Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Beautiful weekend colored my space......

Its Hollywood, this is what happens when you go out in the evening in Hollywood, it all happened by accident when you dressed up to enter, normally I don't post pictures with celebrities, but this time just want to share and want to let you know how fascinating surprise it could be moment to another, like life have its hands washed and ready to play, yes shift the cards in the dark sky in the moon light and then in a exactly moment when I am in a slow motion just lift my right foot in the air with my head slowly turn, he appears........

This is what happened this weekend to me, life had fun play cards with me just as I so enjoyed played the part with all the delight and allure........

Hollywood in its blindness of romance......

Well here is a fun game for you to have while you are bored in the office or after work bored of flip the TV channel, can you guess where I am in those pictures? Whom am I with? How many of them you could recognize? I am lucky to have met all of them, talented artist in their own way, whom do you like? Whom do I like you think?

It was so much fun, I saw a lot and I enjoyed a lot and its like a candy store opened my smiling eyes and smelled the sweetness of the perfum like the rushed wind and breathed in the moment of the allure magic.......

Hollywood with its color its seduction its mischief its fun and its danger, the moment you put your right foot down from the air, then the image is gone and forever slip away like a shadow, but beautifully inked in that moment on earth the exact same place where you found and lost forever .......

For me its a journey I looked at the gaze I smelled the scent I breathed the fresh rose garden I took his smile walked with my skirt danced off the floor revealed the shinny reflection upside down unfold a red carpet with my bare leg up high flirting your attention excited....... Naked.......

This is Life, romance printed my 8 little butterfly spirits danced colored the invisible space between you and me.......



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185 comments:

Zero 100 said...

Don't you ever sit still ?!?

Ian said...

Only one here worth talking about..

F*ck me it's Mickey again...Mickey the Man, one of my favourite larger than life actors Since dear lovely bard-meister Oliver Reed died! I would give my right testicle to go out on the piss with Mickey for a week and have a real riot!

Still really, Celebs are like cheap salad in the Supermarket, they don't last long and start to smell bad pretty quick unless they get some preservatives in the form of memorable films. Mickey looks like old salad bless him, but he will never stink!
Byeee

Ian said...

Ian said:

"Only one here worth talking about"


Oops Sorry, I forgot about that mad Asian chick in one of those pics!

Leave Mickey alone Ling, he is too delicate and gentle for the likes of YOU!

Ian said...

Oh and another thing before I go to bed...Peacock eh...you gonna dance baby?

wheeler92196 said...

Ian said...

Ian said:

"Only one here worth talking about"

I guess talking Panda Poop worked, I am back on the lead track for the Best Man roll later this year, huh!!!

wheeler92196 said...

it says "posted 5 hrs ago".

5 hrs ago I was um 8pm minus 5 carry the one, round off the extra number umnn, I was cleaning the aquarium downstairs. The fish were complaining.

btw, I have a dull knife if you need help with that right testicle, since you won't need it for Bai anymore having lost interest so fast...

I think out on the piss must be a Euro expression as I have not heard it here before.
Or maybe just British like how you use schillings and no body else does.

Let's see, 5am in italy?

wheeler92196 said...

I was wondering about the fairy wings on the elfish one the cute chick on the golden pond, where do they go when you party like this? I have always only seen that pose with the fairy wings.

Just curious.

wheeler92196 said...

umn.. Let me go read what Bai wrote, I am remiss.

wheeler92196 said...

邁克爾的未婚妻 said...

...normally I don't post pictures with celebrities...

This is so N.O.T. True !!!

I think..
yeah I go look really quick. It seem to me that Bai Ling is in many of these pictures

Bai Ling is a celebrity. See?
She post pictures of 邁克爾的未婚妻 many times!!!

wheeler92196 said...

It (babel) would not translate "future wife of Michael" very good so I had to make something up. see?

WEALLHOPE? said...

I feel like writing a comment that Bai Ling might want to delete right away. Here goes:
- In the 3rd photo from the top, who is that gal squatting down on the floor to take a pee?
I always wondered why in English language one must use the form of " taking a pee ". Where do you take it to?
It appears to me Bai Ling you are putting some effort in to your writing by using a spellchecker.
No more of those cute little mistakes you used to make like before. You have not followed blogger GREG's previous suggestion.
Boiling Water when you use Google
in his yesterday's comment.

I miss your cute spelling mistakes!

e_add2008 said...

Think you are the only celeb I would ask to have a picture with.

On the street, they have written in there hearts they just want to live.

;).

Nitejac said...

MS. Bai you ROCK!

wheeler92196 said...

Ok, Riddle Time!!!

Let us say picture one is the one right after the fairy princess on the dance floor.

SO in One she like that guy better than in two because she steal a drink like she is stealing a kiss.
In number two she just smile. It is not the same.

In Three and four she is doing better in four. In three, they are not even on the same wavelength and he is posing for the other camera. Maybe it is accident because there are so many cameras but that is the way it look.

Both three and four look less than one and two as picture pairs, but in four, he loks like he is doing better than contestant number two photo. Bai would think of him but only on a sunday morning if she did not go out on saturday night and need something to do, then she would maybe do him while he is wide awake.

Then she would make him go outside and mow the lawn. That is my guess.

