde hairstyle without straining my eyesight too much by staring at that bright flashy new look of hers.

WEALLHOPE? said...

Bai Ling, you said : you are romancing on the other side of the screen.
Romancing without a smile?...strange
How can I help to cheer you up a little bit and make you smile?

BLtwistlock said...

my sexy magic Princess I sent to you some special good night sweets: body paint bittersweet fine dark chocolades!
First we could paint eachother artistically and decorate with fresh red strawberries on your body, a purple grape in your bellybutton, yellow mango slices on your breast, a white litchi on your lips ........ afterwards we could ........ open fire ........ hot
Don't stop ........ just keep going on ....... I'm yours ........
so come on deliver ........

Ace said...

"the soft orange lights"
I guess that explains the orange dress at the Oscars, eh?

I predict Bai LIng's next hair color will be red!

wheeler92196 said...

this stuff is all around, this yellow blond stuff

wheeler92196 said...

oops! I forgot to cut the hair...

brb

ok. that is better

wheeler92196 said...

WEALLHOPE? said...

did not want to strain your eyes there with a nip slips,,, those are the Domain of Bai!!!

wheeler92196 said...

Fly apparently does not want to lok at kitty anymore and see if the kitty get super short haircut. so this is a happy medium

Blake Scott said...

i really like your hair cut!

WEALLHOPE? said...

WHEELER is trying to dazzle us with that photo of his Blackbarbie model with blonde hair.
Lucky me I've got my sunglasses on.
He is far out, as far out as the next closest star from us.
By the way Bai Ling , just to give you an idea of how far the closest star is from us, let me give you an example easy for us to imagine.
If our sun where a basket ball in New York City, the earth would be the size of a pea rotating around it. The closest star would be another basket ball out in Hawaii.
(... spaced-out Fly here tonight)

fvck3r said...

Great new photo postings and layout of ur blog...Hope all is well in ur world--Cheers!
http://fvck3r.blogspot.com/

Ace said...

Bai Ling's new hairdo is a tribute to Quiji, since it matches her fur color. ;)

wheeler92196 said...

So you can get to the trolley station at The Sea of Tranquility in a fraction of a second if you are using The Hyper Drive that is...

The Magic and The Imagination of Bai...

Makes sense when The Fly puts it in terms like that.

wheeler92196 said...

The Sea of Tranquility on the moon.

There are other when you google but this is the one Bai means when I speak of The Sea of Tranquility

http://www.douglaspage.com/images/IslandImages/SeaOfTranquility-5X7-LG-WEB.jpg

Not to put words in her mouth, but she is The Enchatress

wheeler92196 said...

I will head The Words of The Fly

I took snap shot of some gal.
I tried to make her look like a kid.

She has the same hair like Bai except different. She too, has imdb...

wheeler92196 said...

maybe she can produce next movie by Bai? I think she is in Marina Del Rey same Bai.

cute kid, huh?

Greg said...

I'm back in Alaska and reading blogs again.

Nakedness - an interesting subject. "White" Western culture has separated the mind and the body for many centuries. Christian religion has been the leader in dividing us into the two spheres. A sad state of affairs. Bai is on to something, but I think few will catch on. But the division of mind and body has been a useful tool for the 20th and now 21st Century technocrats. Hint: the divide is a useful tool for selling things. Our bodies and our minds, as one, are one of the few free pleasures that we have to offer to ourselves and the ones we love.

WEALLHOPE? said...

Bai Ling with blonde hair?
The world has turned upside down.
Have you ever seen a Fly fly upside down?
Ohh I'm so cute, so distinguished and chic wearing my green sunglasses.

WEALLHOPE? said...

I feel that I need to go to a fancy restaurant.
Bai Ling, how about taking another photo of that trash can, dumpster bin, behind your home?
The one where you caught that squirrel posing for your camera.
Maybe this time you might want to make me drool and take a photo of what is INSIDE it?
Anyone out there would care to join me?

Greg said...

WEALLHOPE? said...

Bai Ling with blonde hair?