I can't see nothing in five so I do not vote there. In sic photo one has to make a guess. I gess that either they were ina hurry some where and the photo was taken at the last monent as they hurry off, or that they had thier heads down and did not notice the rest of the world. So that one could go either way. Contestand number 6 is anywhere in the running but it is hard to say where.

So who does Bai like best?

I think it is a toss up between eight and nine. Bai likes Bai best.
This is Hollywood so Bai simply HAS to like Bai best. That is why she can say the best gift to give is to give the gift of oneself, no one else is better as gift.

Maybe she like picture number zero, directly above contest number one with the glas but it is just a picture. Yes, she make a very pretty picture but it is just a picture, a fantasy. Like in the lost empire, the sequel
starring 邁克爾的未婚妻

sigh. such riddles. They are hard to guess sometimes.

Ian said...

Wheeler don;t worry about my right Nut, apparently Peter O'toole went out with Oliver reed on the piss one night and woke up the Next day Peter NO' Toole :-)

P/S We still use Pounds because unlike the Rest of Europe we don't go chicken amnd always surrender so easily...as always! ;-)

Ian said...

The dude in picture 4 looks like he is gonna go Psycho mad axe killer any second :-)

LOL!

Ed said...

Ian ,the pound has never bin so low in value as today,
Maybe it’s not so good to be so damn conservative after all.

Ian said...

Ed wise up mate. That's all part of the Central Banking scam all the worlds Sheep fall for and have done for generations.

It happens every Dozen years or so, the banks lend like crazy for years get everyone into debt up to their eyeballs


.....then all the sudden it stops, they start the grab-back. People go Bankrupt in thier Tens of thousands, companies go under and get bought up with their assets for pennies by them and jobs get lost, currency trading goes to hell for a while too, homes are reposessed and the Central banks make out like robbers and thieves, they get all the land and property, money and even the smaller banks for free.


...Then the cycle of debt starts all over again, check your History. Just sit on it for a couple of years and it will all go back to normal and start again. Christ I hope you are not trying to pretend to be English, putting your hands up that quick you should be a Cheese muncher!

Mark my words, watch and see.

Ian said...

Daniel!!!!

Taking a pee!


Oh your in the sh*thouse now!

Ian said...

Actually Daniel I think she may have been about to practise her Spirit of the Peacock dance :-)

Peacock routine

Ace said...

Who are those people with Bai Ling?

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WEALLHOPE? said...

You think I went overboard IAN up above with that comment of mine about Bai Ling squatting?
You believe my position in Bai Ling's Hall of Fame is at risk now?
( ... worried little Fly here agian )

Ian said...

Well you may have "peed" her off a bit LOL!

e_add2008 said...

Good morning Bai Ling,

Sure looks like a great time in Hollywood.

PS; Because you were there at that time ;)

Have a good day

WEALLHOPE? said...

Hey Bloggers, just look at those 4 guys who have themselves photographed alongside Bai Ling. All four of them ( and I hate to say this about Mickey Rourke because I admire him so much as an actor ) thet are so full of themselves that they are looking in to the camera to make sure their face is seen instead of zapping a quick kiss on Bai Ling's cheek as I would have done had I been in their position.
Of course maybe Bai Ling would have slapped my head off right afterwards, but it would have been worth it.
Anyway my head is just an ornament on top of my Fly's huge ego...

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WEALLHOPE? said...

p.s. Did you have fun last night IAN you and QIJI in the house alone together in the 69th position while Bai Ling was out all night long on a party spree?..hi..hi...hi-

Ian said...

Daniel you are getting worse!!!!

What are you suggesting I was up to with Qiji, I mean I like some Pussy but for God's sake I like it to be HUMAN!

You in a fiendish mood today then are you?

Ian said...

Talking of Bai Ling, I heard Nasa ae going to announce they have found signs of Methane on Mars...

...I thought Ling came from the Moon?

WEALLHOPE? said...

About time you start to tell us all what your project is to that poor country you mentioned a while back IAN.
And talking about pee up above, don't piss on the Euro so much because I'm sure Bai Ling must be payed royalties for her Shanghai Baby movie in Euro because it circulates in Europe.
That is something Bai Ling and I we both have in common and you don't, we both get paid in Euro.
In different scales of course... I'm more on the Fly side of the scale.

wheeler92196 said...

Ian said...

The dude in picture 4 looks like he is gonna go Psycho mad axe killer any second :-)

That is why she make him mow the lawn when they are done. Give him a beer and a can of gas (petrol), show him the garage where the mower is, and he will be happy. Then give him another beer and show him the tv with the football playoff games.

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wheeler92196 said...

Ian said...

Talking of Bai Ling, I heard Nasa ae going to announce they have found signs of Methane on Mars...

...I thought Ling came from the Moon?


Now he say Bai Ling fart smell bad. Ian! You were with qiji in 69 position last nite, not Bai!!

Bai? Have you give catnip to qiji lately? It is supposed to be good for THAT...

WEALLHOPE? said...

Oooppss IAN , I think you really blew it with that comment (!)
Now that makes my comment about Bai Ling squatting pale out to nothing compared to what you are suggesting there regarding methane gas.... how about deleting it?

wheeler92196 said...

I tell Fly that Bai next movie is in Nakhonratchasima Thailand and he start to speak fly poop. He say Bai will only be 女儐相 in 2009. Unfortunately, anything I say will get me in trouble.

hmmnn I can't translate fly poop.

Ian said...

Ah that is your dirty little Fly mind, did I say she was on Mars Farting? No, No Fly that is the Way you think.

Still the prospect is intersting, the possibility of Bacterial life that is not the farting.

wheeler92196 said...

ok, so according to Ian, next time before Ian-photoshoot Bai should eat lots of beans.

And so then instead of smiling
賣弄風情 (coquettishly), she will giggle for this other reason.

She still smile, it just look different.

WEALLHOPE? said...

Bai Ling, don't read this comment -
- it is meant for Wheeler

WHEELER92196 I have a very easy going character and I try to be as tolerant as I can with everybody. But there is one thing I really dislike and I would appreciate you refrain from: that is putting words in my mouth I've never said.
You inventing and distorting what you think other people have said is not part of the funny game.
If "He say Bai will only be 女儐相 in 2009." with 女儐相 meaning female groomsman, then say it yourself and don't tag it on to others.
Read me?
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WEALLHOPE? said...
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Ed said...
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WEALLHOPE? said...

( but please don't delete my comment where I said I would have sneaked a fast kiss on your cheek the very instant the photo snapped had I been one of those 4 guys because that is the sacred truth and the only comment worth keeping )

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Ian said...

Hey Fly do you think when she started this blog she would end up with a bunch of nutters more crazy than she is keeping her company?

LOL!

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WEALLHOPE? said...

IAN us nutters or not, the main thing is to keep Bai Ling amused and smiling ( maybe even laughing ) and nothing else of our crap counts.

Ian said...

Hey Fly Bai Ling thinks Farts are funny anyway, see 26 seconds in.....

Who Farted?


LOL!!

WEALLHOPE? said...

Why are you commenting like that and deleting right away IAN?
Are you rushing for your 69 position tonight?
Come on, it is getting a bit overused don't you think?

Ian said...

I kept cocking up the URL link, damm big fingers on little keyboard:-)

WEALLHOPE? said...

Ok bloggers Detective-Fly is back with two links of interest.
One very depressive for us blogger fans because it shows Mickey Rourke getting very chummy-chummy with our beloved Bai Ling.
This one:
http://www.hollyscoop.com/mickey-rourke/mickey-rourke-hooks-up-with-bai-ling_19003.aspx

That photo is like a kick in our lower belly.
-
The other one is good news for Bai Ling because it shows her Shanghai Baby Dvd being sold on the Italian market.
http://attentialcine.blogosfere.it/2009/01/shanghai-baby-in-dvd-medusa-dal-14-gennaio-1.html

Ian said...

Oh how I can imagine a night on the tiles with those two...you would need an Ambulance and some organ donors on standby!!

YES!

Ian said...

Oh boy, the article (apart from calling Ling a Z-Lister ggrrrr) also mentions another brilliant Actor and hell raiser Sean Penn now imagine the THREE of them on a night out n the tiles...ouch!

Careful Ling, stay away from those bad boys you will get hurt in the end ;-)

WEALLHOPE? said...

Ahh come on IAN quit scaring me like that. We know that Mickey Rourke is not a polite little Fly like me and we know that he, unlike me, is not likely to be satisfied with just a fast ZAP kiss on Bai Ling's cheek while a photo is being snapped.
And yes to hell with the article, I saw that but did not mention it and I was hoping no one would notice that here.
(...protective little Fly feels helpless and has his guts all turned up now ).

BLtwistlock said...

my sweet princess don't betray your profound and romantic soul!
M.R. could not make you sustainable happy and is unable to share your magic views and impressions!
I'll sent you additional magic power with the nightwinds to resist such superficially temptations. Take it as it is - a nice interesting business contact. You need a lover who will handle you as a princess - forever, not only in the beginning. Take care!

charles said...

Thank you Bai-Ling for sharing.

Ian said...

"I'll sent you additional magic power with the nightwinds to resist such superficially temptations."

The rest of us will send for Pizza!

WEALLHOPE? said...

What??
I GOT ATTENTION FROM BAI LING(!)
Here I go again, and once again, and for the third time I enter Bai Ling's Hall of Fame -!!
She deleted my 08:49 AM comment, the one just after that one where I scold Wheeler very harshly for trying to put words in my mouth.
In that deleted comment I invite her to delete ALL of today's comments of all of us ( not just that single one of mine ) because our quality level was free falling to the ground.
You all can see that the reading now says: "This post has been removed by a blog administrator"
And who could that be if not our sweet Bai Ling herself?
(... ohh this feels so good for the Fly's huge ego being blasted away into oblivion like this by Bai Ling - at least I caught her attention ).

Ian said...

Yeah but she only deleted YOU Fly, I guess the squat and pee joke got you a warning from the Landlord...

.....I think my Fart jokes on the other hand proved to be a Gas LOL!

Ian said...

If I pretend I am Mickey maybe that will work Fly, you think?

WEALLHOPE? said...

Bai Ling is shooting with a 12 gauge shotgun at her pet
Clown-Fly buzzing around her?
A new form of practicing skeet shooting Bai Ling? ... pull!

And please don't forget to go back to your cute normal way of writing with spelling mistakes. Forget the spellingchecker device.

Ian said...

Yep that's me, over here uh hu :-)

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WEALLHOPE? said...

IAN try Mickey Mouse, that might work better...

Ian said...

I just noticed that Chinese writing at the top of this Blog when babeled reads

"Eternal temptation"

.....no kidding!!