Really, does it matter? Bai Ling will still be Bai Ling no matter what color her hair is. Personally, I thought she looked really sexy when she shaved her hair off. She was every inch a woman without it.

PS - I'll skip the dumpster patrol.

e_add2008 said...

Good Thursday morning Ms. Bai Ling,

Checking out your eye movement here and my memory thinks,"recently familiar" to me. I can see how a conversion would go between us :).

wheeler92196 said...

The Naked Naked is a pretty good concept. But I can not see so good since the sun shines in the window already so bright and early.

So I can not see The Eyes of Bai and how they move so fast.

Does The Hair Dresser really know for sure? They say a that about ALL the blonde hair. I know they know in The Day Spa, it is part of the itiniary that they offer on the menu. You can have body wrap with leaves of green the or banana and also get The Haircut from Brazil.

You know? In the bad light of the morning sun, the eyes play tricks and the knees of Bai look like boobs again.

Naked Knees
The Fly says I should not use North American words, but a pun is a pun so I apologize in advance for saying about how she clasps the knees like that, she is the dragon in the water, she is (drum roll part goes here)

The Lock Knees Monster of the sauna. Yes, she does this swimmingly fine.

I can hear Ian go: "Huh?"

wheeler92196 said...

OK, I post blog with long hair. Consult my Blog for details.

I would like to play with Bai Ling Hair.

I have gossip for The Fly The little black model person fell in love on the east coast. She is near a cantaloupe-sized object about half the distance from 100 miles south of the likely location of Bai (me) and Italy. She might stay there too.

So I change blog photo for one who is also likely to be located somewhere same as Bai. Don't know where.

charles said...

Thank you Bai-Ling for showing us another world. These photos are great. Thank you so much for sharing.

WEALLHOPE? said...

Yeah that's me!. I've managed to chase away that blogger TINA gal who was showing off her goodies.
Now WHEELER says his Blackbarbie model has has left his San Diego area going off to the East Cost.
THERE IS ONLY ONE FEMALE MODEL, AND THAT MODEL IS BAI LING. right!

Maybe they went away because I stink? - Maybe I should refrain from landing on too many turds everyday?

"MOUCHE" (Fly in French)
the new fragrance by Yves Saint Laurent...

Ace said...

Daniel, funny, but that is the same fragrance emanating from our politicians...

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Ace said...

Bai Ling, we are all naked under our clothes...
(It's just that most of don't look as good naked as you do.)

BLtwistlock said...

my hot beloved Princess I can't sleep because of you!
Please, give to me some of the artists chocolade/fruit sweets from your soft white skin ........
Love and tender kisses from your taking care of you at the midnight blue nightsky BS

SOUTH said...

so does bai ling ever actually comment on anything people post here? can someone answer that for me? just wondering! ;)

wheeler92196 said...

SOUTH said...

Yes but it is in rhymes and riddles

One can not always tell. Fly keeps thinking she talks to him and she probably does but she has ways to speak.

If you can dream,it helps, or so I have been told. Bai said that to me in a dream.

wheeler92196 said...

He, The Clown Fly always see what he wants to see. He does not want to see the one in my avatar so he does not see her.

But you know, if she was on your arm and so that is how you get in to the party, then maybe you see Bai that way and she answer in person.

The gal in the avatar is around Marina Del Rey and also has been seen at parties in Newport Beach.

Bai is up there and I have not tried it because I am located 100 miles south of the likely location of Bai...

On most days...

Maybe.. Maybe..
可能。 可能。 赤裸可能

SOUTH said...

well if thats the case bai i would like to paint a picture of u! ive got the picture all picker out and u look amazing in it. if its cool please let me know. and even though i love ur writing if there is any way u could answer that outside the poem so i dont have to guess please do :) thanks for the advise there wheeler! wish me luck to get a yes answer to my question. thanks again

wheeler92196 said...

See? Over in her sino blog she mentiosn this:

另一个我和着
另一个你

It was a answer to me!!!