WEALLHOPE? said...

Here you go IAN, try this Mickey on Bai Ling.

You just noted that Ian?
The "Eternal Temptation" thing.
You've not been fooling around with Google tranlator like Wheeler does so often/constantly?

Ian said...

I just presumed it was Naked seduction but in Chinese, I got curious as I can't read Chinese I googled it.

Ian said...

Are you taking the "Mickey" outa me fly? Just for that as I know it gets to you I will put "HER" here....

WEALLHOPE? said...

HELLO DANIEL

WEALLHOPE? said...

Going back to your very cute and peculiar spelling mistakes Bai Ling, if ever one day you will post a photo of yourself holding a "Hello Daniel" sign please make sure that those two words are written out like here.
It would be just too much for me to see my name slelled differently..!

e_add2008 said...

does bell peppers give anyone else gas?

Ian said...

I love a good red hot chilli, I am actually Licensed as a Biochemical weapon of Mass destruction on Saturdays!!

Ian said...

Here I am getting my firing pin removed on deck oh HMS Assdust!

WEALLHOPE? said...

Don't know who she is IAN and I don't want to know.!
01:17 AM time for me to go to bed if it is still there, or maybe Bai Ling deleted my bed too?
Thank you Bai Ling for the attention given to your pet Clown-Fly today.
Maybe tomorrow when I'll wake up all my comments will be gone? -lol
Tricky Bai Ling.

e_add2008 said...

Have to be careful with a garden salad anymore.

Ian said...

They need to be I think we sunk to an all time Low this evening Fly LOL! Oh well here we go back to some normality! I have a good laugh about Farts there is nothing more hilarious in a Church or at a Funeral!!!

wheeler92196 said...

Ian said...

I just noticed that Chinese writing at the top of this Blog when babeled reads

"Eternal temptation"

.....no kidding!!

Mine are kind of paraphrased too, after I had notice that. The difference between hers and mine is simple

Bai: loose translation
Me: screw loose translation

other than that they are the same.

wheeler92196 said...

WEALLHOPE? said...

Going back to your very cute... Bai Ling,

Ok let me see if I can miss quote and get away with it.

Extra! Extra! Read All About It!!
The One Known as The Clown Fly Takes Giant step backwards in.... (drum roll)

The Quest for "The Sign of Daniel"

He will obviously have to make amens or amends or something like that. Say a prayer, give a gift something like that.

I am sure glad I do not make mistake like this.
( 她原諒善意的谎言 )
Actually, I forgot what I said.
Sorry Bai. Do I have to take you shopping for shoes or something like that?

Ok, now is the hard part. I think Bai has stock in babel because I try to say that her answer will be like so

something like that

but it apparently does not translate, babel says
如此物 and then I retranslate it and it only says so

this is cryptic

Me: takes Bai shopping
Bai: so
Xxx: say it ain't so

I will not put words in mouth so I put Xxx's there instead.

Ian said...

Daniel have you been sneaking Wheeers crack pipe out again?

WEALLHOPE? said...

Detective-Fly won't bother you by mentioning all those website gossip links were they affirm Mickey Rourke was caught kissing you.
None of our business.
For those blogger fans who want to see some "wild landscape panorama" I suggest they view Gettyimages Editorial #84265998 12 Jan 2009.
Protective Fly was about to intervene there as I had done in the past at X-File première- see:
http://www.celebuzz.com/celebrities/bai-ling-photos/p31673101/

http://www.celebuzz.com/celebrities/bai-ling-photos/p31673121/

http://www.celebuzz.com/celebrities/bai-ling-photos/p31673111/#bodyinnertop

There I had dressed up like a Bee to appear more acceptable to the public, of course.

WEALLHOPE? said...

Never did IAN, let him keep his own source of inspiration.
My fantasy spins out naturally without needing any chemical help.
Now that is better IAN, I recognize that Bai Ling smile-!
And I saved that photo, just way too precious seeing her smile.

WEALLHOPE? said...

Mickey Rourke better behave well with our beloved Bai Ling because if not, the next time he comes over here in Italy at the Venice Film Festival to pick up an award like in past Sept. 7 when he won the Venice Gloden Lion, I will go challenge him and WRESTLE him to the ground with all the weight of my 1/one gram! And then throw him in to the water of Venice's lagoon across all the gondolas.
And of course I am at advantage over him being a Fly because I have 6/six arms/legs while he has only 4/four.
(.... the Wrestler-Fly here ).

Ian said...

aahhHH ling is just playing about as usual, tease!

I don't know who I would feel more sorry (worried)for, Mickey Rourke or Bai Ling in a match between them too!

LOL!

Ian said...

Mickey is okay as long as going back to the ring got rid of his Demons, I hope so for his sake.

He had the balls to go for what he wanted to do and went for it even if it didn't get him all the way to a WBO at least he gave it a shot. He won't die eventually saying "I spent all my time in a fu++ing office or worrying about how precious he is like some of them.

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Ian said...

Remember that weird Bai Ling PUG dog video? Looks like Micket Rourke heard about it too......

Pug Dog rescue


LOL!

BLtwistlock said...

my sweet princess sending you love and kisses for the coming weekend

BLtwistlock said...

my sweet princess and now sending double fortune heart, rose and 88!!!

Ian said...

I'll send you some fart jokes!

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Ian said...

Married? what again?!

Oh God.

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wheeler92196 said...

WEALLHOPE? said...

aka Detective-Fly said...
The other one is good news for Bai Ling because it shows her Shanghai Baby Dvd being sold on the Italian market.

Wow, she does cut the fine figure as The Box Cover Model!!!
I can not help but notice, she looks more better than your own italian star of such stuff. Way far more desireable! No wonder you guys rent the dvd so much!!!

Bai Ling vs Sabrina Salerno

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BLtwistlock said...

my beloved princess you have continued your journey? Which heading?
My Yin kisses perfervid your Yang

Chason said...

Just saw the trailer for Crank 2! Beauty!

Ian said...

I hope you washed it first!!

LOL!

Ace said...

I still have no clue who any of those people are in the photos with Bai Ling...

Ian said...

Obama in 1st one on the big screen?

Nelson mandella's eyes in the screen on the second I think?

Bai ling Doing her Peacock dance warm up in third,

Ralph Fiennes in Fourth.

Mickey (the man) Rourke in Fifth

Not sure about 6 and 7 and the rest I cannot see except for Ling


Celebrities they all look alike to me :-)

WEALLHOPE? said...

ACE, you are still wondering who are those dudes in these photos?
Well don't worry too much because only two of them could be considered dangerous.
The first one because starting January 20th he will have his hands on the nuclear football.
The fifth one is the most dangerous of the two, because he has his hands on Bai Ling!.

evenflows said...

We are just a few days from the We Are One Concert in Washington DC at the Lincoln Memorial. I will be there to see Bruce Springsteen, Stevie Wonder, U2 and a few more artists perform before everything else on happens on Tuesday here. It will also be another long day in Washington DC. I will try to get some nice pics for you there on my blog space. You have some nice pics here also today with Mickey. The Pope of Greenwich Village. I saw that in the theater here when it was playing in 1984.

Ian said...

Make the most of the Hysteria at the party, little further down the line the Hangover will arrive, know what I mean ;-)

Ian said...

Evanflows, give Shakira a wet one from me would ya! She is performing there I beleive.

WEALLHOPE? said...

Yes WHEELER , that is the link I pointed out where they mention Shanghai Baby being sold soon here in italy.
I suggest all you bloggers go give a close look and admire...
And by the way, the translation of what is written at the bottom is:
" love and sex in a modern empire of senses "
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Wheeler you mention Sabrina Salerno?
Now from which museum did you dig her out from? She dates back to the early 70's and I believe she was Italo-American. She was your idol in your very younger days Wheeler?

WEALLHOPE? said...

And now Detective-Fly is back with a few juicy links with two photos of Bai Ling showing us some
" wild landscape panorama ".
A special little gift for horny blogger fans.
( ... boobs buzz Fly )

WEALLHOPE? said...

oops- forgot to to give the 2 links.
http://bollyholly-photos.blogspot.com/2009/01/bai-ling-04.html

http://bollyholly-photos.blogspot.com/2009/01/bai-ling.html

(... mentally challenged little Fly here )

Ian said...

You on the Perv Daniel?

Ian said...

Just watching ther Trailer for Crank 2. Bai Ling shooting guns in it :-)

Crank 2 Trailer

I am only gonna watch it because Bai Ling is in it. The plot is still absurd.

WEALLHOPE? said...

Must be her practicing skeet shooting with me and I'm her target... pull!!!
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Yeah, lets forget Crap2 and mix up a movie with just scenes of her and cut out all the rest.

Ian said...

I only liked Statham in Transporter 1.

WEALLHOPE? said...

IAN you fooled me into watching that crummy trailer where I saw Bai Ling for just two nanoseconds?
Ok, you've pulled a fast one on me there.
(...irrritated Little Fly here going to hit the sack now ).

Ian said...

Me too, I still cannot beleive Statham allowed himself to look like a real dick, rubbing himself against old ladies to keep his heart going, for God's what has come of Movies?

Chist I will have to borrow Wheelers crack pipe to watch most of that...then again there is always Bai ling !! Two nano-seconds of hardcore ling with guns not enough for you then? That is the onyl bit I would want to watch :-)

wheeler92196 said...

WEALLHOPE? said...

oops- forgot to to give the 2 links.

I like the second one best.
In the first one it looks like the guy with the camera is with his own special someone and so he knows what part to have in focus even though the picture will look better if the middle of the picture is in focus.

In the second one, there are no issue same like that because if she look at the guy with the camera like she look at the guy with the camera like that then the other woman must be in a different town visiting her grandmother or something like that.

jeesh. what a look.

Yes Ian, she has a very pervacious look about her yes she does.

e_add2008 said...

Keep it cool with Jason, boys, "he's cool" I almost met him in person on the bike path here in Manhattan Beach, Ca. Only got a glimse, because his little one ran out in front of me. (One of my Marina Del Ray rides.)

Think I'm getting star stuck or just live in a nice neighborhood surrounded by good people.

WEALLHOPE? said...

Let me enjoy once again my deleted comment. After all, that made me enter Bai Ling' Hall of Fame again and for the 3rd time. And it was deleted by her not because I had written it using foul language or made inacceptable comments ( that would be too easy to get deleted ), but instead because I had suggested to her she should delete all of our today's pathetic comments.
The message she sent out was like saying:
" no, Daniel I'll keep these messages because they are cool "
In other words, she was talking to me directly - good feeling for the Fly's huge ego!
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January 15, 2009 8:49 AM
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( ...cryptography deciphering Fly here today ).