I use babel to translate. just google yahoo babel and translate chinese trad to and from english

wheeler92196 said...

And she say this to me too!!!

给你
我的浪漫

So it is worth to make up a sino blog to, you cansee me there in teh comments.

http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/blog_4e4d9c1f0100dyri.html#cmt_1078158

Ian comment there one time somewhere too.

And there are lots more pictures there too.

SOUTH said...

wow ok. is it cool with you if i ask her my question in chinese? i dont want to take ur idea. but i would like her answer. now i just need to figure out how to do it. is it cool?

wheeler92196 said...

today on mine it says
* 参与活动拿大奖约会美女帅哥你最型!

and babel says
* participates in the activity taking the big prize appointment beautiful woman handsome fellow you!

I think maybe it is spam. I am not sure.

wheeler92196 said...

I have the link to babel on my page.

You need not ask me...

Ask Bai if it ok to ask Bai

like so
百靈? 我問您問題?

SOUTH said...

你好美麗的錯過石楠。 我會愿意繪画的您。 我是否有如此做您的祝福? im不肯定怎麼要求您和得到一個適當的答復。 谢谢美丽。

dont know if that will work but ive got nothing to lose. thanks for ur help wheeler.

SOUTH said...

希望問題不是不協調美麗的

wheeler92196 said...

I think it has a chance of working.

The Fly always asks her to give him something and she always says that the best gift you can get is to give of yourself.

And so you ask permission to draw her likeness. Create a work of art where there was only blank drawing space before. You give of yourself.

我認為百靈將喜歡那。
I think that Bai will like that.

BLtwistlock said...

my sweet body paint chocolade Princess after my sleepness night caused by you let's do the following experiment:
I separate my spirit from my body and my body go to sleep now and perhaps later on to work or not at all.
My spirit travels by sonic velocity to you and will exactly arrive when you are asleep.
Then our two spirits meet eachother and I indulge you with the magic black feather and paint the different tasts of chocolade from jasmin over marc de champagne to hot chili for certain hot spots ........ my tongue and lips will burn ........

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BLtwistlock said...

my sweet choco Princess back from our spirit trip I have to say it was fabulous ........ grandiose ........ only we two in this warm peaceful endlessly space with that super soft sound ........ your dimmed little orange lights ........
But it made me so satisfactory tired that I have decided not to make me a bad day with any work.
I would like to suggest to you that we expand our psychical experiment to physical field and either I’ll come to LAX or you to DUS: We’ll fill a jaccuzzi with hot temperatured aphrodisiered chocolade and sparkling flutes and candle lights and jasmin perfumed air outside and some other nice romantic magic amenities ........
I’ll kiss you on your whole body from your face to your feet and 'll give you a special sweets massage. When the chocolade will have become of hard consistency I’ll eat your wrapping up to your naked soft white silked skin ........
Then we’ll change location next to the warm open fire and the rest of your body chocolade will began smelting and I’ll lick it ........
Bai, how will I end this weekend when I have started it already with such imaginations ........ ?
Extra fine sweetbitter choco kisses from your choco lover!

e_add2008 said...

Life's love is the reward

wheeler92196 said...

jeesh.....

there are 68 comments, and way over 24,000 views on Bai Sino blog just now!!

and I am the first post in comments!! I have not done that since the new year's day of Jan 1 ofUSA time.

I posted this bit of trivia

百靈。
在多数天。
可能 可能。
赤裸可能。
which says:

Bai.
In most days.
Possible possibility.
Naked possibility.

here is the link
http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/blog_4e4d9c1f0100dyri.html

:-)

WEALLHOPE? said...

Maybe Bai Ling you changed your hair style to respect that old Chinese tradition of the 2nd day of the 2nd month on the Chinese calendar?
That is when Chinese rush to have their hair cut because it is believed that having your hair cut the on the second day of the second month on the Chinese calendar this will bring you lost of luck.
(...well informed little Fly here )

WEALLHOPE? said...

...lots of luck

WEALLHOPE? said...