Ian said...

So you like being punished then Fly? Hmm weirdo :-)

E-add, Statham has almost become a parody of himself these days, at least he has done wonders for balding men everywhere :-)

WEALLHOPE? said...

You say me being punished IAN? Hell no, that is called COMMUNICATING WITH THE FLY , Bai Ling talking to me directly.
Yes IAN your blog shows that photo you say is a plasma lamp, but we all know that it is your nearly short-circuited brain running at warp 6 speed.
Bald headed men? Maybe I should shave off my furry top?
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That E_ADD2008 blogger mentions his outings at Manhattan Beach, in Marina del Rey, and he lives in Redondo Beach.
And he never crossed Bai Ling in the streets? He must not have much luck on his side ( apart from living where he does ).

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Ian said...

You like my New Look Blog with the Videos and interface etc then?

wheeler92196 said...

WEALLHOPE? said...
cross in street

Everybody has fancy car hear with tv player in the back seat.

Except me, I have crap car. Still, I do not cross people in street either.

You can go 100 miles to go get pizza and still not cross people in the street. The sidewalk is to go from the car to the door or down the stairs to the beach.

I found new word.
辣醬玉米餅餡 is enchilada
You do not have to drive 100 miles to find them we have Robertos and Albertos every 500 feet in case you miss one there is another one just ahead.

WEALLHOPE? said...

Yes WHEELER92196, I know that in the USA and especially over there Out West everyone moves around while having a car under their own ass because of the distances and because of how the cities have been built, unlike Europe. I was thinking of E_ADD2008 encountering or crossing Bai Ling at the beach or in some restaurant, or coffee shop or whatever place.

WEALLHOPE? said...

Working little Fly here has dedicated his Saturday off on figuring out how to have Bai Ling's IMDB homepage head shot photo changed as she had asked time ago and .... I think I am very close to the solution.
I have goose bumps on my skin because of the excitement. well sort of, flies do't get goose bumps or do they?
I've been all over the net on hacker programs etc etc - but I will refrain from taking the last step because I don't want to interfere with her homepage.
That trying to do Bai Ling a favor by having her head shot photo on her homepage changed as she asked when she said she needed help is becoming my obsession. It is my key to getting ( maybe ) from her a photo of herself showing a Hello Daniel sign.
But this hacking stuff could get me in trouble...I'd better back off since I'm no expert.
(... 2001 A Space Odyssey
computer HAL9000-Fly here )

Ian said...

She simply has to aske her rep to blooy change it. I would but.....

Ian said...

Yes fly hacking accounts is not something we like on this blog thank you!!

anonymous said...

Changing something on IMDB is as easy as submitting a correction through the web site. I've now requested a change on her main picture. Supposedly, they address such requests within 7-10 days.

Peace out, stalkers.

Ian said...

I would have thought only the account holder can change pictures on the listing.

Stalkers? We are not the ones who are being anonymous!

WEALLHOPE? said...

Listen ANONYMOUS, active Fly here has already tried that way with IMDB time ago but to no avail, and they even answered to me saying that it could only be her or her legal representative who could enact that change.
I might be dumb but not that dumb.
I just explored the possibilities of hacking in, but will not go in for it all the way because that could f**k up her password.
(...Computer HAL9000-Fly here, way too polite to want to be an intruder in any way).

WEALLHOPE? said...

Look at the photo here-
ok fellows, the bets are up.
What do you think Mickey is telling Bai Ling?.
And what do you think Bai Ling is thinking of there while listening to him and keeping her eyes closed to better imagine what he is telling her?
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My guess is this:
Mickey : " Hey, tell me a bit more about that Fly fan you have ".
Bai Ling eyes closed and dreaming: " Oh he is so cute and lovable, maybe I will consent to write and post for him a Hello Daniel.."

Ian said...

No Comment :-)

anonymous said...

Delusions are terrific.

wheeler92196 said...

Ian said...

No Comment :-)

January 17, 2009 11:39 AM
Blogger anonymous said...

Delusions are terrific.

and for good reason

I just wake up after a big meal and I just thought of it so I hurry over.

Many asian woman always say to me Mick! Oh Mick! with the eyes half shut. Ok, so I pay them, but enough about me. Lets talk about Bai.

She is practicing!!!!

Yes, for me. She can not say Oh! Fly! Oh, Fly away with me on the magic carpet to The Moon in the Sky! No that would not do. Yes she practice for me for later in The Year of 2009. So she find this guy Mick 0'rouke so she can practice with him so she get it right. And they only have the time at the party so that is why you hear all the hollywood gossip about it.

Ok, I guess the riddle of the day correct again. Now I go get some green tea.

wheeler92196 said...

hmnnnn I wonder why their eyes are always half shut. Maybe I should go look in the mirror before I get the green tea...

anonymous said...

Maybe I meant "horrific."

Ian said...

is that transparent freak back again?

BLtwistlock said...

my sweet Princess do I need to worry about you?
You know enjoying, laughing, partying, ........ without you is getting only 50% of possible happiness. Not hearing from you reduce another 50% to 25%. Not so nice news from you would reduce another 50% this remaining 25% to the little tiny number of 12,5% of enjoyable life!
Why you give so hard times to your little Blue * rotating around you the Moon Princess?