Now what the hell?
Just two webcams in Marina del Rey and they don't even show the streets?
After having "driven around" Marina del Rey and Venice using Google Maps Streetview and having improved my sun tan under the rays of Southern California's sun, I wanted to take my E-stalking of Bai Ling one step further.
I went looking for panorama webcams in Marina del Rey and Venice but found only two.
And they don't even show the streets!!
I was ready to set myself on strategic points waiting for a red Mercedes Slk to drive by and wave with my two wings.
(....E-stalker Fly very frustrated here)

wheeler92196 said...

the ploy worked...

Damn! That was devious!!

road trip! road trip!

well, maybe.

anyway, I have new/old avatar again.

A. J. Olivares said...

It is quite rre (in my experience) that someone opens his being to the whole community of the net. As a fan of yours and as a person who likes originality the least thing I cnad do is thank you...

So: thank you... Very much

i am studying a profession related with words, so sometimes I can't avoi spotting some relations between them. I really belive that it is one proof of the great power words retain by themselves:

Naked---->Danke (Thanks, here appears once aagin)

By the way you look good as blonde

Take care

BLtwistlock said...

my well beloved Princess close your eyes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5Yleu-ovzA

Sherman Hemsley said...

God damn it i just went broke on pokerstars. God damn it. but looking at your pictures immediately after going broke i feel better. not like totally better i mean i'm still mad and shit but more relaxed. ok well whatever over and out.

BLtwistlock said...

my sweet Princess I MISS YOU!
BLink-182: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYEM68HIm0Y

BLtwistlock said...

my sweet Angel Princess:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht11S6cPcYU

Greg said...

Bai is wearing a frek'n wig - cute. But I think we'll see her hair (and maybe more of her tummy??) soon. Relax, jeeezzz. In the mean time take off your cloths and wander about your abode - or even places near by naked. No doubt some will be horrified, but most will blush and giggle. As for the police, well that might be a bit hard to negotiate, try blowing in their ear.

WEALLHOPE? said...

Hey, look at what I've found.
A website where they show live webcam shots of a car driving around L.A.- you can even email them asking things and suggesting routes of interest.
http://www.laavenue.com
here is what i wrote to them.

" I have just now discovered this very interesting and unique website of yours
where you drive around the L.A. area showing us views of your extremely lively city. Too bad I discovered this site so late.
This reminds me of the first time I entered an L.A. freeway and its hectic trafic.
I nearly had a nervous breakdown because I kept getting lost, and mind you, I was used to all sorts of chaotic trafic in European cities.
My question is : will you be cruising around in the Marina del Rey / Venice area anytime soon?
I ask you this because I am a fan of actress Bai Ling, and I believe she lives in that area.
I would enjoy seeing the streets of where she lives.
From Daniel - a fellow who lives in Milano Italy."
( ... super electronic stalking
e-Fly here today )

e_add2008 said...

What a beautiful day to work on the breaks of a car. Wish you were here to help, but I am sure the beach embraced you just fine. Going to the junkyard tomorrow, intrested?

wheeler92196 said...

e_add2008 said...

What's New York City doing in Colorado? Is that photoshop?

WEALLHOPE? said...

If I keep on like this, my next step will be to hijack a
high-resolution military spy satellite and reroute it to pass over Marina del Rey / Venice area...

WEALLHOPE? said...

Now where can I find that public link to Landsat satellite photos?
Let me see..

WEALLHOPE? said...

ahh UFFA ( uffa is an Italian word meaning "baloney" )
http://www.laavenue.com

They are driving through Pasadena right now, a far ways from Marina del Rey. Who cares about Pasadena Colorado Blvd.?
Well I enjoy it anyway because they say they don't broadcast on week ends, so I guess I'm lucky and I get to see unfamiliar places

WEALLHOPE? said...

Hey, http://www.laavenue.com

Pull over and stop the car!
I gotta jump out.
We just drove by a pastry shop.
I got to go check them out and see what kind of sweet gooey pastry desserts they have for Bai Ling...

( ... they won't let me drive the car because I have an Italian driver's license. Why hell, in the USA all you have to know to drive is how to read. No-U turn, Yield Right, Merge Left etc etc -
Try memorizing the European symbolic road trafic signs ).
And what is this safety belt?
It is way too lose for me.
Does'nt this car have one Fly-size?

BLtwistlock said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9pKvv5nwco&feature=related

WEALLHOPE? said...

We're now driving on Artesia Blvd in Artesia. Come on buddy, head out west and up north a little bit. Marina del rey is that way.
What? Speed limit sign says 40 mph.
Gosh, will we ever get there?

WEALLHOPE? said...

Ok that was fun driving around although it was not live cam but a re-broadcasting because they don't drive around live on week ends. And of course it was daylight while in relity it must be fully dark night over there in L.A. right now.
Just us two in Europe here right now, me and the German fellow BLTWISTLOCK.-time zone difference.
I wonder how IAN is doing in Vietnam. He has not been posting on his blog like previously.
And you Bai Ling, you've not been posting for 5/five days now.
Are you up to something special?.

IAN said...

Loves labours lost here in the Viet Nam, one minute doing this Job then doing another then all change again in 5 minutes. Meet woman fall for woman meet her Father leave meal bloody confused arrgghh....wow all is different here but many things the same no matter where you go unfortunately it always the bad things the same everywhere never the good things.

It never ceases to amaze me whereever I go how everyones English suddenly improves when you mention MONEY!

You see the women video I post on my blog working of them with model figures shoveling rocks on the roads, kinda makes western women look somewhat redundant!!

LOL!

WEALLHOPE? said...

It is tough shit here IAN ( us Flies we prefer the fresher softer kind ) because Bai Ling has not posted for 5/five days now.
At least you can console yourself with those "mister mister, want to meet my sister?" gals over there. Did not quite catch what you meant with your comment on how things change when you mention money.
Are you trying to tell us you are surprized to see that women over there are money-minded like the ones over here?. That surprises you?. Why should it be different?.
Geee... and I'm supposed to be the young one with no experience(!).

IAN said...

I think the comment about mister sister is a pretty bad one FLY and a typical stereotype about Asian women many in the West think (helped somewhat by Hollywood I add) .

I have seen far more Whores in the Med (around Cannes)and along the Italian/French coast than I have here. I can assure you in the time I have been here I have seen some pretty bad poverty and fended of Roaches, rats, wild dogs and bloody Mosquitoes bnot to mention the severe Kidney pain I have at the moment but I do not hardly ever see anyone beg or whore themselves.

I have been offered a Girl once while walking about Town but dismissed it out of hand as a sellers way of getting my touristy attention. Most of them would rather work for it and sell you something instead because there is still the culture of "face" here. However when such hardship exists there will always be bastards who would exploit the worse off and would offer such big monies that they cannot turn it down even if it disgust them to do it because the amount could feed their family for a year or put their children into eduction.

I would love to bump into such a person here...in the dark, alone while nobody is about with my darker side to play with ;-)

WEALLHOPE? said...

uuhh I got IAN all uptight with my comment.
I was not referring to the
one-night-stand you are talking about IAN, which you most likely will find in Thailand and in the Philippines and not in Vietnam because these are less exposed to Western culture, but to the fact women ( over there as over here ) go fot the guys who have thick wallets. This with marriage in view I meant to say.
Don't forget IAN, I work in the field of tourism, and I know very well all about the crap going on in Pattaya, Pattpong, Bali, Manila, Brazil, Cuba and elsewhere where western old goats go chasing young chicks and worse...a lot worse.
-----
Tell us about the cooking, a nation's culture is reflected by its cuisine.

IAN said...

First off Fly, you are used to dealing with the masses, AKA "tourists" not normal people like me, there is a big difference :-)

Cuisine, well 500 national dishes apparently in the Nam and most of them are for shit. In fairness though let's not forget I am of Western taste and spoil, much big meat and poultried plunder for my mouthy buds have I. Here the chickens are fuc*ing annorexic and look like a pepporami stick on a laxative diet and any meat dish is also hacked up and full of bloody splintered bones. Suffice to say if they knew the word "Fillet! and size their meals properly it would be fit for Kings.