WEALLHOPE? said...

BL_TWISTLOCK you don't have to worry about Bai Ling.
I am sure she is out with Mickey Rourke and both of them are talking about her pet
Clown-Fly fan.
(...Fly's huge ego induces him to believe he is the main subject of discussion between them ).

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WEALLHOPE? said...

Ah ah -- Bai Ling has been gone for nearly 4 days now.
Maybe these are only the first 4 days of a
" 9 and 1/2 WEEKS " of absence, she off with Mickey Rourke dancing a sexy strip tease act behind a venitian blind like in that movie he played in?
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Bai Ling your "peones" fans here are growing restless and start to wonder when you will be back again.

Greg said...

Hmmm - only 139 comments on this post of Bai's. Could this indeed be "The Lost Weekend" for Bai? Wish I had the time, and the money to "bug out." I'm working on it, but it seems to be a loosing proposition. That said, I think Hollywood is about to take a really big hit.

No doubt the Beltway bandits in DC will soon figure out some way to get the U.S. Govt. to funnel what "little" money is left to invest in film making into pharmaceuticals and private insurance schemes instead; probably via tax codes -- anything that might be left over The State of California will pocket as tax revenue. I could be wrong, but Hollywood, The Studios, and the investors no longer have a grip on fantasy (fantasy = cash in hard times). As well this blog shows The Internet has the upper hand - and blog posts, online games and websites are much cheaper, dollar / eyeball than movies. Later guys (and Bai too - seems your the only woman here).

Ian said...

Ahhh! We can amuse ourselves, anyone seen Zhang Ziyi's ass?

Greg said...

Ian said:

anyone seen Zhang Ziyi's ass?

To what end?

Ian said...

U.S think they have it hard, the UK Filmmakers have had it like that for decades and yet often produced some of the best films in any one year.

Ian said...

Greg, To measure it out of Scientific interest ya bloody eejit!

wheeler92196 said...

WEALLHOPE? said...

BL_TWISTLOCK you don't have to worry about Bai Ling.
I am sure she is out with Mickey Rourke and both of them are talking about her pet
Clown-Fly fan.
(...Fly's huge ego induces him to believe he is the main subject of discussion between them ).


Actually, the words are:
May I unbutton you fly?

Not sure what they mean by that.

Ian said...

She may have flown to that Obama (oh Dear) gig? That is this weekend I think.

wheeler92196 said...

Ian said...

U.S think they have it hard,

Beringer Pfahl's studio isn't in USA.

Bai fans are safe.

Greg said...

Blogger Ian said...

U.S think they have it hard, the UK Filmmakers have had it like that for decades and yet often produced some of the best films in any one year.


Ian, that's not the point I was trying to make. It's not you against me (US vs UK). In the main most of the best films have come from many places: US, UK, France, Germany, China, The Philippines, etc. etc. Everybody is going to take a big hit. The "fat cats" in Hollywood are going to get it upside the head. Many others who have been getting by "hand-to-mouth" might not notice, not sure. I was knocking Hollywood, not productions in other countries.

wheeler92196 said...

Ian said... (something)

And so at first I think he is full of his usual. After all, she can red ey Monday night and still be there for the event Tuesday.

But then look, she has his picture up. She is a most notable or visible minority that came from no where from another country and made a name for herself. And it is in the middle of a Hollywood that continues to bad mouth her in a very nasty way. If he has a regala, should would fit right in.

And look damned good doing it too, I might add.

wheeler92196 said...

I had to go to the window.

and listen

We have baby birds twittering outside.

And it is already 77F / 25C here.
Is Bai at the beach?

WEALLHOPE? said...

Ok IAN , after days in a row that you have been suggesting we go see Zhang Ziyi's butt I've finally conced and gave a very fast peek.
That was hard for me to do because I am a faithfull Bai Ling pet Clown-Fly and I felt sort of like I was betraying her by doing that.
But since she has been gone for over four days now, off with who-knows-who, I figured I could sneek a quick peek.
And I nearly cracked apart in laughter when I saw this link of that actress!!
She has a butt kissing boyfriend of all things:
http://shanghaiist.com/2009/01/07/those_sexy_
photos_of_zhang_ziyi_on.php
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Now that goes to show why I am a Bai Ling fan.
BAI LING would never ever be caught by paparazzi like that-!
Bai Ling has never showed her butt off in public like that.
Clown-Fly should not follow IAN's suggestions anymore. He is trying to induce me to take the road of perdition... but at least I can say I had a good laugh at Ziyi.

Greg said...
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Greg said...

wheeler, you're rambling.

Ian said...

Greg YOU was reffering to the only to U.S -Hollywood in your post that is why I pointed out that most other countries Filmmakers have budgets smaller than the Hollywood studios WASTE on one Actor so they have no right to complain, get used to it I say.

What I am saying is that other countries have for decades clearly proved that you do not need to waste so much money on a Movie for it to be a good quality one or for it to make good profits.

Greg said...

Yipes - much later than I thought. Hugs and kisses to you all (and a quick bump to Bai). G'nite.

Ian said...

Greg Wheeler is ALWAYS rambling!! You get used to it after a while, kinda like having a Mental patient as a Neighbour.

WEALLHOPE? said...