Here the locals still tend Rice paddies, Morning glory is a rich thing and favoured as is noodles and Rice, fish sauce not to mention my fave..bloody evil HOT chilly and chilli sauce everywhere!!

Suffice to say I have been in hunger since my arrival. I think I have lost at least 20ibs this Month as a result because it is too hot to eat and their main portions are like my snacks, not a bad thing when you are a fat Photog :-)

I actually found one eatery that actually has "Fish and Chips", I taught them how to make a "Chip butty", the locals were in hysterics wondering why I was shoving loads of French fries and tommy sauce into a piece of Baguette (spell).... Ergo "chip buttie" simple but favoured amongst the English tourist. I told them to put this on their outside menu board to attract Brit tourist.

You can eat Cau Lau or Pho which is a noodle based soup/vegatable meat dish which for about 20,000 dong (1 dollar) is good value if you are thin :-) Me I like my meat. I have eaten everything here which walks or talks. One night recently I had some jar of 1o0% spirit with a dead Gecko lizard in it and some ginseng and other stuff but I was too drunk to give a shit..it ws good I think it must have been I was not arrested or shot? I was drinking with "local" people though ;-)

All I can say is that if I had the money I would fly in some roast Lamb with Mint sauce, Yorkshire puddings and 5000 roast potatoes! with stuffing on the side and Gravy!

Shi* I miss my food, anyway tommorrow I will teach the local eatery about cheesy chips! If I teach about peas pudding and Faggots it would mess their minds up this soon on I think!

Then maybe show them how to kill and Butcher a Cow, Pig or sheep without leaving a mass of splintered bone in the bloody meat!


P.S Found Pizza the other night and a beer, God bless Italy for this break in my starvation at least!

LOL!!

WEALLHOPE? said...

I get it IAN, your description of local food sounds a lot like my experience when I had roamed around Java and the southern 2/3 of Sumatra when I went visiting Indonesia. Same is true for Malaysia. Hard to get used to local food and feel properly fed.
Why hell I remember it was the same even in ultra developped Japan. After having been there for 33 days I was plain sick of eating fish all the time and never any meat. Do you have any idea of how much a Kobe steak can cost? And in Japan they sell fruit by the "item", one orange, one pear, two apples, and not by the chilo.... After 33 days on a fish diet I was so happy to find a KFC in Tokyo.
I ate one entire bucket! Lucky for me they did not charge me for overweight baggage on my flight back since I had stuffed myself at KFC just before taking off.

WEALLHOPE? said...

And Bai Ling still does not show up. It should be about noon over there in L.A. I wonder if Bai Ling went out to get herself a portion of KFC chicken.
Or is she a Pollo Loco girl?.
We don't have have KFC over here in Italy but it exists in other European contries.
I wonder why they have not settled here.

WEALLHOPE? said...

Now I get it why Bai Ling has not shown up for five days and has not sent us her wishes for a happy week end as she usually does when she is not going to appear for some days like now.
At the end of her post she wrote :

裸体的

meaning : United States
Naked
I
She is all naked in the USA and does not even have her Blackberry with her.
Could it be so? nauugh , not likely.

WEALLHOPE? said...

And Bai Ling you wrote:
银幕另一边的秘密
The other side of the screen secret

Maybe you should change that into:
另一边的屏幕沮丧球迷等着你
The other side of the screen frustrated fans waiting for you

rick said...

Bai Ling

i will do any thing to be with you... please can i be your's?
i dont have very much money but ill treat you like a ((((QUEEN!!!))))

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Undulatory Soul said...

Romance,Im pretty romantic myself.If you have the right person in your life,you can feel more powerful spiritualy.I personaly would treat the right girl,like it was a first day together everyday,much love~!I personaly think me and You Bai Ling would be a perfect match.But if you cant get by the holywood mind set,well perhaps it may not.

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