Mickey, it is about time you let go of Bai Ling and give her back to her loving fans... whatever exhausted left over of her you have.
It has been nearly a week now that you met her at that movie award- one week with the same gal, you don't want to set a personal record don't you?

9thLevelcelebs said...

Bai Ling!

Trying to go down on Mickey (meatface)Rourke when he is suddenly in the Limelight big time so you can get publicity for yourself, it is so obvious and tasteless. Please do not try to pretend you are attempting anything else.

She love you long time, for 5 Dollar.

WEALLHOPE? said...

Ok let me try to lure Bai Ling back home. We know she has a weakness for...SWEETS.
Bai Ling, there is a lot of sweets waiting for you at home. Some ice cream like here in the photo?
And lets not forget QIJI, she must be missing you.

Ian said...

An idiot from IMDB above perchance? Sod off back there.

Ian said...

Daniel she is probably chillin, somewhat exhausted from a hectic weekend partying...again:-)

She does a hell of a lot on here as it is for her fans, I guess she needs some time away from it all every now and then?

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Ace said...

Bai Ling, is there any chance you can give a shout out to a loyal admirer on his birthday (19 Jan)? I've never spoken to a real movie star before ;)

WEALLHOPE? said...

I remember a couple of months ago ACE saying his birthday is in January. Now he mentions which day of the month it is: today.
I don't know if she will consent to that ACE, because she forgot about mine although I had shamelessly reminded her of it for days over before it arrived Dec.13th.
But then she wrote me a happy birthday note Dec.14th-
Bai Ling please do ACE, the fellow from El Paso, a favor and write him your wishes.
In Italian maybe ? Because he has always said he likes Italy.
- this is how:
" Buon compleanno Ace " = happy birthday Ace.
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( Now that really costs the Clown-Fly a lot, to swallow up his huge ego like this and to allow for another blogger the chance to enter Bai Ling's Hall of Fame ).

WEALLHOPE? said...

And Bai Ling, what a good excuse to go home and eat a big dish of DESSERT - blogger ACE's birthday cake dessert (!).
Happy Birthday ACE, it is the 19th right now in Italy.
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Yes IAN she is taking time off for herself.
A well deserved and needed period of rest after all those hectic days.
Wish she had warned us beforehand though.... I don't like to have to go to those celebrity gossip links looking for news about her.

e_add2008 said...

It easy to reflect back the rewards we have in life, so often we forget to be thankful for it.

Thank you for showing me courage, it's unreal and unending.

God design ;).

PS; Sooner or later someone will say it and it wouldn't be fair if it..

wheeler92196 said...

Bai Ling 白灵 said...

-And in the meantime, don’t forget to enjoy the landscape. If there’s a motel, I come in. If people dance, I dance. If there’s beer, I drink beer.

This is because Bai Ling is a magician. If me and her was to drive down the road in the car and she sit there while I drive, and look at me, then she could simply wink at me.

And I would turn in to a motel...

BLtwistlock said...

my sweet princess now I'm worry about you!
Are you ok? Therefore as I don't know the reason(s) I'll sent to you some magic peach blossoms and a tender kiss
Ps. Hopefully a fortune eight in position and/or time

Ian said...

Hey get back on the Blog your Fans need you.....


OR THE KITTEN GET'S IT!

HOSTAGE PUSSY

drrishi said...

we miss your posts

Bai Ling 白灵 said...
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Ian said...
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Ian said...

What is the point in pasting completely random bits of someone else's posts under different names?

Do you have a Vitamin deficiency or something?

Ace said...

Daniel, thanks. I'm considering having shoo fly pie in your honor instead of a cake ;)
Is that really Bai Ling or has Carrie's MPD caused her to assume another identity?

Ace said...

Though it's my birthday
I have composed a poem for the REAL Bai Ling:

I want a girl
with nipples like Bai Ling

I want a girl
who makes my heart sing

fly me to the moon
underneath her wings

Yeah

I want a girl
with nipples like Bai Ling

:D

Ace said...

Bai Ling, Thank you for your candle kiss, hot and warm like you. I will treasure it always. Every day of our lives is a gift from God, which is why we call it "the Present". Now if I can just manage to photograph you the next time I'm in California, my life will be complete. ;)

Ian said...

No ACE I think it is that Wombat who is always changing names and posting stuff in Chinese etc.

I guess you like Ling;s Nips then? hmm I am sure she will be pleased. Happy Birthday ACE!

WEALLHOPE? said...

No ACE don't trust what is written here as IAN said above because there is that jerk blogger who amuses himself changing names and playing as if he were Bai Ling writing.
Trust only what is written on the front face of the blog because that is where she writes.
In the meantime, would you care for a bit of Fly birthday cake i prepared for you?

WEALLHOPE? said...

See Bai Ling here with Mickey Rouke, she is holding her cell phone in her left hand behind her back.
If she receives our messages on her cell phone as well as on her computer then I think her cell phone is about to burst open at the seams because it must be plum full with all the emails we have been sending her.
Bloggers, I said look at her left hand, not the "wild landscape panorama" being propped up and pushed outwards.

Ian said...
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Ian said...

LISTEN I'M SERIOUS START BLOGGING AGAIN OR...

THE KITTEN GETS IT!

Ian said...
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Ace said...

Thanks Daniel, that is what I thought. If someone is pretending to be Bai Ling that is fraud. Bai should ban the fake for life from her blog.

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